Excess Joy funny post - EJFP

16/10/2021

Laugh out loud 🤣🤣🤣

1. Nobody keeps a secret than a Nigerian guy travelling abroad for the very first time... the fear of Village people is the beginning of wisdom😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

2. Somebody said short people are product of One round,.. is it true?😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

3. Employer will be holding your CV, Birth Certificate, Health Report, School Certificate and still be asking you "tell me about yourself"..
Me: I'm a ra**st sir... Nonsense😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

4. But reason with me o... If God approved long distance relationship, He would have placed Adam and Eve in different gardens.😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

5. Some sisters will get married in June and by August, they'll start giving marital advice... If I sound u ehn😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

6. If your parents named you LUCKY, just know that you escaped Abortion.. yeh! who stone me?😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

7.Nobody says you shouldn't be fat, Buh pls be fat and rich.. Don't come and squeeze people inside Keke and still pay #50😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

7. Ladies pls shave your armpits, stop covering them with a laughing emoji when taking a selfie.. This is New Week😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

8. You're shy to remove your sister's pant from drying line when it's about to rain, Buh you can remove the pant of someone's sister with your teeth abi?.. Heaven knows you are mad😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

9. If you're always happy in a relationship, then you are nothing but a side chick.. main chick don't always have peace of mind... who knock me nah?😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

10. Nigerians will travel abroad for a week, take 2000+ pictures, come back to 9ja and start posting it small small for 3 years..
smh😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

11. We are slowly losing our culture in Nigeria and it's giving me a lot of concern... Imagine a man washed his hands after eating Puff-Puff instead of rubbing it on his head😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

12. Whenever she comes online and say "who missed me?", Then know that the abortion was successful.. yeh!!!😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

13. By now, someone's future wife is lying on another guy's bed screaming "baby eat me like indomie"... 6ta comman bet with me, if u make heaven call me bastard😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

14. Up till today, nobody has explained to me why I wrote Junior WAEC😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

15. You called me with a private number and expect me to speak first? we'll do breathing competition till your airtime finish... you think you mad abi😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

16. If you think money is the only thing that changes people, my brother you haven't come across the person in charge of Food and Drinks at a ceremony, you can even prostrate just to get a can of malt😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

17. Ladies if you pay rent alone but your man comes over, walks around naked, eats all your food... that's not a man, that's a Rat!😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

18. On judgement day, about 10,000 angels should be on standby in order to separate fight between White Men and Yahoo boys..😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

19. 90% of girls on Facebook are so beautiful but only on Facebook... if you meet them in person, you'll repent.... don't comman insult me oo😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

20. You want to know your wife's secret?, call your neighbour's wife a pr******te then you'll see revelation😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

21. It's not all about being cute and having Swag.. The question is 'Do u av SENSE?😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

22. You can't expect her to quickly reply your "how are you" while another guy is asking her "what's your account number"... My brother, stop joking😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

23. Tissue papers are made for girls... Real men use Newspapers, Calendars and empty bag of Cement.... if u knw u knw😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

24. Do you know that if electricity stays more than 12hours without blinking in Nigeria, Neighbours will run outside to ask each other"what's wrong with NEPA?"😂😅😂🤣😁🤣

25. After your phone ba3 dies, you sit down to plan your life and then Boom! NEPA brings back the light.. plan suspended.. you're one of our problems
Bonus: In my village, the population is always the same because whenever a girl gets belle, a guy leaves for city...
Took me 30mins to make this... Show me love pls😂😅😂🤣😁🤣🙄😂🙄😂😆😆😆😆😃😃😃😄😅😅😆😆😅Please 🙏 appreciate by

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02/10/2021

Imagine🖤🖤🖤
Ya BOO invited yuh over to his PLACE🥰🥰
So yuh can stay over a NIGHT🌃 with him😻😻

Then yuh woke up the next morning on the BED🛏️ while on his ARMS and HAIRY CHEST😍😍 while Yuh were BRALESS and ya BRESS was pressing his CHESTS😻😻,
he was still SNORING lightly, Yuh SMILED and MOANED to wake him up buh he was still SLEEPING❣️❣️.

Yuh now KISSED him with ya TONGUES👅 inside his MOUTH 👄, & ya tiny HANDS rubbing his HAIRY BELLY and NAVEL❤️,

He now woke up MOANING "BABY"😻, he SMILED and SQUEEZED ya EXPOSED BRESS😘😘, HUGGING yuh TIGHT saying "GOOD MOANING"❣️,

Then his hands run to ya BUMBUM❤️, yuh now MOANED and said "BABE I HAVE TO PREPARE SONTIN FOR YUH TO EAT❣️❣️,then he replied I WANNA EAT YUH🙈💛,
Then yuh said NOT NOW, yuh have TO EAT before YUH EAT ME🙈🙈❤️,

He now said OK, yuh walked out of the BED🛏️ removing ya BLANKET,and ya HALF NAKED BODY out of the Bed🙈❣️❣️, yuh now put on his BIG CLOTHES🧥☺️☺️,

HE now TEASED yuh how BEAUTIFUL yuh LOOK in a BIG CLOTHE☺️, yuh now walked to the KITCHEN to PREPARE SPAGHETTI🍝 his FAVORITE😋😋😋

Then yuh heard a KNOCK on the DOOR, yuh now ask him??....
"BABY ARE YUH EXPECTING SONWAN?"❤️
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30/09/2021

7 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐒😂

1. Dont be a boring girlfriend😒. Take him to the mortuary🙄 and show him the space u have kept for him, if he breaks ur heart 😂

2. I am looking for a girl, that has been used, heart broken and dumped. Pls if u are one indicate so that I can just finish u.😂😂

3. All those boys wearing earrings🙄 may God add Menstruation to ur lives in Jesus Name 🙏

4. I want to break record. On my wedding day I will share empty take away 😂

5. On my wedding day ehn 🤨 if u dance more than me,🙄 you will tell me who invited you

*Pls don't forget to jøîñ the grøûp below💞

6. A man's shoes should always match his.belt🙄 says a Lady who's face doesn't match her neck. Mtcheew lemme be going jhoor😒😒

7. Men want to support women's dreams. But some women only have iphone and urgent 5k as dreams.

𝐏𝐥𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝.

𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚛, 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚆𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝐠𝐫ø𝐮̄𝐩 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝐭𝐚̀𝐩 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚓ø𝚒̂𝚗̃ 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝐠𝐫ø𝐮́𝐩
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