Carroll Worldwide Podcast

01/05/2024

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2024/05/01/man-vs-bear/

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This is a good one, y'all.

We explore the "man vs bear in a forest" and Sherri answers. A cat gets into someone's pond and wreaks havoc. People are cussing out employees at Lowe's. Cameras to the rescue once again. Guys who don't understand things are getting unhinged over drag bingos. Dennis reveals the drama of his job. And just how many supplements is Randy on???

We explore the "man vs bear in a forest" and Sherri answers. A cat gets into someone's pond and wreaks havoc. People are cussing out employees at Lowe's. Cameras to the rescue once again. Guys who don't understand things are getting unhinged over drag bingos. Dennis reveals the drama of his job. And...

16/04/2024

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt??????

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https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2024/04/16/two-smoking-ladies/

The gang catches up on the time off. Dennis goes to Disneyworld. A guy in Westminster Community Online is distraught by Gandalf’s sunglasses. A gentleman in Hampstead is looking for a new neighbor and has high standards for attractivenes. Randy just hopes the Burger King le****ns kissed. Don’t make Sherri laugh too hard.

The gang catches up on the time off. Dennis goes to Disneyworld. A guy in Westminster Community Online is distraught by Gandalf's sunglasses. A gentleman in Hampstead is looking for a new neighbor and has high standards for attractivenes. Randy just hopes the Burger King le****ns kissed. Don't make....

15/01/2024

Comedy show at River Downs on January 27th, with food by Collision Course ! Randy will be one of the featured comedians! Seats are limited!

Get tickets here: https://www.ticketleap.events/tickets/pretty-awful-productions/comedy-night-at-river-downs?fbclid=IwAR0Xzzq4hqBCcWBkbl-_TaDjQxGqy3AeUVXt5iXX5y0s3SSzj4NWIRwpvts

04/12/2023

While we're on a brief hiatus due to scheduling issues, gather the family and enjoy the holidays Carroll Worldwide style with some of our past holiday episodes. They'll warm your chestnuts and jingle your bells!

A Christmas Carroll County
https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2019/12/23/a-christmas-carroll-county/

Is It A Wonderful Life?
https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2020/12/24/is-it-a-wonderful-life/

The Gary (Queen) Before Christmas
https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2021/12/16/the-gary-before-christmas/

How The Bitch Stole Christmas
https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2021/12/22/how-the-bitch-stole-christmas/

02/11/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/11/01/mcdemons/

It's been a minute! New episode! Click the link ☝️☝️ or listen on your favorite podcast app!

Carroll County has actual demons, and not just the management at one of the local McDonald’s. A lesson is learned in audacity, older women are hotter, and for the love of everything, please know what you want when you go through the drive thru! Also, we decide to stop bleeping cuss words and throw around the idea of taking the podcast to a live audience near you!

Carroll County has actual demons, and not just the management at one of the local McDonald’s. A lesson os learned in audacity, older women are hotter, and for the love of everything, please know what you want when you go through the drive thru! Also, we decide to stop bleeping cuss words and throw...

25/10/2023

What would you think about a LIVE podcast taping at a local venue where YOU get to be a guest for a few minutes?

06/09/2023

HOT OFF THE PRESS!

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/09/06/the-petsitters-destiny/

New Episode: The Petsitter's Destiny.

The gang talks about “The Ick”, and the lack of balance between men and women in the game of attraction. But enough of that, let’s talk about the biggest story to hit Carroll County since the last “What was that boom??”….. Petsittergate, 2023!

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The gang talks about "The Ick", and the lack of balance between men and women in the game of attraction. But enough of that, let's talk about the biggest story to hit Carroll County since the last "What was that boom??"..... Petsittergate, 2023!

24/08/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/08/24/phoenix-rising/

Latest Episode Now Up: Phoenix Rising

Sherri makes some exciting announcements, Randy has too many near death experiences, Dennis mansplains dick pics.

Let’s talk about a$$ eaters, unwanted texts, dinosaur farts and power outages- all in this week’s episode of your favorite podcast.

Sherri makes some exiting announcements, Randy has too many near death experiences, Dennis mansplains dick pics. Let’s talk about a$$ eaters, unwanted texts, dinosaur farts and power outages- all in this week's episode of your favorite podcast.

21/07/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/07/20/the-one-where-dennis-splits-his-pants/

Randy has a disappointing time at Pride. Social Media makes a deep dive into Sherri with no foreplay. Dennis revels in the ultimate destruction of Denny’s.

Randy has a disappointing time at Pride. Social Media makes a deep dive into Sherri with no foreplay. Dennis revels in the ultimate destruction of Denny’s.

07/07/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/07/06/klanned-karenhood/

New Podcast Episode! Click the link to listen 👆👆👆👆

In this episode....
Randy discusses his drug of choice and bad parking. Dennis segues the hell of this episode and discusses patriotic gas prices and bad parking. Sherri tries to decipher some frum the hills speak and delivers another scathing top ten.

Randy discusses his drug of choice and bad parking. Dennis segues the hell of this episode and discusses patriotic gas prices and bad parking. Sherri tries to decipher some frum the hills speak and delivers another scathing top ten.

23/06/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/06/22/sick-freak-moron/

If someone forgets a chicken on the roof of their car in a Walmart parking lot and drives away, was it alive or deep-fried? Randy finds his . Dennis looks forward to a new Maryland holiday. Sherri receives some hate online.

If someone forgets a chicken on the roof of their car in a Walmart parking lot and drives away, was it alive or deep fried? Randy finds his . Dennis looks forward to a new Maryland holiday. Sherri receives some hate online.

08/06/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/06/08/bizarro-rainbow/

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Dennis gets back in the game by bringing us a baby rental opportunity. Sherri chronicles another creepy cafe encounter. Randy makes the case that we are living in a parallel dimension.

Dennis gets back in the game by bringing us a baby rental opportunity. Sherri chronicles another creepy cafe encounter. Randy makes the case that we are living in a parallel dimension.

26/05/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/05/25/rat-king/

🎼Randy likes big cameras and he cannot lie.
And Dennis cannot deny.
When Sherri walks in with a fresh top ten
And rest of her o-pin-ins
We get worldwide. 🎤

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Randy likes big cameras and he cannot lie. And Dennis cannot deny. When Sherri walks in with a fresh top ten, and rest of her o-pin-ins, we get worldwide.

11/05/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/05/10/guber/

Episode "Guber" is up! Click the link 👆👆 to listen!

The Golden Tractor Crank is back with Goat Rentals! Sherri regales us with a story of a horrible customer. Randy wants credit for not running over pedestrians and unveils his “one bolt” theory about rollercoasters. Dennis is asked for his analysis of the big b***y bi***es. And what the hell is going on in New Windsor???

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The Golden Tractor Crank is back with Goat Rentals! Sherri regales us with a story of a horrible customer. Randy wants credit for not running over pedestrians, and unveils his "one bolt" theory about rollercoasters. Dennis is asked for his analysis of the big b***y bi***es. And what is going on in N...

28/04/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/04/28/the-belltower-stables/

This week's episode, the gang tackles a myriad Carroll of topics. Randy hates tweets, community group chats and the latest android update. Sherri gets decorating tips from a helpful patron. Dennis considers a new career as a Hallmark movie writer. Bonus: a deep dive into the great clock tower caper of 2023.

This week the gang tackles a myriad Carroll of topics. Randy hates tweets, community group chats and the latest android update. Sherri gets decorating tips from a helpful patron. Dennis considers a new career as a Hallmark movie writer. Bonus: a deep dive into the great clock tower caper of 2023.

24/03/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/03/23/just-dont-be-a-pig/

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In this week's episode: The restaurant industry is out of control. Randy has something to say to a Sykesville community group. Sherri reads some of her creepy DMs, and Dennis shows up with no surprises, but a guy did try to rob a bank through the drive-thru.

The restaurant industry is out of control. Randy has something to say to a Sykesville community group. Sherri reads some of her creepy DMs, and Dennis shows up with no surprises, but a guy did try to rob a bank through the drive-thru.

10/03/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/03/09/closep/

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In This Episode: International Womens Day is kicked off with indecent exposure in New Windsor. A new kind of stripper is hitting the poles in Vegas. A guy makes 5 women cry in CVS. Also, a business in Hampstead is raked over the coals of social media. Is “MacDonald’s” really “Closep”? And are we really ready for the gang’s alter egos, Dennisn’t, Randolph The Grey, and Sharold? Lots to unpack in this anger and sex-crazed episode!

International Womens Day is kicked off with indecent exposure in New Windsor. A new kind of stripper is hitting the poles in Vegas. A guy makes 5 women cry in CVS. Also, a business in Hampstead is raked over the coals of social media. Is "MacDonald's" really "Closep"? And are we really ready for the...

24/02/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/02/23/make-mine-a-medium/

On this weeks episode the gang discusses bad behavior at restaurants, the beyond, and STDs. Also- where do you fall on the Oxford Comma?

On this weeks episode the gang discusses bad behavior at restaurants, the beyond, and STDs. Also- where do you fall on the Oxford Comma?

10/02/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/02/09/boston-inn-creme-pie/

AI takes over the pod. Things are discarded on the mean streets of Carroll. The gang discusses the Pros & Cons of Door Dash. Sherri summarizes a Karen. Is Randy being trolled by a family member? Dennis discusses the state of standardized math tests in Maryland. Listen at your own risk.

Thanks westminster barber shop for the title idea!

AI takes over the pod. Things are discarded on the mean streets of Carroll. The gang discusses the Pros & Cons of Door Dash. Sherri summarizes a Karen. Is Randy being trolled by a family member? Dennis discusses the state of standardized math tests in Maryland. Listen at your own risk.

27/01/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/01/25/on-brandy/

New Episode! The gang takes on everything from Big Randy surveillance, gentleman farmers, racist mechanics, drag queens and anonymous posters. Is Dennis a robot? Is Randy a drag queen? Is Sherri terrified of artificial intelligence? Listen up, y'all!

The gang takes on everything from Big Randy surveillance, gentleman farmers, racist mechanics, drag queens and anonymous posters. Is Dennis a robot? Is Randy a drag queen? Is Sherri terrified of artificial intelligence? Listen up, bi***es.

20/01/2023

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2023/01/18/bjs-spike-strips/

Creepy fast food managers, missing person scams, a crazy woman ranting, a man getting violent over the idea of baked goods, spike strips, bjs and vasectomies, are all on this episode. Welcome back, Carroll County!

Creepy fast food managers, missing person scams, a crazy woman ranting, a man getting violent over the idea of baked goods, spike strips, bjs and vasectomies, are all on this episode. Welcome back, Carroll County!

10/06/2022

New Episode. Click below to listen! 👇👇👇👇

https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2022/06/08/we-own-this-county/

Sherri takes on the Carroll County Board of Education, Dennis exposes possible corruption in the local Sherriff’s department. Randy paid how much for a Burrito?

Sherri takes on the Carroll County Board of Education, Dennis exposes possible corruption in the local Sherriff's department. Randy paid how much for a Burrito?

13/05/2022

Ladies and Gentlemen...The Re-Launch. Click the link below to listen 👇👇👇
https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2022/05/12/the-relaunch/

In this episode: Dennis ruminates on the current state of Facebook and the times they are a changin’. Sherri is shot out of a cannon with local and national issues. Randy parties with his son’s fraternity and ends up in the hospital. The gang actually finds a national social issue that does NOT divide us as a nation! 🥳🥳🥳

Dennis ruminates on the current state of Facebook and the times they are a changin'. Sherri is shot out of a cannon with local and national issues. Randy parties with his son's fraternity and ends up in the hospital. The gang actually finds a national social issue that does NOT divide us as a nation...

11/05/2022

11/02/2022

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https://www.carrollworldwide.com/2022/02/09/instacon/

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The gang talks about what they did during their break. Randy does a spot on impression of Anthony Soprano Jr. Sherri brags about having no friends. And we uncover an Instacart grift that blows up into a biggest drama of 2022 on the Westminster Community Online. It's so bad that Dennis leaves the pod...