10/01/2024
This is what happened today on Highway 64 going west. Soooo I got pulled over on my way home. Ok, so boom.... I already knew why she pulled me over (I was speeding🙄) So I decided to test my luck. I got this fart spray as a gag gift for Christmas and decided to try it out 🤣. The bottle says to sq**rt about 2 sprays. So as the cop walked toward my car, I sprayed about 7 sq**rts. She gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t! The officer stopped dead in her tracks and said bless your heart...what is that smell💩? I said, " I got a situation going on ma'am!" The look on her face was priceless. I said, Ma'am my stomach hurts and I’m trying to get home because I.... (she is at my window and she didn't even finish her sentence) She grabs her face, backs up and says... Oh my DAM!! I think you need an ambulance. I said no (trying not to laugh...I looked worried and sick 🤣)
Officer: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND IT'S AWFUL. HOLD ON. I’LL ES**RT YOU!
Guys, I did not expect it to go this way but the Officer followed me back to my house, & waited until I got out of the car (she stayed in hers). I had to walk all the way to the door, holding my butt cheeks, and limping like it was hurting! No ticket was written!
If you read until the end, I stole this status. So share like I did. Because everyone could use a good laugh! 😂