16/12/2023
1. My chicken 🐓 rān away 🏃 this evening, pls if u see any white chicken with 2 legs, pls cāll me, its mine. 🙆😂😂
2. Living alone is so sweet, u can cook, serve urself, eat and decide to wash the plates next week, nobody will query u. 😂😂😂
3. Hūnger nearly k!lled me last night, I refūsed to eat so that she will bēg me, instead she finished the food, wash d plate and sleep. Joy if I marry u make my life bënd😠😦😣😂😂
4. Why do we change position when its actually the same h0le. I don't understand golf at all 😂😂😂
5. My teacher taught me most of the l!es I tell today. Imagine asking me to write a letter to my uncle who is in abroad, when she knows my uncle is in the village 😂 😂 😂
6. When u scored 9 goals in 2 matches, its cālled Manchester un9ted. Only the legend will understand this. 😂 😂 😂
7. If our girlfriend knw how many girls we ign0re in a day just because of them, they'll be paying us salāry. 😂 😂 😂
8. Having younger ones is so str£ssful. See me now eating 🍗 chicken in the t0ilet 🚾 😕😠😦😂😂
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9. Some girls are w!cked, I collected a girl number today, just to reach house and realize it was today's date. 080 16 12 2023. Can u imāgine. 😭😢☺😂😂
10. Imagine sitting next to your dad in church, and the pastor said, turn to your neighbour and say "I no de f£ār you" 😂😂 😂
11. My next relationship is going to make sense, I have a gūñ 🔫 now. You br£āk my heart 💔 I br£āk your legs 😂 😂 😂
12. I never knew I was such a handsome boy until 3 ladies were drāgging me at the market saying, fine boy come buy fufu nah 😂
13. Some girls are funny, after reading my post, they will laugh for 10 minutes and still no react comment no be jūjū be that
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