Mhiza Chills

10/03/2025

"Pr0stitut!on is now ho*kup, Ch@rm is now Grace, B@d character is now mood swings, F@ke life is now packaging, A br0ke young man is po*0r but a br0ke young woman is a strong woman, Happiness now depends on drvgs, Happiness now depends on drvgs, Drvnkard now see add!ction as excuse to depress!on. Molly is now the real joy giver, Sm0kérs now see it as a means of taking away their pa!ns, Cult!sm is now the norms definition of real men, Money now paddles the canoe of love.
Meanwhile "I'm the table is now the slogan of a lady in relationship. Our old time friends are now strãngers due to change in financial status, Brothers now selecting brothers according to their standards, WHAT A FOWARDED GENERATION"
Morals thrown to the wind,-

⛔️ Erigga
Copied!!

15/01/2025

Which advice you dey find again!!!!

09/01/2025

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25/09/2024

*Who is the funniest?*

1. A HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi. 😂

2. AN IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3. A YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.😳

4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news news caster.😆

5. AN EBIRA nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills.

6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..🥰

9. A NUPE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.🙈

10. A BISSAN man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.🫡

11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe. 😂

12. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like s**t, touched and tasted and said "Hmmm" na s**t ooo!!! Thank God I no match am.😳

13. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool city FM.

Fuel is been sold for almost 1,500 per liter now. Don't let depression or frustration kill your moral. Find time to laugh and smile small.

29/08/2024

There's this joke like that, the British, America and Nigeria, Top Billionaires, 3 of them die & na hell them go.
As them reach hell, devil give British one minute make him call family, after the call, devil say him bill na $5million
America collect phone call family for 2minutes, devil tell am say him bill na $10million
Nigeria collect phone call family, 9ja talk sete e reach 5hours, 9ja come ask devil bill, devil say 9ja bill na $5 only
Ahhh, how come 9ja own come be $5 only, na it devil tell them say na local call
LOL (local call on point) 😂😂😂
Yunno say na hell we de, devil even Sabi say na thief we be 😃😃 politicians de chop national cake like beans & dodo, national cake no reach common man 🥺
Small opportunity walai, common man gads collect compensation from national cake fah 🤲🤲🤲

29/08/2024

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28/06/2024

Be happy!!

16/06/2024

06/05/2024

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09/04/2024

Nobody cares, work harder!!!