14/04/2021
*SET YOUR ALARM CLOCKS*
In suitably stentorian tones, The MELBA PARTY founder and leader, Donald Dhu, addressed a packed hall on the island of Bute with the words, “Set your alarms for the sixth of May because, if you don’t wake up, you’ll be too damned late to avert a disaster.”
Many people openly wept as Donald Dhu told them, “The SNP and their lapdogs, the Greens, have one thing and one thing only on their agendas, the ruination of our beautiful country.”
On a wall outside, someone had written, “Donald Dhu is god.”
MELBA, sounding the alarm.