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12/03/2024

You are favored.

(Psalm 5:12)

11/03/2024

The Lusaka Magistrate’s Court just dropped a verdict! Longwe Ngosa, wife of a Zambia Army officer, got slammed with a 7 year bid. Why? ’Cause she got found guilty of beating up her 4 year old stepson.😡

🚨🔍 POLICE ON THE HUNT FOR KALIKILIKI DUDE 🏃‍♂️💨Police in Lusaka are searching for a 33-year-old guy from Kalikiliki for ...
11/03/2024

🚨🔍 POLICE ON THE HUNT FOR KALIKILIKI DUDE 🏃‍♂️💨

Police in Lusaka are searching for a 33-year-old guy from Kalikiliki for allegedly killing his girlfriend.

The victim, Florence Mulemasaka, 30, was found unconscious in the dude's room by a neighbor. Blood stains were everywhere!

The suspect fled the scene, leaving his girl behind.

They'd been together since March 7th, and on March 10th, the guy asked his dad for cash, claiming his girl was sick. But turns out, she was already unconscious!

Another woman, Edina Lungu, 29, died in her boyfriend's car after collapsing.

Police are investigating both cases. Stay tuned for updates

C.SA

In Solwezi, there was this young dude who lost his life when a gas compressor went boom while he was fixing a fridge. Ll...
11/03/2024

In Solwezi, there was this young dude who lost his life when a gas compressor went boom while he was fixing a fridge. Lloyd Kaumba, just 24, was chilling with his boys James Ilunga and Sydney Maleti when all hell broke loose.

So, Kaumba was doing his thing, trying to fix a fridge that was leaking gas. But then, outta nowhere, the compressor decides to blow up! 😱 Poor Kaumba got seriously messed up, and sadly, he didn’t make it to the hospital.

The cops, led by Dennis Moola, confirmed the whole sad situation. Ilunga and Maleti got banged up too and are hanging on in critical condition. 😞

Right now, the cops are digging into the whole thing, trying to figure out what exactly went down. Meanwhile, Kaumba’s body is waiting for a post-mortem check at the hospital.

Stay safe, y’all! And let’s keep Kaumba and his crew in our thoughts. 🙏

C.k

The UPND Government, led by President Hakainde Hichilema, is catching major heat for their plan to import maize from Uga...
11/03/2024

The UPND Government, led by President Hakainde Hichilema, is catching major heat for their plan to import maize from Uganda and Tanzania. Minister Cornelius Mweetwa spilled the tea, revealing the deets, and folks are not happy. Basically, it’s a big smackdown on their leadership skills and patriotism.

Like, it’s super sad ‘cause UPND totally ignored advice from different peeps and straight-up sold off 1.5 mil tons of our maize reserves without any receipts! And now, surprise surprise, we’re facing a shortage, with folks lining up for Mealie meal all over.

And get this: Agriculture Minister Mutolo Phiri straight-up lied to Parliament, saying there’s plenty of maize, but now we’re in a crisis. SMH. Instead of sorting out our own mess, they wanna import from Tanzania, a place we were supplying not long ago!

Harry Kalaba from Citizens First is calling them out, saying they need to stop treating the country like their piggy bank. It’s a wake-up call for Mr. Hichilema – playing the smartest guy in the room ain’t winning him any fans.

Peeps in Matero Township are biggin’ up the Zambia Police for takin’ out four young troublemakers for good. 🙌 These dude...
11/03/2024

Peeps in Matero Township are biggin’ up the Zambia Police for takin’ out four young troublemakers for good. 🙌 These dudes, aged 20 to 30, got sent to Chingwere Cemetery with no comeback tickets after gettin’ lit up by the hardcore Lusaka Central Police Scorpion team.

So, check it, the Scorpion squad was rollin’ down Zambezi road, keepin’ it real in the Foxdale area where car break-ins and robberies were goin’ down. They spotted a sus purple Toyota Ractis with four homies inside, and when they tried to pull ’em over, these fools tried to dip.

But the cops weren’t playin’ games, fam. They chased ’em down, and when the perps thought they could outpace ’em on foot, the Scorpions showed ‘em what’s up with some AK-47 action.

The crew didn’t have IDs on ‘em except for one dude named Gift Musonda. But word on the street is these dudes were part of a local gang makin’ a name for themselves with a rap sheet longer than a CVS receipt. 📝💰

After the news dropped, Matero peeps were divided some payin’ respects, others sayin’ good riddance. But one victim, Jayraw Musampo, straight up thanked the cops, spilling the tea about how these crooks were hustlin’ his phone and makin’ bank off it.

Others chimed in, sayin’ thieves gotta face the music, and ain’t nobody sheddin’ tears for ’em. Even peeps who knew ’em were shook, like Farai Mafuta, who tried to put one of ’em on a better path but got burned.

But there’s a lesson in all this drama, fam. Fast money ain’t worth it, and Cathy Mwale Chilando’s preachin’ hard work and clean cash for the youth. Let’s hope they listen and stay on the right track.

That’s the lowdown from Matero, folks. Stay safe out there.

C:K

11/03/2024

Not my will, but Yours, be done.

Luke 22:42

Stephen Kampyongo’s spittin’ facts ‘bout how this sudden eight hour load shedding in Zambia gonna straight-up wreck the ...
10/03/2024

Stephen Kampyongo’s spittin’ facts ‘bout how this sudden eight hour load shedding in Zambia gonna straight-up wreck the economy, ya know? 💥 Especially hitting hard on small businesses like salons, barbershops, and welders. Dude’s sayin’ the gov better hustle up some solutions or we’re all gonna feel the burn.

Kampyongo, the Opposition Chief Whip, callin’ out the UPND for not deliverin’ on their promises of endless electricity and food when they were talkin’ big in the opposition. He’s like, “Yo, remember when UPND was droppin’ plans left and right about solving electricity issues? Now they’re MIA when we need ’em most!”

And check this, Garry Nkombo was droppin’ knowledge about buildin’ canals and reroutin’ rivers for power, but now it’s crickets from the UPND. 🦗 Kampyongo ain’t lettin’ ‘em off easy, callin’ ‘em straight up liars for not comin’ through on their promises.

He’s spinnin’ the truth ‘bout how Zambians ain’t forgettin’ the UPND’s hype about endin’ load shedding quick, but now it’s back like a bad habit, even after President Hichilema was flexin’ about fixin’ it in record time. 🤦‍♂️

Kampyongo’s sayin’ the gov shoulda prepped us for this load shedding bombshell instead of catchin’ us off guard, especially when the cost of living’s already sky-high fam. And he’s droppin’ hints ‘bout importin’ electricity and sellin’ it cheap to ease the pain.

Bottom line, Kampyongo’s callin’ for action, sayin’ the gov needs to step up and serve the people, not just chase profits. With all this chaos, he’s raisin’ real questions ‘bout the future of Zambia’s economy and industry.

C:S,A

Four dudes straight-up kicked the bucket after messing with some heavy stuff from Mother Zambia. So, like, there’s total...
10/03/2024

Four dudes straight-up kicked the bucket after messing with some heavy stuff from Mother Zambia. So, like, there’s total mayhem down Zambezi Road, folks bouncing in every direction ’cause the cops are escorting these four troublemakers straight to the afterlife in Foxdale, Lusaka.

The cops, on some next-level Fast and Furious vibe, were tailing these dudes ‘cause they were pulling off mad car heists all over Lusaka. Shady stuff going down at the malls, so the cops were cruising Foxdale Court like it’s their side gig exsay.

Then bam, a funky purple Toyota Ractis with four sketchy dudes caught their eye. Not ’cause it was royal purple, but ’cause it had two sets of plates, shady much? When the cops tried to check ’em out, the driver went Vin Diesel on ‘em, burning rubber and dipping out like it’s a race track ma n***a.

The chase was on! Cops throwing shots, tires screeching, and another car joins the party, making it a wild ride down Zambezi Road. But hold up, things got real crazy when the country’s secret weapon, that national mineral, decides to flex its muscle. It took those crooks down, one by one!

In the showdown at Ngwerere farms, four of ’em caught lead, and Gift Musonda, a straight-up outlaw, was one of ‘em. Dude was on the top of the wanted list for all sorts of shady business. The other three? Still a mystery, but they ain’t gonna be getting no birthday presents anytime soon.

The wounded baddies got airlifted to the hospital, but they checked out before they even hit the ER. And guess what? Cops found a whole stash of goodies in their ride fake plates, cough syrup bottles, w**d, and even a fake piece fam. These dudes were on some next-level crime spree, but they messed with the wrong crew. Peace out, criminals!

To all my fellow Gen Z peeps out there, listen up y’all stay clear of that shady life. Getting mixed up in crime ain’t worth it, trust me exsay. There are way better ways to hustle and make a name for yourself without risking your freedom or your life exsay!

Advice From Z? Keep it real, stay focused on your goals, and surround yourself with positive vibes. Find your passion, grind hard, and make moves that’ll set you up for success in the long run. Don’t let the temptations of easy money or street cred lure you into a life of trouble. Stay true to yourself and your dreams, and you’ll come out on top, no cap.

C.k

Fam you need to picture this, in a wild turn of events that could rival a Bollywood flick, the hood of Mtendere was stra...
10/03/2024

Fam you need to picture this, in a wild turn of events that could rival a Bollywood flick, the hood of Mtendere was straight-up shook by a crew of troublemaking teens who could’ve starred in their own sitcom as the bumbling villains. Mtendere, supposed to be chill, got flipped into chaos central by these prank-pulling punks.

But guess what? The cops weren’t having it. They swooped in and nabbed nine suspects who were turning Mtendere into their personal playground of pranks and thievery.

These suspects, ranging from 12 to 19, got busted on March 7, 2024, around 7:00 PM. And get this exsay the youngest dude, barely out of primary school fam, got caught red-handed with stolen phones. But instead of playing tough, he spilled everything to the cops faster than marbles rolling down a hill.

So, armed with the inside scoop, the cops rolled over to a spot in Chibolya where these shenanigans were going down and rounded up the crew. And guess what they found? A whole stash of stolen goods, like bikes, a TV (probably for watching their own antics), laptops, and a bunch of phones.

Looks like these pranksters are gonna need to work on their comedy routines ‘cause they’re headed behind bars.

Officer Hamoonga’s got a message for y’all, stay woke and report any sketchy stuff ASAP. Peace out!

C:K

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10/03/2024

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😭😂😭😂Short of words yo!
09/03/2024

😭😂😭😂Short of words yo!

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