07/07/2023
No one ever tells stories around the microwave.
Sorry, meecro-wah-vey. Alright, maybe a few. Like that time you forgot to put water in your cup of noodles causing the entire office to evacuate leading to a visit from a Smokey Bear impersonator who was not impressed with your commentary about putting a potato in the microwave, hitting the pizza button, and when it’s done it’s still a potato. Classic.
We digress. This post is about campfires obviously. Having an open fire is often an enjoyable part of camping. The pop and hiss of burning wood brightens any night out in the woods, mountains, the weekly sharing of ghost stories with the midnight society, or the beach.
However, you want to make sure you control your fire, and not the other way around! Each park has their own rules on where and when you can have a campfire. Not all campfires are the same! For some people, the idea of a campfire is two logs quietly burning in a fire ring, while for others, it means a four-foot tall blazing pile of wood and brush. You know who you are. Different parks allow different sizes and types of fires. Don’t assume a bonfire is going to be ok in a busy campground full of kids, RVs and trees. Ask at the visitor center or find the campground host to see if specific areas are set aside for fires, and if there are rules on the size of your blaze.
Most importantly, when you’ve had enough smoke in your face, (it keeps following me) never leave the fire unattended or go to sleep. If you have water available, be sure to put it in your cup of noodles, sorry, douse your fire and coals when you’re ready to call it a night.
We have a lot more campfire tips. We’d share them here, but we’ve already said so much. If you’re still reading this, good for you, you’ve made it farther than at least 70% of people scrolling on here. We made that number that up, but seems legit. Learn more tips at: https://www.nps.gov/articles/campfires.htm
📸: A campfire burns on the beach at sunset at Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore, MI..