Knuckleheads In The News

04/06/2021

A man has been hospitalized after smelling his socks for too long. A 37-year-old father (named only Peng in local reports) in Zhangzhou, southeast China,

25/05/2021

It’s a Friday afternoon, and I’m finding myself watching a video of a guy who cemented his head inside a microwave. What? Welcome to 2017 everyone, where c

25/05/2021

In a horrifying tweet for the ages, a woman who says she is a nurse claimed she had seen several patients this week who had attempted to speed up their per

22/05/2021

A police officer followed the car for two miles.

13/05/2021

05/11/2021 4:18pm: Officers were dispatched to Walmart, the potato chip aisle, for a disturbance between two women. Upon arrival, officers learned one woman had a protection order out against the other, stemming from an incident(s) from when the two resided in the same duplex in University Heights. When the two made eye contact with one another, the protected party was confronted by the other woman, who threatened to "beat her ***" as well as her 7 year old daughter. The woman pulled down her COVID-19 mask and attempted to spit at her. When she missed, she entered the other woman's shopping cart, and struck her in the face with a 10 pound log of prepackaged meat. Officers arrested the 25 year old Cleveland woman and charged her with Assault and Violating a Temporary Protection Order. When arrested, her 5 year old child was turned over to another family member. A criminal history check revealed a history of violent behavior, and multiple warrants out for her arrest. It is unknown as to what initially led to the beef between the two women.

22/04/2021

"I’ve been working here for three years, and that is the craziest thing I have seen."

08/04/2021

The window slammed shut on his neck as he was climbing through it.

08/04/2021

When they showed him the surveillance tapes, Wheeler stared in disbelief. “But I wore the juice,” he mumbled. Apparently, Wheeler thought that rubbing lemon juice on his skin would render him invisible to videotape cameras. After all, lemon juice is used as invisible ink so, as long as he didn’t come near a heat source, he should have been completely invisible.

"But I wore the juice," he mumbled.

28/03/2021

For better or worse – but probably worse – people just love to stick things in NSFW parts of their bodies. But one recent case report will make even the mo

07/03/2021

Officers found a bag of Cheetos and a bottle of water on the floor near the open window and believe Carr dropped them on the way out. The victim identified Carr as the suspect after seeing her.

Carr was further linked to the crime by Cheeto residue on her teeth. She was arrested for first degree burglary.

A police department in Oklahoma is reminding Facebook followers that Cheetos dust can be pretty hard to get rid of.

06/08/2020

Natural selection?

During May and June, 15 adults in Arizona and New Mexico had to be hospitalized after drinking hand sanitizer that contained methanol, according to CDC researchers.

08/01/2020

“It’s a really crappy situation,” the deputy said. His supervisor paused, then replied: “Yeah. Do the right thing.”

OSTEEN, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman tossed a bucket of human f***s at her landlord and somehow ended up with dried excrement smeared all over her own face, authorities said. Joanne Mercader, 59, in…

08/01/2020

Where he's going, that fart will be considered foreplay.

A Texas man allegedly attacked his girlfriend when they were both sitting on a couch and she said his fart “smelled horrible,” reports said. Christopher Ragsdale, 41, grabbed the victim…

18/12/2019

RIVERSIDE, Calif. (KTLA) – A man who asked to have a caricature of himself drawn stole the artist’s money, according to police officials who shared the drawing of the alleged thief Tuesday. The incident occurred about 11:50 p.m. Dec. 5 during the Festival of Lights event in downtown Riverside, C...

14/11/2019

Evans, Louisiana, school students looking to get out of class would make their way over to the house of 52-year-old Belinda Gail Fondren. Fondren had previously worked for a local physician and was forging doctor's notes that appeared authentic. Fondren reportedly sold 14 of the $20 doctor's notes — which comes out to $280 — before police discovered her.

The woman's master plan unraveled once the physician whose name was being used to sign off on the notes received complaints from the school board.

14/11/2019

Following the robbery, police tracked the suspects with a GPS tracker taken during the robbery. The suspects were found and arrested in the 12900 block of Nicollet Avenue South, according to Burnsville Police Capt. Matt Smith.

30/08/2019

Here is the face of a truly worthless piece of s**t.

31/07/2019

you probably shouldn't write the hold up note on a piece of paper that has your name and address on it. LOL

Authorities were quickly able to ID the man thanks to his helpful clue.

13/04/2019

The Eau Claire Police Department identified 46-year-old Lisa Smith and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann as the suspects. Investigators said the dog is named Bo.

13/04/2019

A mother and her son are in custody after causing a ruckus at a Walmart Wednesday night, police said. Their dog chipped in, too.

The Eau Claire Police Department identified 46-year-old Lisa Smith and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann as the suspects. Investigators said the dog is named Bo.

30/03/2019

Father of the Year? More like POS of the year...

Forty-year-old Brian Couture is charged with initiating a false report and improper use of an emergency reporting system. Both are misdemeanor offenses.

30/03/2019

Police say there were children present while the couple was having s*x.

28/03/2019

The child's mother was also arrested on an outstanding traffic warrant.

24/12/2018

Police officers later posted about the incident on Facebook, saying the alleged robbery must have been part of an episode of “Dumb Criminal Minds.”

About 15 police officers with four different departments were inside the store at the time of the alleged robbery.

02/11/2018

Surveillance video showed 22-year-old Kierah Lagrave, of Plattsburgh, New York, choking the man after mistakenly believing he had slapped her on the behind.

25/10/2018

SUPERMARKET worker Atif Masood says a colleague “broke wind in his face”. Now, he is demanding a massive payout.

A SINGLE fart could cost a supermarket chain tens of thousands of dollars after a worker claimed he was a victim of bullying.

25/10/2018

A man whose excessive flatulence forced a police detective to cut short an interrogation has pleaded guilty to federal gun and drug charges.

18/10/2018

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11/10/2018

According to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, a Bonifay police officer is in custody after reportedly selling drugs out of his patrol car.

29/06/2018

Never stop and ask a deputy directions when you are transporting drugs.

An encounter with a suspected intoxicated West Virginia woman on March 22 uncovered approximately six pounds of ma*****na, over $1,500 in cash, 200 grams of THC oil and led to