Mhiza Chills

06/05/2024

✍️

13/04/2024

09/04/2024

Nobody cares, work harder!!!

05/04/2024

“God equipped doctors to heal the body & equipped priests to heal the soul; no one should take the role of another, else there will be a problem.” #

24/02/2024

Types of people you'll definitely meet travelling by road as a Nigerian.😂😂

1. Seat grabbers: This ones are not preachers of love, they came prepared to fight. After you've settled into your seat, they'd come and tell you to stand up for them. If you don't, fight will start.

2. The sleeping machines: These ones cannot come & Kee themselves. The moment the car starts moving, they port to another universe.😴🛌

3: The where are we now group: These ones behave like they've never travelled before, every 5minutes they're asking you: Bro, please wia we dey now? We don reach Kafanchan? Shebi after Zaria we go enter Lagos? 📱🤳

4. The zealous prayer warriors: These ones don't smile, they are ever ready to give it to Satan hot hot. They'll speak in tongues from beginning to the end & sometimes even force all of you to join.🤲⛪🛐

5. The gluttons: These ones don't want to hear that they got ulcer because of common travelling. So every chance they get they gauge their stomach well. They combine akpu, malt & garden egg then top it with sugarcane. 5minutes later, they're pricing water melon.👽💖

6. The urinators: These one shout 'Driver stop!' every twenty minutes, then run into the bush to do the needful, they mostly belong to group 5. They are always offloading to create space for downloading.💦😹

7. The assistant drivers: Drivers pray every morning not to meet these ones. They'll never blink, If driver tries overtaking they shout and insult daylight out of him. Try overspeeding and they might even land you a knock. I love them.🚓💨💨

8. Story tellers: These ones make the journey lively, their mouths keep moving nonstop. They'll tell you what happened in their village in Adoka in 1967 & are mostly oldmen who served in the military.😇🗣️

9. The unconcerned ones: Mostly undergraduates who think they've made it in life, always on earpiece.📳

10. The single & searching: These ones behave all good only to get close to you & get your contact. 😂

Which do you belong!😸😸😸

30/01/2024

Another day to be happy 🤸🤸🤸

26/01/2024

HER DECISION

She met him on the street
Hustling for white-collar job
Under the scorching heat with dusty feet
She accepted to be his heart throb

Her first visit to his house
She saw nothing but charcoal stove
He lived like a mouse; how could she possibly be his spouse?
She looked into his eyes and gave him love overdose

She watered his head with ideas
She planted wisdom in his heart
She gave him strength and took his weakness
She turned his cart into an art

Days drove into months and months strolled into years
He stood on his feet
She buried his fears by lending him listening ears
In a twinkling of an eye, his bitter sweat became sweet

Those were her decisions
What are yours?
Did a guy sell his television to give you provisions?
Love is not looks that lure but trait that cures

Copied!!

09/01/2024

Omor tomorrow was so stressful
🤪🤪🤪

02/01/2024

True!!

01/01/2024

Dear God, Today I want to spend a moment not to ask for anything but to say Alhamdulillah for the blessings of a NEW YEAR 😇😇😇

08/12/2023

Exactly 📌