Mvela (2024)

19/04/2024

Sad vibes comin’ your way from Lusaka. A 26-year-old homie, Catherine, lost her life at her BF’s crib in Mazabuka. She apparently got zapped while chillin’ at her BF John’s place.

It went down when she touched some whack cable and got electrocuted. Her BF’s bud found her and called the 5-0. Now the cops are on the hunt for John, gotta grill him on what went down.

Commander Daka spilled the tea, sayin’ it happened last Wednesday, around 10:10 PM. Catherine’s homie, Christopher, peeped the scene and dialed 911. 📞

Catherine, from Kaleya Station, got major burns on her left hand from the shock. 😞 No other injuries, though. Seems like her BF, John, a 20-year-old herbalist, is MIA.

Stay safe out there, fam. 🙏

19/04/2024

Sad news on the radar 😢 Four homies gone after a brutal crash on the Ndola highway near Katanino Trading Area. 🛣️ About 45 clicks north of Kapiri-Mposhi, yo!

A tanker truck and a light truck 💡 played bumper cars, leaving 11 others nursing serious injuries. The vibe went sour when the light truck tried to flex and overtake improperly.

The popo is on the hunt for the light truck’s driver who bailed after the smash-up. Police spokesperson Rae Hamoonga spilled the tea, saying it all went down at 08:30 hours.

Two wheels in the mix were a Volvo tanker truck reppin’ rego BCB 5452ZM/ BCB3660ZM, driven by Kennedy Chiluba from Ndola, and a Hino Ranger light truck with rego BBA 8110, driven by Fex Muleya from Pemba District.

Two dudes caught the worst of it on the spot, while two more passed while getting patched up. Eleven others are fighting for their lives at Kapiri Mposhi District Hospital.

Thankfully, the tanker truck driver and three other passengers dodged the worst of it. Stay safe out there, fam!

C.M

19/04/2024

Yo, peeps! Keep sending those positive vibes for Kalaba! UTH just dropped the deets saying Kalaba's on the up and up after that gnarly accident. His condition's stable and he's slowly but surely getting better. The med squad at UTH's on it, making sure he's getting top notch care. 🏥✨ Let's respect his space and let him heal in peace, ya feel?

19/04/2024

Sis sets the record straight on Charlene's relationship status 💔🚫Despite what you've seen on the 'gram, Charlene Kabaso Mumba wasn't tied to footballer Boyd Mkandawire, her fam spills the tea.Charlene tragically passed in a car crash last week, leaving Chipolopolo star Rainford Kalaba critically injured 😔Rumors swirled that Charlene was sneaking around with Boyd, but her sis, Jennifer, shut that down. They had kids together but never put a ring on it 💍Charlene's sibs remember her as the light of the fam, a bubbly soul with an infectious laugh. Rest easy, Charlene 🕊️

C.k

17/04/2024

Choma’s in shock as a 20-year-old dude, Emmanuel Mutukwa, took his own life 😔. He was found hanging at his sis-in-law’s crib on Sunday morning.

Dude swiped K250 from his dad’s shop on Saturday for snacks, then vanished until Sunday. When he popped up at his sis-in-law’s crib, he asked to crash. But when she bounced to church, a visitor found him hanging in the bedroom.

Police say no shady business, just a tragic end.

Stay safe, people!

17/04/2024

The Ndola Diocese is getting real about the economy, saying there’s no quick fix. Bishop Benjamin Phiri stressed patience, emphasizing that economic recovery takes time. He called for fair distribution of benefits to all Zambians, regardless of their origins.

He acknowledged the positive developments on the Copperbelt but raised concerns about foreign workers taking jobs that locals could do. He expressed a vision for Zambia to take control of its resources and job market.

President Hichilema has been active, initiating projects and infrastructure improvements in the Copperbelt, bringing hope for economic growth. His efforts, including providing basic amenities like waterborne toilets, are appreciated.

Change is happening, and it’s crucial for everyone to stay engaged and hopeful for a brighter future for Zambia.

C.k

17/04/2024

The government dissed Lungu’s daughter, leaving her chickenless 🐔 after she gave up a shady farm 🏡💸

The authorities sn**ched stuff worth over K9.3 million, including a farm with chicken cribs, allegedly snagged dodgily by ex-prez Edgar Lungu’s kid.

Yesterday, the Economic and Financial Crimes Court bid adieu to Chiyeso Lungu’s assets worth K9,375,438.62 in State Lodge area.

Chiyeso, a lawyer, tried to claim her folks footed the bill for two farms, a fancy crib, four chicken spots, and three flats.

But nah, it all turned into a sob story as the Court ruled she couldn’t cough up where the cash came from.

Judges Ann Ononuju, Mwanajiti Mabbolobbolo, and Vincent Siloka didn’t buy into Lungu’s political resume, refusing to set a trend where folks blame their parents or big spenders for their wealth without showing proof.

The DPP went all in, seeking to sn**ch Chiyeso’s properties from 2013 to 2021, alleging she couldn’t explain her riches.

Judge Ononuju laid down the law, saying Chiyeso failed to prove Daddy Lungu handed her the dough for the assets.

Although parents can gift their kids stuff, it’s crucial to prove it when asked, without a shred of doubt.

The State successfully convinced the court the properties might be shady, leaving Chiyeso with a hefty bill and empty hands.

No pay stubs, bank records, nada! Just pointing fingers at her parents won’t cut it.

Chiyeso’s left empty-handed, with the State seizing her properties. Tough luck, Chiyeso!

17/04/2024

ZESCO just dropped some news 😬. They’re saying if their fixes don’t work out, we might be dealing with more blackout hours 🕯️.

17/04/2024

Idah Lungu, is suing Levy Mwanawasa Hospital cause they left a bandage in her belly after her C-section. She’s asking for like K1,446,100 from the State cause the hospital staff messed up big time.

Here’s the scoop. She had her baby boy on Jan 4, 2024, and dipped from the hospital. But then, six months later, she started feeling intense belly pain. She thought it was just stomach issues, but nah, it got worse. She ended up with diarrhea, throwing up, and more pain, and they thought it was typhoid! 🤮

But hold up, there’s more! Her condition kept getting worse, she was passing out, legs went numb, couldn’t even walk straight! So, she hit up Maina Soko Military Hospital in Dec 2023, and guess what? They found a whole surgical bandage left inside her from the C-section! 😱

They had to do another surgery to take it out! And now she’s suing cause they were straight up careless, not taking out stuff they put in during surgery. According to her, they broke the rules of the Health Professions Act!

C: K

15/04/2024

Fam! LCC’s like, “Yo, shop peeps, kick those gambling rigs, aka ‘Bonanzas,’ outta yo’ joints!” 🚫

They’re sayin’ these rigs, especially in the hood, mess with kids’ heads. LCC’s PR queen, Chola Mwamba, says they got kids skippin’ class, yo! 😤

LCC ain’t messin’ around! They want shop owners to bounce those rigs ASAP or face the heat, ya feel? 🔥

Mwamba’s droppin’ wisdom, sayin’ relocate those rigs to legit gambling spots where kids can’t even roll through. Smart move, ya hear? 🎰

15/04/2024

FAZ prez is calling for some major prayers for our boy Rainford Kalaba, former Chipolopolo skipper, who's in the hospital after a gnarly road accident. 😔The latest word from UTH is that he's "stable but critical." FAZ boss Andrew Kamanga is urging everyone to keep him in their thoughts and prayers. Let's all rally behind him, fam! The FAZ crew, including VP Justin Mumba and GS Reuben Kamanga, rushed to see him straight from a gig in Choma. 💪🏽 On Sunday, they checked up on him again and saw firsthand the dope work the med team's putting in to get our champ back on his feet. 🩺Stay strong, Kalaba! We got your back! 🙌🏽

15/04/2024

A 14-year-old maid got seriously messed up by her bosses, and now her mom’s laying it all out in court! ☕️

So, this mom, Constance, sent her daughter to hustle for this couple in Lusaka, thinking they’d treat her like fam and help her get her learn on. 📚 But, nah, these “bosses” were ice cold!

Constance got a call from the boss lady, Majory, saying her daughter was acting out, snacking on their baby’s porridge and all that jazz. 😤 Then, Majory drops the bomb, like, “Yo, instead of me sending back a body bag, you better wire some cash so she can peace out!”

Constance was like, “Hold up, you serious?” But nah, Majory wasn’t playing! 😡 She even threatened to take her to the clinic instead of sending her home. Like, what?!

Next thing you know, Constance gets a call saying her daughter’s gone! 💔 They had to lay her to rest in another province, and Constance is still shook and fuming!

She’s straight-up telling the court, “I want justice for my girl’s death!” 🙏 This mom’s not letting them off easy for what they did!

C.K

08/04/2024

Tragic news 😞 Margret Chibesakunda, a 22-year-old UNZA student, got electrocuted tryna charge her phone in her dorm 😔💔 Zambia Police spokesperson Rae Hamoonga said the incident went down last night, and it caused a stir among students who hit the streets in protest. The clinic nurse alerted Chelston Police Station 'round 11:00 PM.It all went down at October Block 2, Room 23, Uni of Zambia Great East Road Campus 'round 9:30 PM. Poor Margret suffered severe burns on her neck, right elbow, and leg 😭 Despite the hustle to save her, she didn't make it.After the tragedy, UNZA students went on a spontaneous demo, blocking Great East Road with rocks and drums. Police stepped in quick to calm the chaos, urging the students to mourn on campus instead. Luckily, they listened and headed back.Margret's body got moved to University Teaching Hospital Mortuary 😞 Investigations are underway to find out what went wrong...

🕊️

C.K

08/04/2024

PRAYER

God, please show me how to put Your words into practice today. Align my heart with Your heart, and my thoughts with Your thoughts. Show me how to draw near to You in every area of my life, and make me eager to obey Your commands and teachings.
In Jesus' name, Amen.

29/03/2024

Remember the story I tuned you ohns yesterday about the watch doctor, so the witchdoctor dude from Kabwe is in some serious hot water for straight up messing with his client’s nephew, and it went totally south! 🧙‍♂️💀

So, this 41 year old Kaampa Kalumbi is facing murder charges for allegedly offing this guy named James Munachaka between December 8 and December 10, 2023. 😱

Here’s the scoop, Kalumbi was hired by Munachaka’s aunt in Lusaka to cure her kidney probs, but instead of fixing things, he brewed up some messed up potion that messed the nephews up bad fam!

Dude bunked at their place and scared the nephews silly, saying they were possessed by demons. Then he goes all “exorcism” on them with some sketchy tree bark and water combo. 😬

Next morning, the nephews are puking their guts out, and one of them, Munachaka, is dead!

Now, Kalumbi’s facing trial for murder. Talk about a witch gone wrong!

C.K

29/03/2024

Make it your goal to live a quiet life, minding your own business and working with your hands, just as we
instructed you before."

1 Thessalonians 4:11

28/03/2024

Wild😂

28/03/2024

A traditional doc is getting dragged to court ‘cause he allegedly hooked his client’s nephew up with some herbal mix and the dude ended up croaking 💀. Kaampa Kalumbi thought he could exorcise demons with his tree bark brew but instead, the poor dude James Munachaka, got a nasty stomach ache, started purging, and kicked the bucket 🌿💀. Turns out, he tried the same potion on James’ roommate, who got sick but luckily pulled through. Now, Kalumbi’s facing murder charges after he pulled this stunt at the auntie’s crib, where he was supposed to be curing her kidney probs. Dude spent time in the victim’s room and then served up that lethal concoction. Now he’s gotta face trial at the High Court ‘cause this mess is way above the regular court’s pay grade. Stay tuned for more on this wild case!

C.M

28/03/2024

This 41 year old lady from Chilanga got busted by the Anti Corruption Commission (ACC) for faking her way into a government job using a bogus certificate back in 2011.

Here’s the deal, Chefu Musonda was straight up flexin’ as a typist in the Ministry of Agriculture with that fake certificate. She even managed to hustle her way into another gig as a stenographer at the Ministry of Local Government and Rural Development exsay.

Now, she’s facing two charges dropping false docs and pulling off a hustle for that cash flow. 💸

Rewind to 13 years ago, Musonda’s heart was racing as she handed over that fake certificate, feeling like she was about to pull off the heist of the century. But little did she know, her sneaky moves would catch up with her.

From June 17 2011 Musonda was livin’ it up with that fake cert, rakin in the dough like there was no tomorrow. But now her whole scam has come to light, with allegations that she bagged over K500,000 from the government during her time there “wild smart woman”.

According to the ACC’s head honcho Timothy Moono, Musonda knowingly used a fake Certificate in Secretarial and Office Management from Evelyn Hone College to land that typist gig.

And get this, between June 17, 2011, and March 21, 2024, she was straight-up playin’ pretend acting like she was all legit with that certificate, while lining her pockets with over K532,000 of government cash.

Now, she’s out on bond, waitin’ for her day in court.

C.k

28/03/2024

A Grade 10 homie's facing some serious heat in Lusaka. Dude allegedly offed a security guard at Manda Hill Mall back in December 23. 😬 Now, he's begging the court to let him dip back into school life while he waits for his trial. His lawyer's all like, "Let the kid bounce he needs his education!" But the state's throwing shade saying this ain't the right court for that talk. 🙅‍♂️ We'll find out tomorrow if the judge is gonna give him the green light. Stay tuned!

28/03/2024

The pain that you've been feeling, can't compare to the joy that is coming.
Romans 8:18

27/03/2024

Lusaka is wild fam, Ruth caught her man, Lameck, straight-up cheating with her BFF on their own bed! Ruth walked in on them getting cozy like it was NBD, but she wasn't having it. She went full beast mode slapping her so called friend left and right, shouting "hule" like it's a mantra. Even the neighbors came out to watch the drama unfold, with the side chick catching a black eye and all! Meanwhile, Lameck, the coward, dipped out exsay, leaving his wife to deal with the wreckage. Ruth ain't taking no Ls though she bounced with her stuff, leaving behind her daughter. She's like, "They can raise her together, IDGAF anymore exsay."

Lesson learnt watch out fam, homewreckers, 'cause Ruth's coming for you next!

C.K

27/03/2024

A dude from Lusaka, Jeff Mulenga, aged like 25-30, sadly took his own life after blasting himself in the chest exsay. Turns out, he shot his girl, Bwafya, 23, too. She got hit in the gut but thankfully, she's recovering in the hospital and out of the woods. Deputy Police Spokesperson Danny Mwale spilled the tea, saying this went down on March 26th around 10 PM in Chalala. Apparently, Jeff was from Libala South and after the drama in Chalala, he bounced to State Lodge and offed himself around 11:30 PM. Cops found him in a pool of his own blood with his ride's keys and a pistol nearby. 🚔 They rushed him to the hospital but it was too late he was pronounced dead on arrival. Now, the cops are on the case, tryna figure out what went down. Stay tuned for updates.

C.M

27/03/2024

A 23 year old chica from Lusaka, let’s call her Bwalya, straight dodged a bullet literally! Her boo, Jeff Mulenga from Libala South, blasted her in the stomach, but shorty still holding strong. Sadly, Jeff bounced himself afterward. Stay safe out there, fam.

27/03/2024

Fresh news straight from yesterday, the cops in Matero Township just busted two paint-thieving dudes in the act! 🚓 Mike Mwansa, 32, and Emmanuel Hapeya, 31, thought they could pull a slick move, but the law wasn’t having it. They got nabbed red handed while trying to offload their loot of stolen paint exsay. 🎨

These two were out here scheming during the Zambia vs. Zimbabwe soccer match, like they thought nobody would notice. But the streets talk, and the cops moved in real quick. Deputy spokesperson Danny Mwale spilled the tea, saying they found all sorts of shady stuff, even a suspicious ride with multiple plates. 🚔

So, now these two are chilling behind bars, and Matero can breathe easy again. That’s the scoop from yesterday, folks! Stay safe out there!

C.k

27/03/2024

For we walk by faith,
not by sight.

2 Corinthians 5:7

25/03/2024

Some lit leaders from Africa are straight up killin' it and making waves! Here's the lowdown on the top ten bosses making big moves:

1. 🇪🇬 Abdel Fattah el-Sisi: Holding it down in Egypt, focusing on stacking cash with international investments and beefing up infrastructure. But still, gotta work on that political freedom vibe, ya know?

2. 🇹🇿 Samia Suluhu Hassan: First female boss in East Africa! She's all about saving the planet, fighting corruption, and making sure everyone's voice is heard. Plus, she's all about equality and getting that education game strong.

3. 🇷🇼 Paul Kagame: This dude's been turning Rwanda's game around since 2000! From tragedy to triumph, he's all about building up the economy, good governance, and using tech for good.

4. 🇸🇨 Wavel Ramkalawan: Chillin' in Seychelles, this prez is all about saving the planet and keeping the tourism scene alive while still caring for the environment. Respect!

5. 🇿🇲 Hakainde Hichilema: Zambia's got a new boss, and he's all about fighting corruption and getting that economy back on track. Plus, he's big on farming and green energy – gotta respect the hustle!

6. 🇧🇼 Mokgweetsi Masisi: Leading Botswana with that democracy vibe, this boss is all about healthcare, education, and making sure the environment stays pristine.

7. 🇲🇺 Prithvirajsing Roopun: Mauritius is shining bright under this leader! Turning it into the ultimate vacay spot and boosting all the positive vibes. 🌴🌞

8. 🇬🇭 Nana Addo Akufo-Addo: Ghana's finest, making moves to lower inflation and boost manufacturing. Planting for Food and Jobs? You already know!

9. 🇩🇿 Abdelmadjid Tebboune: Algeria's quality of life is on the up thanks to this boss. Improving infrastructure and healthcare, and lifting peeps outta poverty – major props!

10. 🇬🇲 Adama Barrow: Gambia's making strides under this leader, bringing peace, fighting corruption, and growing that GDP. Keep it up, Gambia!

So yeah, Africa's leaders are stepping up and making big things happen! 🌍💪

C.BD

25/03/2024

A student from Copperbelt Uni got straight-up assaulted at some hotel after chillin' with her crew and throwin' back a few drinks. 😡 She rolled up to her homie's crib, but it turned out he had a buddy over, and that's when the vibes went south. 😤

According to the 5-0, she was all about just kickin' it with her peeps, but this dude started mackin' on her. She shut him down, but after guzzlin' some brews, she was feelin' lit. 🍻 Next thing she knows, dude offers to take her back to campus, but instead, he steers her to some hotel and does the dirty deed, even though she was blitzed and cryin' out. 😢

Thankfully, she spilled the tea to her squad, who told her to hit up the clinic and then report it to the cops. 🚔 But yo, no arrests yet. Stay safe out there, fam. 😔

C.M

25/03/2024

In Ndola, there’s this woman, Christine, hustling through her nursing course, right? But her hubby, Josphat, drops a bomb on her, saying she gotta choose between her dreams and their marriage! 🤯

Christine, this boss lady, took her man to the court, spilling all the tea ☕️. They tied the knot in 2018, and she even brought in some serious cash for their life together. But when she started hitting the books, things went downhill.

She noticed her man, who promised to have her back, started ghosting her. Dude would vanish for days, and when she called, some other chick would pick up, claiming him as her man too! 😡

And get this, he straight up stopped supporting her studies and slacking at home. When she confronted him, he basically said, “It’s me or your career, babe.”

But wait, it gets wilder! Dude pulls out some voodoo charm, warning her she’d be barren if she left him. Plus, he stopped paying the rent, risking them getting kicked out! 😱

Christine ain’t playing though. She moved their stuff out when he wasn’t around, but he threatened some creepy stuff about the chairs!

Now, Josphat’s crying in court, talking about their kid and stuff. But the judge ain’t having it. Case adjourned for more drama! Stay tuned for the next episode of this crazy soap opera! 🍿📺

C.ZD

25/03/2024

If God is everything you have you have everything you need.

John 14:8

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