08/10/2021
Typeface of the Week - Calibri
Colibri is a humming-bird, not to be confused with the soundalike Calibri typeface that has a different kind of hum. It stinks. Pale, skinny, and anaemic, its 11-point somehow became the default face for MS Outlook. Clearly chosen by an IT person rather than a typographer.
Why? When there’s a far superior alternative in Arial 12? Colibri is also a brand of beach towel, and if the typeface ever ventures to the seaside with one of them, it would very likely get sand kicked in its face. Deservedly.
I keep resetting the default, even deleting Calibri from the Outlook list, but every reboot revives it. Lazarus or Zombie would have been a better name – and avoided insult to the beautiful avian.
Colibri was also a cigarette lighter – maybe still is – before the ubiquitous throwaways replaced the smoking accessory as a symbol of style and status. Pity the same fate did not meet the Outlook almost namesake.
Maybe there’s a flock of fans out there who will come to the defence and accuse me of being biased. Hands up. I am biased. Writing these columns would not be much fun otherwise.