Load Bearing Beams

09/12/2023

https://youtu.be/MNhh7EfxV_4

Episode 97 (December 8, 2023)Listen on Spotify: https://bit.ly/3R5TyXGListen on Apple: https://bit.ly/3Ty6BnZDirect download: https://bit.ly/3Nh7Gwl Get out ...

21/06/2023

Catch our full video episode on "Lake Placid" YouTube!

We unpack Matt's lifelong fear of crocodilians by taking a look at 1999's big budget B-movie spectacular, Lake Placid. Is this schlocky special effects extra...

05/06/2023

https://youtu.be/QXnx8wNTpJA

We try to figure out which mummy movie is talking about, from the "Blair Witch Parents" episode (which you can watch here: https://youtu.be/VemICqDy70A)

02/06/2023

This week on the podcast: It's an in-depth discussion of Howard Stern's movie "Private Parts."

‎Show Load Bearing Beams, Ep 81. Private Parts - Jun 2, 2023

19/05/2023

(Do keep in mind that this podcast is rated R for utterly filthy language.)Well hi there, partner. Load Bearing Beams is back for season 2 with a long and fr...

19/05/2023

We're starting a ten-episode run of the show today, beginning with our brand-new episode about "Grease 2." Watch the whole thing on YouTube or listen on Apple Podcasts (https://bit.ly/3BGWcMA) and Spotify (https://bit.ly/3ogeUra).

(Do keep in mind that this podcast is rated R for utterly filthy language.)Well hi there, partner. Load Bearing Beams is back for season 2 with a long and fr...

14/05/2021

Our new episode is out. We talk about Will Smith in general and then take a look at "Wild Wild West." Is it the disastrously bad film history remembers it as? What is its bigger legacy, the song or the Rodeo Burger? And what is the deal with Capt. James West's water tank apartment?

‎Show Load Bearing Beams, Ep 77. Wild Wild West - May 14, 2021

28/04/2021

Our new episode will be out this Friday, and it’s about “Mortal Kombat” (1995) and these delightful folks.

16/04/2021

We discussed "Twister" (1996) on this one. Plus, we talked about starting a Nickelback/Creed cover band called Greed, getting swindled into buying an expensive vacuum that is too heavy to use, how director Jan De Bont once got his scalp bitten off by a lion, and the sacrifices we make for art. Enjoy our sacrifice for this art.

‎Show Load Bearing Beams, Ep 75. Twister - Apr 16, 2021

16/04/2021

Tomorrow on the podcast, we're discussing this Entertainment Weekly issue from 1996 (and the movie it's about).

02/04/2021

In honor of the new film starring Godzilla, we reexamine what Matt claims is the still best American movie starring Godzilla: 1998's Godzilla. Plus: A special appearance by Elliott Stokes and Maggie Stokes to settle this epic score.

‎Show Load Bearing Beams, Ep 74. Godzilla (1998) - Apr 2, 2021

02/04/2021

TOMORROW.

05/03/2021

Our new episode is out, and it's a good one. We very crankily discuss the bonkers 2010 man-shouldn't-play-God sci-fi/body horror film "Splice."

Celebrate this weekend with your very-much-alive-thank-you pals Laci and Matt, who are discussing the 1989 comedy classic Weekend At Bernie's (1989).

22/02/2021

On our latest podcast, we discussed "Weekend at Bernie's" and how well it holds up in these enlightened and evolved times (Pretty well, actually!). Like WandaVision, this is a movie about the glitches in a computer simulation that one can sometimes see—the processing power of the computer is only such that it will render what's in your scope of vision, and it'll fill in the rest as necessary. That's what the human brain does, too. So, you see a guy on a sofa, and you assume, "not a dead guy," even if the guy is, in fact, dead. That's what this movie's about.

Celebrate this weekend with your very-much-alive-thank-you pals Laci and Matt, who are discussing the 1989 comedy classic Weekend At Bernie's (1989).

19/02/2021

New episode!

‎Show Load Bearing Beams, Ep 71. Weekend At Bernie's - Feb 19, 2021

12/02/2021

No new episode this week. Sorry, folks. We'll be back next Friday with an episode about "Weekend at Bernie's."

05/02/2021

New episode out now, about the 2002 adaptation of "Red Dragon."

Apple: http://apple.co/3pSceeT
Spotify: http://spoti.fi/3roCsWH

Because he saw Red Dragon (2002) before he saw The Silence of the Lambs, a young and idiotic Matt thought it was just plumb terrific, and so he and his bride review it on this episode, which features extension discussion of the entire Hannibal Lecter/Thomas Harris universe (except for the television...

02/02/2021

On the latest episode of the podcast, Matt tried to persuade Laci to like the Foo Fighters, a band to which she is vehemently opposed. He carefully assembled this playlist to make his case: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0CUkWIKh5Q5AbiWFGH621y

Did it work? Listen to the episode to find out: https://bit.ly/3tf9VVe

01/02/2021

Mondays, am I right? Drown your blues in this delightful new episode in which we talk about a bunch of assorted nonsense, including:

-Waterparks
-Who hosts Load Bearing Beams?
-Is talking about food interesting?
-Autism
-Should Laci like Foo Fighters?
-The TV show The Crown
-The merits of a system of government wherein the head of state and head of government are separated

This one’s a jazz set, a lazy river. Let the conversation take you where it’s gonna take you, ya know?