Andrew Amani

05/09/2024

Kaburini nyote muenjoy pamoja
Rudia tena

02/09/2024

Nimeamua kumletea kabag apa

26/05/2024

Mdavida wa kwanza kujoin KDF

26/05/2024

01/05/2024

An 19yr old boy stole a phone from a neighbor that was valued at $50,000. The boy was arrested by the police & his parents were asked to pay $250,000 to free him. The parents struggled & managed to raise the money for the police so as to bail out the boy. As they were driving home, the parents pleaded with their son, "Never should you repeat this kind of nonsense young man, don't you see how much your bad behaviour has cost us................"
The boy replied, "Don't worry, your $250,000 is here with me, I stole it from the drawer when I was being released."
If you were the parents:
1) Will you return the boy to the police station?
2) Will you return the money to the cops?
3) Will you punish the boy?

24/04/2024

24/04/2024

05/04/2024

Take 47 counties subtract miaka yako Na uongeze kwa 1976 alafu +/- 1 utapata mwaka wako wa kuzaliwa Na usiniite mchawi

20/03/2024

Nilienda kinyozi jana nimecheka karibu nifukuzwe🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kidogo kidogo kukaingia mrembo fulani na alikua na figure plus sura kuweza😋😋😋 aisee hio ilikua figure na sura zilikua zimeenda kidato😜😜😜 sasa mzee fulani kipara alikua ananyolewa zile nywele zinakuaga kando ya kipara nikaskia amesema🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mzee kipara: Wow!! Madam unakaa mrembo sana😋😋
Mrembo: Asante🙂🙂
Mzee kipara: Unatoka wapi hii kenya yetu??🤔🤔
Mrembo: Naishi hukutu karibu na center 🙂🙂🙂
Mzee kipara: Naweza kupeleka out siku moja🤔🤔
Mrembo akanua mkono juu kuonyesha mzee kipara pete ndio ajue yeye ameolewa lakini kabla amalize kuinua mkono mzee kipara akamwambia🤫🤫🤫🤫
Mzee kipara: Ata mimi niko na bibi lakini nataka tukutane tukule mali polepole😋😋
Mrembo: Nitaambia bwanangu naenda wapi hio siku?🤔🤔🤔
Mzee kipara: Utamwambia umeenda injiri ndio neno lifikie walio mbali na kanisa lenu🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mrembo: Ebu mwambie hivo wewe mwenyewe🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mzee kipara: Tutapatana wapi na hio nugu yako niiambie hivo🤣🤣🤣
Mrembo: Hayuko mbali ndio huyo anakunyoa🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mzee kipara: Unajua nakuaga mwenda wazimu usichukue maneno yangu serious 😭😭😭😭😂😂🤣🤣ukibambika pia Nipe support on kwa kufollow Sonko NaiyiomaSonko Naiyioma

17/03/2024

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