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The Heuristic Squelch UC Berkeley's only intentionally funny publication.

Meetings are at 8 pm Monday and Wednesday in 312 Eshleman

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we’re so grateful for the opportunity to interview richard in his home and have a look inside the lyon’s “den” 😈🥵🫣
06/12/2024

we’re so grateful for the opportunity to interview richard in his home and have a look inside the lyon’s “den” 😈🥵🫣

good morning from thw lyon’s den 😝😝😍😍
20/11/2024

good morning from thw lyon’s den 😝😝😍😍

racks on racks 🤫
19/09/2024

racks on racks 🤫

we heard you loud, clear, and reallllll hard. the asuc might hate us but that’s part of the appeal. come meet the grotes...
16/09/2024

we heard you loud, clear, and reallllll hard. the asuc might hate us but that’s part of the appeal. come meet the grotesque minds behind your favorite magazine on september 17 at 8 pm in hildebrand library 100D. septum piercing and/or carabiner required for entry.

good luck. this is for your own good. we can already smell your putrid fingers angrily typing in retaliation through the...
04/09/2024

good luck. this is for your own good. we can already smell your putrid fingers angrily typing in retaliation through the screen. shoutout for the sponsorship.

we’ve missed you. did you miss us?
03/09/2024

we’ve missed you. did you miss us?

squelch (album) out tonight. presave link in bio.
20/06/2024

squelch (album) out tonight. presave link in bio.

Interested in expanding your horizons regarding Yodie culture? Still need to fulfill your Social and Behavioral Sciences...
22/04/2024

Interested in expanding your horizons regarding Yodie culture? Still need to fulfill your Social and Behavioral Sciences Breadth? Need 4 more units in your schedule? Take ANTHRO 169 this fall! Learn about the foundation of Yodieland, the rise to prosperity of its leader—thy Lord Damian Luck—, the Yodie Folk, and more. Lectures will take place MWF from 11-4 in Zoology Building 100.
ANTHRO 420 offered for graduate students. This class has reserved seats for students in the College of Fulcrumity.

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