As a mom of teenage boys I’m constantly being educated on the newest things…today’s lesson was in pickup lines. 😳 for some reason I don’t think this is going to be a huge hit with the ladies 😂 #ifiwereacow #teenageboys #pickuplines #momofboys #weneedtoworkonthis #improvementneeded
We’re back with the best pickup lines from my teenage boys 😂 I know guys, we clearly need to work on this…help us out. What’s your best pickup line? Drop it in the comments
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#teenageboymom #notreadyfordating #pickuplines #itgetsworse #creativity #momlife #boymom #utahmom #watchoutladies
Today this mom is in charge of the Valentine’s Day party at school #momlife #schoolparty #firstgrademom #lovemomlife #happyvalentinesday
There alwaus has to be one person who gets a lill upset when I show up to the school pickup line after the gym. Calm down its a sports bra #calmyourmind #imheretostay #upsetmoms #momdrama #notgpingtochange #momsofig❤️
Conversations with teenagers… Who taught these guys how to text? #BoyMom #TheyCan’tText #WhoTaughtYou #MomLife #noconversation
I always thought I could never multitask… Turns out I was wrong the whole time #multitasking #queenofmultitasking👑 #momsgotit #makingpeoplemad #sundaymimosas #monlife #postbrunchglow
OK guys answering everyone’s questions about why I cold plunge so much… i’m here to tell you everyone’s lying to you and it’s really just so we can embrace the cold
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#itsajoke #notmedicaladvice #calmdown #coldplunge #coldtherapy #nobenefits #healthbenefits #icebathchallenge #icebath
Honestly, curious if you agree with the concept of homework…
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#homework #1stgrade #momlife #parentingpoll #doyouagree #toomuchhomework
How do you know if someone doesn’t actually like you… You can tell just by the way they smile at you and wave #fakefriends #smileandwave #schoolpickuplinemom #leadme
Should we start carpooling?… That does mean I’m at the school pick up line a lot less. #carpoolmom #whowantstojoin #immoving #letstryit
I hate dealing wifh male car mechanics and heres why!! #imnotstupidandimnotdumb #carmechanicsim #checkenginelightcheck #itsstillthere
We will call this part. One of welcome to conversations with me and my kids. #momlife #lovehate #siblinglove👫 #sundaybrunch #momlife #stopfighting
Stop trying to be everythibg for everyone- you cant make then all happy #momvibes #yourenotgoingtodoit #TechTrends2024 #FutureOfWork #DigitalTransformation
Like a gift card you never know how much is really there! But let’s test it- kinda a fun game- don’t you think 💣
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#howlongisitgoingtotake #giftcards #likeabomb #anyminutenow #momlife #patienceisavirtue
Like a gift card you never know how much is really there! But let’s test it- kinda a fun game- don’t you think 💣
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#howlongisitgoingtotake #giftcards #likeabomb #anyminutenow #momlife #patienceisavirtue
Back to the school pickup line #irippedit #howdidthishappen #bringbackspring #momsintheschoolpickupkine #utahpickleball #nestandthrive
I’ve officially been a motivational speaker for 14 years now and it just hit me…. #yelling #motivationalspeaker #tedtalk #momlife #ifyouclean #wifelife
Good morning everyone! What do you do after dropping off the kids at school? #whatdoyoudo #schooldropoff #momlife #questionsforguys #morningrush
I have five minutes… What are you gonna do? How many emails can you answer in five minutes? #checkingemails #fiveminutes #theschoolpickupline #loungewear #momvibes #crushingmomlife #arrivingearly
Life is a highway…..uh I think not…it’s absolutely a rollercoaster and I’m halfway through the first loop and I want off #lifeisahighway #liedto #howdoiexplainthisfeeling #notwhatyouthink #peerpressure #rollercoasters #imgonnabesick