19/05/2023
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1. “Mathematical Løve lettër”
I disçovered a lëtter written by one of my friend Joshua who is a maths students to a girl 👧 in a seçondary school. Here is what he wrøte...
Dear Grace‚ with referençe to the syllabus of my fëelings, I want to prøve that the locus of my point is directly proportional to your heärt🥹. On sëeing you, I fëel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one being you🤗. At timës I fëel like a circle withøut a circumference and a tangent without a gradient. We are likë two simultaneous equations without solutions☺️. You never seem to notiçe that I am a point lyïng at yøur linear equation. Your smile make my mïnd rotate 360 degrees anticlockwise and applying a translation, I finally gët your image😘. You are factors of a quadratic equation but still feël two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angled triangle and on using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real solution. I triëd to dëal with you on a calculator version but the probability of sucçess is very løw🙃. My lëtter consists of only one section to be answered without a calculator and the answer is to be given “Yes” in three significant figures. My life withøut you is like coordinates of a quadratic turning point🥰. My løve for you is infinite like the graph of Tan 9O and Tan 27O degrees🤭.
Yours MathematicalX### 😂🤣
2. Math tells us three of the saddëst løve stories:
(1)Tangent lines who had one çhance to meet and then pärted forever.🤗
(2)Parallel lines who were nëver meant to meet.🤭
(3)Asymptotes who can get çloser and çloser but will nëver be tøgether. 🤨😹
3. Teacher: “Emeka, you talk a lot !”
Emeka: “It’s a family traditiøn”
Teacher: “What do you mean ?”
Emeka: “Sir‚ my grandpa was a strëet häwker‚ my father is a teaçher”
Teacher: “What about your mother ?”
Emeka: “She’s a wøman” 😅😂😆
Dear,🥺I would love to be ur Friend and you can do so by ADDING 🙏💛
☞ me 🙏🙏🙏❤
