Bet you didn’t know these HELLDIVERS 2 TIPS about the SEAF ARTILLERY are DEAD WRONG
I've been hearing some downright ridiculous chatter amongst you sorry excuses for Helldivers.
First off, I don't want to hear another whisper about the SEAF Artillery firing multiple rounds just because a bunch of you chuckleheads decide to toss the stratagem at the same damn time!
Next, let's address this fairy tale about breaking boxes to get more shells.
The Artillery ain't no piñata, and those shells ain't candy! What did you think this was your Quinceañera?
Lastly, some of you dummies actually got one thing right.
Activating that terminal is like ringing the dinner bell for every enemy in the neighborhood, so why in the blazes would you want to dilly-dally and give 'em time to set the table?
Move your sorry behinds and gather up those shells by the loading area before you even think about poking that terminal with your Cheeto crusted fingers!
Got any other SEAF Artillery intel you want verified? Drop it in the comments below
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Bet you didn’t know how the HELLDIVERS 2 SEAF SAM Sites work
SAM stands for Surface to Air Missile, and despite what the icon would have you believe, it ain't no microwave.
You can only find these bad boys on Automaton planets and they look like an ugly grey square on your map.
Your task is to activate it via the terminal.
Then, you wait for the launcher to rise out of the ground like a phoenix from the ashes.
Finally, activate the launcher subsystems and the SAM site will be online and ready to liberate!
Now, that SAM site is gonna try to shoot down Automaton dropships.
But here's the deal: it's got the range of my grandma's shotgun, just a couple hundred meters.
And since it can only fires one missile at a time it usually takes out a ship AFTER it’s dropped off reinforcements.
But every little bit counts in this war against the enemies of justice, freedom and sweet lady liberty.
So, be sure to follow for more Helldivers 2 info #helldivers2 #videogames #gaming #pcgaming #PS5
Bet you didn’t know these HELLDIVERS 2 TIPS for spreading maximum democracy with the new SMG-72 Pummeler
You can pick it up for 50 medals on the second page of the polar patriots warbond
This beauty's got a 45-round magazine, you get 3 mags from ground ammo and the full 7 when you hit a supply box
it’s a one-handed weapon, so while you shoot with one hand you can carry an SSSD and the rest of your squad with the other.
Comes with three fire modes – auto, semi, and burst – and due to its minimal recoil you'll be on target faster than you can say "sweet lady liberty.”
But here's where the Pummeler really shines: its concussive rounds.
These babies are like magic bullets. You hit almost any enemy with a few bullets and watch 'em stumble around like they've had one too many super beers.
Hulks, Stalkers, Brood Commanders even Chargers will be dancin’ to your tune once you hit 'em with a burst of concussive rounds.
But you gotta be doin damage for them to work!
So make sure to aim for the enemies weak spot or pop their armor off first with somethin like an EAT
Got any other tips for using the Pummeler? Leave ‘em in the comments for your fellow Helldivers #helldivers2 #gaming #videogames #pcgaming #ps5
Hey Sony
Bet you thought you were REAL SMART making PSN accounts mandatory
Well, guess what? You forgot one thing: Helldivers don't back down
2 billion bugs in just two days? You remember that?
We mowed them down like we were trimming your mommas front lawn.
Ten planets, two fronts, against bugs and bots alike.
They said it was an impossible mission but we still held those planets like Tom Cruise.
Taking down this corporate menace was just the latest in a long line of inevitable victories for the unstoppable force that is the Helldivers
But now is not the time for boasting and braggadocio.
Oh no, it's time to roll up our sleeves and get to work rebuilding what we've fought so hard to protect.
Our next major order? We're gonna rebuild those Steam reviews stronger than ever before!
So, head back to Steam and update your review. Spread the word about Arrowhead's hard work and show some love for the game.
We're not just Helldivers, we're a community. And together, we'll overcome any obstacle in our path. Now move out!
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In case you didn’t hear those brainiacs up top decided you need to link your sorry excuse for a PSN account just to keep fighting the enemies of managed democracy on PC!
But fear not, I'm here to guide you through this mess.
This trick is so simple even you rookies can pull it off:
Step 1 is to open the menu and hit this big button right here that says “quit game”
Step 2 join your fellow Helldivers on our major order: destroy the steam review page! leave your thoughts on this whole mess in the most DEMOCRATIC WAY POSSIBLE…that means be civil and try to spell the word ‘Sony’ correctly, dummy…
Step 3 is to play ‘Deep Rock Galactic’ instead
It’s that easy, dummy!
You wanna piss off Sony? Share this video with your fellow Helldivers and we can all GET RICH! #helldivers2 #gaming #ps5 #pcgaming #videogames #Sony
Bet you didn’t know these HELLDIVERS 2 TIPS for finding and using the SEAF Artillery
You'll spot it on your map as a dark circle with a grey dot in the middle. Look closely, and you'll see a tiny grey line indicating the barrel.
Around the turret site you'll find about 7 shells.
Now, here's a little trick for ya: you can move faster if you spam the pickup button and juggle the shell you’re tryin to carry
Your job? Load 5 of 'em up and activate the artillery via the terminal.
Once it's primed, you'll get a new stratagem to unleash some serious democracy.
Now, pay attention to the shell types:
- Green tip: Explosive, like an orbital precision strike.
- Yellow tip: High yield explosive, packs a punch like a 500kg bomb.
- Grey tip: Smoke, for some cover like a smoke strike.
- Blue tip: Static field, zaps 'em like an orbital EMS strike.
- Red tip: Napalm, burns 'em up like an eagle napalm strike.
- Black tip: Mini nuke, wipes 'em out like a Hellbomb.
Remember, the shells fire in the order you load 'em, so keep track!
One last bit of intel for you rookies on the squad: SEAF stands for Super Earth Armed Forces
Got any other tips on the SEAF turret? Drop ‘em in the comments for your fellow Helldivers
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Bet you didn’t know this HELLDIVERS 2 TIP for finding samples using the map
Those of you under my command already know my method for tracking samples on the map, but for you fresh-faced newbies, pay attention.
When you discover a minor Point of Interest (POI), look out for the symbols.
A diamond gem symbol means there are samples nearby. Pretty simple, right?
WRONG! If you complete the radar side objective, it'll mark ALL minor POIs with diamond symbols, whether they have samples or not.
Even POIs that NEVER have samples like unexploded Hellbombs and ground stashes get marked with the diamond. Sneaky, huh?
The ones with samples will update when you collect them, but if a POI doesn’t have any samples it's stuck with that diamond symbol forever.
So, remember this: just because your radar marks a spot with a gem, doesn't mean it's a jackpot of samples.
Got any other sample collecting tips? Leave em in the comments for your fellow Helldivers #helldivers2 #pcgaming #ps5 #gaming #videogames
Bet you didn’t know how the HELLDIVERS 2 planetary liberation system ACTUALLY works
When we’re liberating a planet it always has **1,000,000 HP.** But defense operations can have fortifications ranging from **400,000 to 2,000,000 HP**.
Planets being liberated also regenerate HP, with rates from **1.5% to 4.5% per hour**. But beware, Joel can change these values at any time. And remember, defense campaigns don’t regen HP; they’re just about beating the clock.
And don’t forget the automatons have been dropping nukes on our planets, causing liberation dips of **1-2%**, sometimes multiple times, in a pathetic attempt to thwart the spread of liberty.
Every operation you complete helps the current campaign and the ones you don’t will not effect the HP of a planet.
You can use [helldivers.io](http://helldivers.io) to see all the planets HP, their regen rate, and which planets your fellow Helldivers are fighting hardest for
Got any other intel on planet liberation? Leave it in the comments for your fellow Helldivers #helldivers2 #videogames #gaming #ps5 #pcgaming
Bet you didn’t know that in HELLDIVERS 2 there’s a hidden network that connects every planet!
This ain't just about blasting bots and bugs all willy nilly like some clueless cadet.
We gotta be smart, we gotta be tactical, we gotta hit the enemy where it hurts—their supply lines!
These lines determine which planets we can defend and liberate.
But guess what? They're also how the enemies of Super Earth reinforce and attack us!
Let me break it down for you: Say we get major orders to attack Oshaune.
We could play it smart and liberate Fori Prime first, cutting off the enemy's backup.
But screw up and lose Fori Prime? Then we're locked out of Oshaune too, and that Major Order goes down the super toilet!
If you wanna actually think before you act, go check out [helldivers.io](http://helldivers.io/).
You can eyeball the supply lines on the map and scope out where our forces are focusing.
Got any other tips about the Supply Lines? Drop em in the comments for your fellow Helldivers #helldivers2 #videogames #gaming #ps5 #pcgaming
Bet you didn't know that in HELLDIVERS 2 I served alongside the famous General Brasch.
He taught me everything I know about being a Helldiver and now the Ministry of Truth has authorized me to share a few stories about the legend himself.
For starters General Brasch doesn’t use a Hellpod, he steps off his super destroyer and the planet rushes up to his feet out of sheer terror
On the battlefield I have personally seen Brasch take down a Bile Titan just by sneezing at it
Super Earth High Command named the Orbital Walking Barrage after General Brasch's patrol routine (u/Dacks_18)
and the enemy artillery get a warning when they’re in range of General Brash (u/Intri-cat)
They say Brash’s tears spread managed democracy wherever they land, but nobody has ever seen the general cry
and General Brasch himself once told me he had an appointment with Death, and Death never showed up!
Do you have any tales of the mighty General Brasch and his tactics on the battlefield? Leave them in the comments #helldivers2 #gamingvideos #ps5 #pcgaming
Bet you didn’t know this HELLDIVERS 2 TRICK that let’s you fire the Erupter TWICE AS FAST
The new R-36 Erupter can be requisitioned from the 2nd page of the Democratic Detonation Warbond for 60 medals
It packs an explosive punch with every bullet so it excels at dealing with almost anything the enemies of super earth can throw at it
The only problem is this gun fires slower than my grandma when she’s driving to super church on Sunday
BUT if you switch weapons between shots you can fire TWICE AS FAST!
The trick is to fire then swap to your secondary and the moment you see your guns reticle icon change swap back and you can fire again immediately
Once you master this trick I should be able to set my watch to the beat of you firing 1 Erupter round every second
You better hurry though, this trick might not work if we receive an updated version of the Erupter in the future
What’s your favorite weapon from the new warbond? Let me know why in the comments #helldivers2 #gamingvideos #pcgaming #ps5
Bet you didn’t know that the HELLDIVERS 2 hit markers don’t work like they do in other games
In other shooters when you see a white X by your weapons reticle it means you’re damaging the enemy and when it turns red you killed them
BUT HELLDIVERS 2 ISN’T LIKE OTHER SHOOTERS, YOU MAGGOT!
In Helldivers 2 there are 3 types of hit marker: the white x means you only have PARTIAL ARMOR PENETRATION so you’re only doing about 50% DAMAGE!
The Red X means you’re dealing the maximum amount of damage to your target, but it DOESN’T MEAN YOU KILLED THEM SO KEEP SHOOTING, YOU IDIOT!
The Shield Ricochet icon means your current weapon doesn’t have enough armor penetration, or you’re shooting the enemy at an angle so the bullet is bouncing off. YOU GOTTA SHOOT STRAIGHT, YOU DUMMY!
BUT not every weapon will give you hit markers, most of your primary and secondary weapons will but most of the support weapons will not! #helldivers2 #gamingvideos #videogames #ps5 #pcgaming
Bet you didn't know that in HELLDIVERS 2 there is an undemocratic rumour being spread about the origin of the Automatons
The Automatons are calling themselves the children of the Cyborgs and have made Cyberstan their new main base of operations.
BUT the Ministry of Truth wants to remind all citizens the level of overall cyborg involvement is unknown at this time.
The Automatons may be the servants of some small unknown Cyborg survivor group which evaded capture due to their extreme hatred of freedom.
Or this may be a greater conspiracy involving all of cyborg society revolting against the very ideals of liberty and managed democracy itself.
If we hold the Menkent Line and push the bots back into a corner who knows what kind of new mechanical monstrosities they might unleash.
Which means all citizens must be vigilant against any robotic threat: automaton, cyborg, hell if your toaster looks at you wrong, or at all, I want you to put a bullet in it!
Super Earth Toasters do not have the ability to look at things! #helldivers2 #gamingvideos #pcgaming #ps5
Bet you didn’t know this HELLDIVERS 2 INFO on ALL the new DEMOCRACTIC DETONATION WEAPONS
First up is the GP-31 Grenade Pistol
It can hold one grenade at a time, takes 2 seconds to reload, and you can carry 8 grenades total
but ammo boxes you find will only give you 1 grenade and a Resupply box gives you just 2
The G-123 Thermite Grenade will stick to enemies, activates burning damage 3 seconds after being thrown and explodes 7 and a half seconds after it starts burning
The BR-14 Adjudicator is a 25 round marksmen rifle with semi and full auto fire modes that reloads in 2 seconds flat
You can carry 6 magazines and ammo boxes will restore 3 of em, resupply boxes will give you the full 6
The r-36 Erupter is an explosive rifle with a 5 round magazine and a 2 second reload time but it has an additional 2.5 seconds in between every shot
The CB-9 Exploding Crossbow holds 5 shots in a magazine with 1 second between shots and a 2.5 second reload time
both guns can carry 12 magazines total, ammo boxes give you 3 and resupplies give you 6 #Helldivers2 #gamingvideos #pcgaming #ps5 #gaming
Bet you didn't know that in HELLDIVERS 2 this is the FASTEST WAY TO REGEN STAMINA WHILE STILL MOVING
Next time you’re on a tactical retreat from the enemies of Super Earth and feelin a little tired don’t cry for your mommy
You regen stamina slowest when you cry! …or when you’re standin up
doesn’t matter if you’re walkin or standin still it takes 4 and a half seconds to fully refill your stamina bar!
BUT you regain stamina faster if you crouch or fastest when you go prone
Crouched it only takes 3.51 seconds and prone is 3.13 seconds
PLUS moving doesn’t increase the stamina recovery time, SO NO LYING AROUND HELLDIVER!
Next time you need some stamina just drop in the mud for about 3 seconds to get a full tank of liberty! #helldivers2 #gamingvideos #ps5 #pcgaming
Bet you didn’t know HELLDIVERS 2 just added a NEW SHIP UPGRADE THAT YOU CAN’T UNLOCK
The Ministry of Truth has confirmed a rogue item was added to the Ship Management menu under the Bridge section
This “Catalog Expansion” says that it will give you “new stratagem permits added to the ship management menu”
BUT it doesn’t seem to be possible to purchase the item
All Helldivers should AVOID this item as its reliability, safety, and origin are unconfirmed
It could mean that new weapons and upgrades are going to be rolling out from Super Earth High Command soon
BUT IT COULD ALSO BE AN ENEMY TRAP, SO STEER CLEAR HELLDIVERS!
What kind of new stratagems would you like to be spreading liberty with? Petition Super Earth High Command in the comments #Helldivers2 #videogame #gamingvideos #ps5 #pcgaming
Bet you didn't know this HELLDIVERS 2 TRICK that lets you CALL IN A STRATEGEM WHEN YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO
I know you’ve been here before: you spent a little too much time fartin’ around lookin for samples
Now Pelican-1 is late AS USUAL
AND you’re about to run out of mission time so you won’t be able to call in your favorite support weapon to defend the extract!
QUIT CRYIN, HELLDIVER! Use this trick to unleash a last minute liberty laser or 500kg bomb
Because apparently you don’t love democracy enough to take on the enemy with just your bare hands!
The trick is to load up a stratagem BEFORE time runs out, and then you can call it in when you really need it!
BUT make sure you’re fellow Helldivers aren’t dead yet because you won’t be able to shoot while you hold that stratagem
AND you can’t use this trick to call in reinforcements
Got any other extraction tips? Leave them in the comments for your fellow Helldivers #Helldivers2 #videogame #gamingvideos #ps5 #pcgaming
Bet you didn’t know this HELLDIVERS 2 INFO about the new Factory Striders and WHERE THEY SPAWN
Super Earth High Command has authorized the following intel and location report on the new Automaton Factory Striders
The new unit is heavily armored so it moves slowly, but the armor plating on the sides can be destroyed with the proper ordinance
It’s offensive capabilities include a high powered top mounted energy canon, two front mounted machine guns, and the production and deployment of 4 Destroyer units about once a minute
These things can be found roaming around on larger open areas of the map and we have confirmed sightings on ICBM, Data Retrieval, Air Base and Command Bunker missions
They spawn on any Automaton world at difficulty 7 or above BUT the higher the difficulty, the more likely you are to see one
Do you have any other info on how to find these mechanical monstrosities? Leave it in the comments for your fellow Helldivers #Helldivers2 #gamingvideos #pcgaming #p#psychicreading #videogame
Bet you didn't know that in HELLDIVERS 2 these are the 3 best ways to take down the new FACTORY STRIDER
The bots just rolled out the wish version of an AT-AT in a feeble attempt to stop the unstoppable advance of the Helldivers
Luckily Super Earth High Command is always one step ahead of the enemy, but they’re THREE STEPS ahead of these giant robot communist dogs
Number 3 this thing moves pretty slow so you can call in Eagle-1 for a couple of back to back 500kg bombs to do the job
Number 2 is to call in a Patriot Exosuit and target the side panels to make short work of this mechanical menace
But if you want the BEST way to take down one of these communist mechanical camels look no further than the Orbital Laser.
It even takes out the top cannon for you before sending the whole thing back to communist camel hell.
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Bet you didn't know that in HELLDIVERS 2 these are the 3 weak points on the new FACTORY STRIDER
According to our intel these mechanical monsters have 3 weak points which are susceptible to damage from an EAT, Recoilless Rifle, or the new Quasar Cannon:
Number 3 is the hump where this mechanical camel stores it’s communism instead of water: the cannon on top! Destroy it with just 2 explosive shots
Speaking of 2, Number 2 are the 2 guns on the front, you can take one of ‘em out with a single well placed shot and destroying both will cripple it’s offensive capabilities
Finally, with it’s weapons destroyed, target the Number 1 weak spot on the Factory Strider and blow the armor off the side of its anti-democratic body!
Once it’s socialist internal circuitry is exposed you can hit it with everything you’ve got and take it down for good!
Have you fought one of these communist robot camels?
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