23/02/2025
wants fed employees to send weekly email of what they did all week.
Here is a form you can fill out and send him:
Federal Employee Weekly Certification Form
Please check each item that applies to your actions this week. By signing below, you certify that you have adhered to these guidelines as part of your ongoing commitment to your duties. Failure to comply may result in... who knows?
1. [ ] I did my job (for real this time).
2. [ ] I did not go golfing during work hours.
3. [ ] I have not violated treaties (which ARE laws)
4. [ ] I have not been associated with dictators.
5. [ ] I have respected the Constitution and have not sought to destroy the checks and balances to gain authoritarian control.
6. [ ] I have given no N**i salutes (or similar).
7. [ ] I have not given top government jobs/access to foreign nationals.
8. [ ] I worked in the interest of ALL U.S. citizens, not just the rich and oily.
Signature: ___________________________
Date: ___________________________
Comments: ___________________________________________________
(Please submit form by email, smoke signal, or carrier pigeon.)