BANDS: We're always looking for new crap but PLEASE look at the stuff we dig before hounding us to release your stuff. We are into trashy, gutbucket, sewer dwellin' screamin' rock n roll- y'know...REAL rock 'n roll (punk, rockabilly, garage, surf...the good stuff, natch.). It's unbelievable the amount of s**t we have to wade through on a daily basis. ABSOULTELY NO MALL "PUNK", METAL, HIP HOP, INDI
E, WHINEY P***Y EMO, EXPERIMENTAL, TECHNO OR ANY OTHER PILE OF MUSICAL S**T THAT IS IN NO WAY ROCK N ROLL. YOU LOSERS CAN F**K THE HELL OFF AND BOTHER SOMEBODY THAT GIVES A S**T. If any of this describes your band in any way, we'll probably hate you and the best thing for you to do is to go the hell away
* If you have a "vocalist"
* If you studied music (and brag about it)
* If you have a keyboardist" (nothin' wrong with piano and organ but you can stuff yer keyboards up yer balloon knot)
* If you have major label aspirations (Wake up from your dream and go back to washin' dishes at IHOP)
* If you hate treble, reverb, tremolo, or fuzz
* If your music collection is missing ANY of the following: Stax/Volt, Chess/Checker, Specialty, Sun, Crypt, Ripoff, Norton, Telstar, or Candy
* If your "guitar heroes" include Hendrix, Clapton, or Page (f**k it- if you even HAVE a guitar hero, get bent...)
* If you think the Beach Boys are surf music
* If you like Led Zeppelin
* If you can't appreciate the genius that is "Louie, Louie" or "Surfin' Bird"
* If you can't take a flippin' joke
See what I mean about being small-minded? We like what we like and hate everything else. It's our label and that's the beauty of running your own label. If you don't like it, f**k off and start your own label. Favorite Music/Influences (list some bands, musicians, genres, etc.):
Otis Redding, Little Richard, The Ramones, The Stones, The Sonics, Everly Brothers, The Beatles (just not that hippie dippy All You Need Is Love L*D bearded bulls**t), Sam Philips, Robert Johnson, Hound Dog Taylor, Muddy Waters, Ronnie Dawson, Wayne/Jayne County & The Electric Chairs, The Stooges, Jerry Lee Lewis, The Kingsmen, Hound Dog Taylor, Chuck Berry, Screamin' Lord Sutch, Link Wray, Bourbon, Bobby Fuller 4, The Replacements, Real Kids, Bo Diddley, Robert Mitchum, Hasil Adkins, Jason & The Scorchers, The Cramps, DMZ, Booker T & The MGs, NY Dolls, 13th Floor Elevators, farfisa and fuzz-driven garage punk, Lady Bo, The Clash, X, Pagans, Sam & Dave, Larry Williams, Eddie Cochran, Lazy Cowgirls, Angry Samoans, The Misfits, Charles Bukowski, Steve McQueen, Hank Williams, Gun Club, Patsy Cline, Lee Marvin, Slim Harpo, Johnny Cash, Teengenerate, The Animals, Buck Owens, Crime, The Crystals and The Ronettes (and pretty much ALL Girl Group sounds), Devil Dogs, The Germs, Ra**ch Hands, Social Distortion, Dead Boys, Black Flag, Howlin' Wolf, S*x Pistols, Surf (too hard to pick just one), Bubblegum, Johnny Thunders' Heartbreakers, The Mummies, Pretty Things (not that L*D hippie s**t or 70s arena barf) ...Hell, this is really a waste of time. We're pretty sure ya get the friggin' point.
