On a dark day, long, long ago, one man rose from the deep jungles of Brazil with one goal, to create the most amazing radio show of all time. He searched high and low for two dj's with charm, wit, and devilish good looks with whom he could create his radio dynasty. His quest took him to the ends of the Earth, but still no such men could be found. After 50 years of seraching, the man had all but lo
st hope when he discovered the two perfect men in a small town in rural Pennsylvania. Together the trio set out to realize the man's dream. Sadly, they were all killed in a freak accident involving a grizzly bear and 30 tons gummi worms. In the wake of the terrible tragedy, Luke Martin and Tom Horne stumbled upon the plans and decided to realize the man's dream in his memory. Though they had little charm, less wit, and about as much s*x appeal as a ho**er with hemeroids, they created the show and, in their infinite wisdom, gave it a name that would resound throughout the ages as the most clever name crafted: The Luke and Tom Show. Sadly, all good things must end, and Luke, in all his glory, ascended into the clouds leaving Tom to carry the reins of the show and craft it further in its almighty greatness, rocking the airwaves and dropping panties.
