Voice note DG

09/06/2024

our kids know technology before they were born 😩

26/05/2024

Don't Marry because of S*X

Don't Marry because u are getting OLD

Don't Marry because u are of AGE

Don't Marry because u are LONELY

Don't Marry because u need someone to support you FINANCIALLY

Don't Marry because u got PREGNANT for him

Don't Marry because u don't want to LOSE the PERSON,

Don't marry because of Family PRESSURES.

Don't Marry because u like the IDEA of MARRIAGE

Don't Marry because of PITY or out of PITY

Don't Marry because of TRIBE

Don't Marry because u admire WEDDING GOWNS you see,

Don't Marry because u love KIDS

Don't Marry because all your friends are getting MARRIED

Don't Marry because of Physical/ Academic Qualifications

!!But!
.....,.Marry your best friend that have a pure heart and True love❤️ inclusive and to FULFILL DESTINY..
.....I pray to God 🙏 Almighty to give the best life partner to as many who truly desire to marry with the right .

26/05/2024

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. Even while having $£x, igbo girls are stingy and greedy, fulani have d longest tongue, I won't talk of yoruba b/c there' s a place called SABO in every state in Nigeria...
Only Legend understand.

2. Some of Nigeria girl will be claiming fine girl, while 2 bucket of water can't flush their $h!t. Especially those ones with small ny@sh* (Amaka how far am lieing??)

3. The moment u rub soap on ur face with your two eyes closed... Ur brain will be teling you" there's a ghost in from of you.."

4. Village people weldone ooo
I don buy benz come back village.
Come celebrate, just for me to wake-up the next morning and pick my car key.... Bro it' s a dream...(poverty why?)

5. Abeg which part of Nigeria is my father' s land, b/c as i dey now... Am broke, I wan sell my own portion ooo

Wickedness is after laughing and you run away..,,,awwn, stop skiping my post am not your EX plz 🤣🤣🤣🤣

26/05/2024

A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased.

HOUSE GIRL: I can cook better than you.

MADAM: Who told you that?

HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.

MADAM: Okay, second reason....!

HOUSE GIRL: I can iron better than you.

MADAM: Who told you that?

HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.

MADAM: Okay, last reason.

HOUSE GIRL: I am also better than you in bēd

(Madam got furious, grāb a stīck to smāsh her head)

MADAM: Did my husband say that?

HOUSE GIRL: NO, the driver told me I'm better than you in bēd.

MADAM: Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I will increase it 🥰🙏🙏

25/05/2024

20 years relationship with my d@ughter and you wánt to dúmp her.
T0day nah t0day
Dis wedding don hold f!nish
🤣🤣🤣🤣

23/05/2024

Baby, leave my breast let me watch this movie in peace na, you de rush the breast like say na shawarma wey you thief "

"Don't tell me that oh, when I married you, I paid for my breast too, besides eh, this movie I'm watching is not as interesting as what I am touching "

Oluchi almost choked with laughter

"Okay, just put your hand inside since it's scratching you, ashawo husband like you"

"See you forming good person, when night reach now, you be wriggling like someone under annointing. You that does not allow me to sleep in the night, you de run marathon like all these people for Ethiopia and Kenya "

Oluchi looked at Ken, pretending to be angry.

"So because I de try manage you, you de run mouth ba? No worry, no show for you this night, konji go kill you this night, bet me" she said stretching out her hands.

"If dem born you well make you try am. I will cry till the whole neighbors will wake up and ask what the problem is, I will tell them my wife does not want me to sacrifice to the gods "

She laughed hard again and gave him a mild kiss.

"Oya, see eh, just make me my favorite food na, by the time the meal is ready, I will be done with the movie "

Ken quickly runs to the kitchen and puts on his apron as he proceeds to make her favourite food, jollof rice and fried plantain.

Just then there is a knock on the door and Oluchi opens the door to welcome Jude, Ken's friend.

They exchange pleasantries and she tells him that Ken is in the kitchen.

"Kitchen?" he asked with a surprise look on his face.

"What is he doing there? "

"He is planting mango in the kitchen sink, ofcourse he is cooking " Oluchi said with a smirk on her face. She's never liked him.

"So your husband is in the kitchen cooking while you watch TV?"

Just as she was about to reply him, Ken comes out from the kitchen.

"Ken wassup, I was just asking of you, your wife said you were in the kitchen " Jude said with a grin on his face.

"You make it sound like its a bad thing man...

23/05/2024

Anuty I!
Anuty I!!
Aunty I!!!

Uncle l!
Uncle l!!
Uncle l!!!🤣🤣🤣
🫣🫣🫣 Comment your answer 😂😂

21/05/2024

21/05/2024

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Abeg everybody hear this one 😂😂

20/05/2024

Dangerous missions 😱😱😱
🤣🤣🤣

20/05/2024

DEAR MARRIED MEN,

åNobody will tell you this but I will;
If you want to go far in life, love your wife, take good care of her, make her happy and her prayers will open doors for you.

åRemember when things go down healthwise or financially for you, only your wife will feed you and will be there for you. Most of your friends and side chicks will abandon you!

åAnd lastly, that lady you think is better than your wife, it's because she is not living with you. Bro, invest in your woman!
🙏
Let's share to educate other

19/05/2024

Only legends will understand this 🤔🤔
😂😂😂😂😂

19/05/2024

🤣🤣🤣😲
If you no laugh 😂 I will laugh for you ❤️❤️😂🙌 🙌🙌

18/05/2024

Somebody should help please, we are still unable to locate oga Sabinus house this port harcourt is large, I thought it’s a small city like Asaba.

This is my first time in port harcourt

I don hear different types of names here

God ABEG OOOOO

Please help us tag OGA Sabinus

18/05/2024

"Oops.. You dropped my leash." 😄❤

17/05/2024

When I hear Petro price 🫠🫠🫠😱😱😱

17/05/2024

I came back from a place and find my neighbor's 🐐 goat like this on my chair what should I do???💬💬🙄🙄🙄

17/05/2024

My wife say if I no buy am she no go cook what should I do 🤔🤔🤔🥶🥶🥶

17/05/2024

Which one do you want among all 🫣🫣😜

17/05/2024

Future billionaires like this photo ❤️

27/04/2024

Funny man 🤣

12/04/2024

Work hard don't believe tomorrow will take care of it self 🫣🫣🫣😜

26/03/2024

Check out SHINE SHINE BOBO, 1’s video.

14/03/2024

Value of food for our country 🤗🤗

Check out SHINE SHINE BOBO, 1's video.

11/03/2024

09/03/2024

💦 matters

Check out Bobo,1's video.