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It's confirmed, we are in a simulation...           #2024
19/07/2024

It's confirmed, we are in a simulation...
#2024

Tag some dumb chick who thinks they look good with their stupid nose rings!
13/06/2024

Tag some dumb chick who thinks they look good with their stupid nose rings!

Mark uncovered a deep state conspiracy that blew my mind! Get ready to have your dicks rocked off!
29/05/2024

Mark uncovered a deep state conspiracy that blew my mind! Get ready to have your dicks rocked off!

Here's my headshot I sent in for a voice over actor job. They told me I have a face for radio. Not sure what they mean b...
26/05/2024

Here's my headshot I sent in for a voice over actor job. They told me I have a face for radio. Not sure what they mean by that. 🤣

There's a song about this...🤣
06/05/2024

There's a song about this...🤣

Just leaving this here...
05/05/2024

Just leaving this here...

Your mom was there too...
26/04/2024

Your mom was there too...

This is getting well out of hand!
08/04/2024

This is getting well out of hand!

On the next episode we discuss the geopolitical significance of chimps! Episode 113 drops on Thursday!
28/03/2024

On the next episode we discuss the geopolitical significance of chimps! Episode 113 drops on Thursday!

Loyal to the Turmoil!🤘
21/02/2024

Loyal to the Turmoil!🤘

But also bats are CIA drones of the night...
16/02/2024

But also bats are CIA drones of the night...

Real talk...
06/02/2024

Real talk...

Death by stair, death by donuts, death by brain eating amoeba, death by AI! This episode has all the death your ear pu**...
03/02/2024

Death by stair, death by donuts, death by brain eating amoeba, death by AI! This episode has all the death your ear pu***es can get fu**ed by!
Tune in Monday!

Dropping Sunday, like my nuts on your mom's forehead!
03/01/2024

Dropping Sunday, like my nuts on your mom's forehead!

Tag a mom who can teach this class!
30/12/2023

Tag a mom who can teach this class!

The evil motivation of the majestic Alpaca lies dormant beneath their glorious soft fur. They are not as friendly as the...
30/12/2023

The evil motivation of the majestic Alpaca lies dormant beneath their glorious soft fur. They are not as friendly as they seem!!

Tag a friend in the comments, that would totally let that bitch Stephanie blow them for crack!
09/12/2023

Tag a friend in the comments, that would totally let that bitch Stephanie blow them for crack!

Unlike my sofa, I never pull out!
12/11/2023

Unlike my sofa, I never pull out!

Favorite time of the year is right around the b***r (cough) corner!
05/11/2023

Favorite time of the year is right around the b***r (cough) corner!

That's chaos baby!!! Time to break out the old spaghetti monster! Getting ready to take another funky mega cosmic advent...
14/10/2023

That's chaos baby!!! Time to break out the old spaghetti monster! Getting ready to take another funky mega cosmic adventure here in the newly renovated studio!

It's that time of year again!
04/10/2023

It's that time of year again!

02/11/2022

Every. Damn. Time.

02/11/2022

Violent Professional Fartcast!

Also, bats are the CIA drones of the night!
02/11/2022

Also, bats are the CIA drones of the night!

Screw you Toby!
01/11/2022

Screw you Toby!

15/10/2022

In 1 week we launch one of the most metal podcast series you've ever heard of! Over 50+ hours of editing per episode and totally improvised, we turn a loose outline into a rediculously outrageous epic story that will blow your mind! Please follow to join our adventure!
Hold tight tiny Snumahs, we're going on a totally radical Mega-Cosmic Adventure!!!

04/10/2022

Have you ever gotten a Snapchat from your mom?

True story: I dated a chick who smelled as if she was exclusively finger banged by fish on the regular...
08/08/2022

True story: I dated a chick who smelled as if she was exclusively finger banged by fish on the regular...

25/03/2022

You want to go do karate in the garage?!?!

Submit to the Death Cheetah!
23/03/2022

Submit to the Death Cheetah!

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