Sheen Alex

03/03/2024

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22/12/2023

I went to the park yesterday to make inquiry of how much they charge from Calabar to Port Harcourt.
I had the following conversation with the driver.

Me: Good afternoon sir.
Him: Good afternoon dear, welcome to peace mass transit how can I help you.

Me: Sir please, from calabar to PH is how much now.
Him:10500

Me: Ha that's too much na, apart from hike in fuel price did the road grow long again 🙄.
Him: That is how we see it na, Nigeria has happened to us.

Me: This is the same place I traveled to and fro for 5k when I came to buy post Utme form 😥
Him: u dey go abi u no dey go,go and buy ticket and stop complaining by next week now you fit pay higher. Remember Christmas is on the way.

Me: I don't want to go again I want do waybill how much for waybill.
Him: It depends on what you want to waybill.
Me: It's just 1 big Ghana must go.
Him: Ok na 5k

Me: 5k for one bag oga you no go like collect 3k biko , see I am a student 🙏 help me.
Him: Oya wey the bag.

Me: Let me rush and get it but oga abeg the bag go dey on top other bags where air go dey reach am.
Him: Go fast before the car go full

Me: Oga your contact I go dey late, I want pick something, make I call my neighbor she go help me carry the bag come, if you see anybody with Big Ghana must go for waybill. , na me get am.

Him: Come wetin dey the Ghana must go wey you want waybill.

Me: Oga na Christmas goat and clothooo. No go rush open the bag, the goat is very stubborn.
I said to myself anyway na way, na to waybill myself like this the waybill 👇👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪

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19/12/2023

Wetin i do this my bag now.. 🙆

19/12/2023

Good morning my neighbors 😁😁

14/12/2023

African women's goal-keeper of the year winner wey her name na Chiamaka Nnadozie save anoda Penalty today against Real Madrid w0men for Women's Champions league group stage match wey dem play today.

Chiamaka Nnadozie save Olga Carmona(Worldcup winner) Penalty for first half wey help her team wey be Paris FC win Real Madrid 2-1 today and na their first Champions league group stage win this season.

As it stands, Chiamaka Nnadozie don save 5 penalties in 6 months, true true she deserve that award wey she collect on Monday 😋😋

The way this thing dey go if Jose Peseiro no later see beta goal-keeper I go like make we collect Sister Bobrisky thing give Nnadozie make she come Super Eagles abeg.

14/12/2023

Onye kwuru that thing 🙄🙄

12/12/2023

You see this mumu fruit called "Strawberry".


If they say "Beauty without brain", don't look elsewhere, just look at this fruit.


You know, when you see this fruit, you'll be like "Omoh, this fruit go sweet like ***"

Even the name sweet - STRAWBERRY - STRAW BERRY

Very fine name, but stupid taste.


Don't get me wrong o. No be say e bitter for mouth o, but agbalumo (udara) sweet pass this mumu fruit.

I dey vex as I dey write this sef.


This fruit dey always give me PTSD. I bought it with my precious 3k hoping to savour the flavour...not knowing that the werey no get anything aside fine name, fine face and banging body.

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12/12/2023

Do not live half a life
and do not die a half death
If you choose silence, then be silent
When you speak, do so until you are finished
If you accept, then express it bluntly
Do not mask it
If you refuse then be clear about it
for an ambiguous refusal is but a weak acceptance
Do not accept half a solution
Do not believe half truths
Do not dream half a dream
Do not fantasize about half hopes
Half the way will get you no where
You are a whole that exists to live a life
not half a life.

~Khalil Gibran

12/12/2023

If: (A Father's Advice to His Son) by Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son! ~Rudyard Kipling

( Art Credit: Jill Poyerd )

11/12/2023

Me dis Xmas, thy vawulence taketh it by force 😁

11/12/2023

Happy New week people,
May this week be filled with God's blessing...
Amen

09/12/2023

In all, remember to take care of YOU!
your all you got.....
Happy weekend everyone

07/12/2023

anywhere u see me today, look for an oxygen mask😷, u may be needing it....

Good morning everyone

06/12/2023

Na here i de now, e just reach my turn😋😋

05/12/2023

Dem talk say e too early to eat now, me a say "madam bring extra"

Good morning lovely people.

04/12/2023

Do you live your life only to get to the end of it? Most people answer this question with a ‘no’, but not everyone lives like they mean it. In the manic society that most of us experience, people exhibit a frantic, neurotic behavior I call ‘Destination Addiction’. This addiction is a major block to success. People who suffer from Destination Addiction believe that success is a destination. They are addicted to the idea that the future is where success is, happiness is, and heaven is. Each passing moment is merely a ticket to get to the future. They live in the ‘not now’, they are psychologically absent, and they disregard everything they have. Destination Addiction is a preoccupation with the idea that happiness is somewhere else. We suffer, literally, from the pursuit of happiness. We are always on the run, on the move, and on the go. Our goal is not to enjoy the day, it is to get through the day. We have always to get to somewhere else first before we can relax and before we can savor the moment. But we never get there. There is no point of arrival. We are permanently dissatisfied. The feeling of success is continually deferred. We live in hot pursuit of some extraordinary bliss we have no idea how to find.

~Robert Holden

04/12/2023

By midlife, we're usually aware enough to understand which of our issues most need attention. We've learned where we're strong, but also where we're weak. We know what parts of ourselves to be proud of and what parts of ourselves should change. We know what our issues are. It might not be a time when we're learning new things about ourselves so much as understanding more deeply what we already know.
This is not the time to stop working on ourselves; it's the time when we've finally accumulated enough clues to help crack the case and solve the myself why and how we've kept ourselves bound for so long. Its not the time to give up and say, 'this is who I am, its too late to change.' Quite the opposite- its time to take a stand, once and for all, for your own potential. Don't worry that it took you so long to get to this point. It takes everyone this long. We know nothing until we know all the ways that we're not who we should be. Only then do we have a chance at becoming the people we've wanted to be. And for that reason alone, these are sacred years.

~Marianne Williamson

04/12/2023

"Every person needs to take one day away. A day in which one consciously separates the past from the future. Jobs, family, employers, and friends can exist one day without any one of us, and if our egos permit us to confess, they could exist eternally in our absence. Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for. Each of us needs to withdraw from the cares which will not withdraw from us.

" ~Maya Angelou
Art Credit: Andrew Wyeth

04/12/2023

Just for the lesson:

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them..

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'

'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.

Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.

Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up'.The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveller asked.

'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'

'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in..'

'How about my friend here?' the traveller gestured to the dog.

There should be a bowl by the pump.'

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveller filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and

04/12/2023

One of the best paintings in the world is priceless... Why?!

A painting by the Russian artist Fedor Reshetnikov, which he painted in 1952, entitled “low marks again.”

It is about a boy returning from school who failed the exam, and how the family looks at him with blame, and his brother looks at him with gloating... The artist says to them: “Treat him as a dog treats him, he loves him whether he passes or fails, he loves him for himself.”

She is a model of art that educates people and corrects their behavior.

04/12/2023

If i hear pim, i go buy 2more plates...

Good morning world