17/05/2024
1● Relationship problems can
make you finish ironing all your
clothes and later discover that u
didn't switch on the socket,😹🤣🤣
2● Ladies,if He kisses u on ur
forehead,it doesn't mean He is
very romantic ooo
Ur mouth may be smelling.
SMH😬😬
3● My neighbor donated blood to
his girlfriend. After they broke up
he wanted his blood back.
She threw pad at him and said " I
will pay you monthly"🙆🏾♂️🤣🤣
4● If u smoke w**d when
reading ur book,,dat means u r
highly educated....
sense wee not kee me😊😊🥴
5● For those of you that went to
private school, that sabi book
well well please what's the past
tense of Gotv😹🥴🥴
6● Dating a fat girl is fun, until u
carry her and trow her on the
bed and the bed divides like the
red sea...🙆🏾♂️😬😬
.
7● Before you get serious with a
girl ,
take her to the club to see how
many guys know her .
*If the bouncer hugs her , run
away my brother*😬😬🤷🏿♂️
8● Black people should stop
praying in English , i heard
someone saying "Lord I forgive
you "🙆🏾♂️🥴😹😹
9● Girls with big foreheads they
don't forget so easily. They will
remind you the things you did on
the 21st of July 2008 6:05 P.m
That external hard drive on
their heads is working overtime🙆🏾♂️😬😬
10● If I fake dat I'm rich online &
u know me in person jus kip
quiet I can't be poor both online
& offline lets respect each other🥴😃😃
11● Nah money be fine bobo
Obasanjo and oshiomole jagaban get
money
They fine ?🙄😹😹
12● She begged me to to switch
on my hotspot so she could
WhatsApp.
She later show me funny videos
on Instagram and she expected
me to laugh
YaMad🙄🥺🤣🤣
13● If you don't know how to
laugh , then cry .
Which one is kikikikii ?
Is that laughcrying?
*Are You Starting engine?*
14● Joe : Dr I have a problem of
forgetting.
Dr : When did the problem start?
Joe : Which problem?
????🥴😹😹😹
15●
Today marked it Exactly 22yrs My
mother almost killed me the day I
was sent to go buy salt for a
jollof rice that was already on
fire, after 2hours