24/03/2024
△ In the unknown depths of the void, Void Mother, the ancient and enigmatic entity, sought to create a fearsome eldritch abomination. With dark incantations and arcane rituals, she breathed life into a shapeless mass, intending to mold it into a creature of cosmic terror.
As the formless entity emerged from the shadows, Void Mother attempted to convey its eldritch nature. "You are an eldritch horror," she declared in her deep, resonant voice.
But in the midst of the ritual, a cosmic hiccup occurred. The words twisted and turned in the void, echoing throughout in a distorted fashion.
To the entity's unknowing ears, Void Mother's declaration sounded like, "You are Ellie Dritch Horror."
Confused yet strangely pleased with the new name, the entity embraced its newfound identity. "Ellie Dritch Horror," it repeated, the words resonating with a peculiar charm.
Void Mother, unaware of the misunderstanding, continued her attempts to instill fear in her creation.
Unfortunately, each time Void Mother attempted to speak of its eldritch nature, the entity only heard, "Ellie Dritch Horror," further cementing its belief in that being its name.
And so, with a name born from cosmic misinterpretation, Ellie Dritch Horror was born, a creature of darkness and confusion, forever haunted by the enigmatic words of its creator.
In its wake, laughter and terror intertwined, blurring the line between nightmare and comedy in the depths of the digital cosmos. △