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Pawsitively Ted I am the cutest cocker spaniel my family have ever seen. Watch all my adventures as I grow up
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30/06/2024

This morning my mother has tried to wear me out by taking me on my longest walk yet!

Her watch said 6.47 mile but with time off my lead mum thinks I’ve done about 9 or 10 mile 😂😂

The beach was so busy which meant I got to play with lots of other doggies. I often see mum shaking her head at me as I’m just a playful soul and expect every dog and hooman to instantly be my friend.

Some dogs are like me and want to play and others dogs are a bit grumpy like my dad 😆 Mum says I’m too playful and need to chill my beans a bit 🙄

Life too short to be chilling, live life to the fullest I say 🥰

Mum put me back in my lead when we went up Huntcliff so was banging on about being safe. We only walked halfway but next weekend she’s going to take me all the way to the top and to the Charm Bracelet.

When I got home I had a quick 30 second nap to recharge my batteries before helping dad do the gardening. Apparently he found a hole that’s been dug and guess what?! I only went got the blame for it 🤦🏽‍♀️

You will never guess what happened to me yesterday? I’m not even 1 year old yet and my mother tried to put me to work in...
26/06/2024

You will never guess what happened to me yesterday?

I’m not even 1 year old yet and my mother tried to put me to work in her treatment room 😳 What the fluff, I’m still only a cute little puppy with cute little paws 🐾

But my big sister Aoife needed her legs massaged as she’s been training really hard at gymnastics.

I’m not usually allowed in the treatment room but because it was my sister that needed a sports massage I was allowed in. I should have smelt something fishy was about to happen then. But being the sweet innocent little puppy dog I am, I happily accepted the invite.

But no sooner was I in the treatment room, my mother said I could be her new apprentice and earn my jumbones! Have you ever heard such profanities? 🙄

Did she really expect me to get my paws covered in oil for a jumbone?

I’ll say this loud and clear so she understands, I’m not going to be your apprentice as I’m worth more than a jumbone!!

21/06/2024

My favourite place in the whole wide world is the beach.

I just run and swim, then get to snooze when I get home.

I really do have the perfect life 🥰

Today I’m helping mum top up her tan 🤣🤣
19/06/2024

Today I’m helping mum top up her tan 🤣🤣

Mum said I’ve been getting a fluffy bum and grinch toes and that she’s fed up with me having wet ears when I have a drin...
07/06/2024

Mum said I’ve been getting a fluffy bum and grinch toes and that she’s fed up with me having wet ears when I have a drink of water so she booked me in to the doggy barbers today ✂️

I was like listen here woman do I tell you when your hair needs dyeing when it’s going grey?! No, so don’t be saying I’ve got a fluffy bum!!!

The groomers, Atyon Paws, is ideally placed so mum can go for a trail run 🙄 how convenient Mother!

So she leaves me with the groomers, who I may add I’ve never met before. Plus I’ve never been left with anyone other than my family! Surely this can’t be right 🤷🏽‍♀️ and she ran out that door without giving me a second look 😢

I was washed, dried and cut and after what felt like an eternity mum came back. I was so happy to see her and she said I looked so handsome. She isn’t wrong as I’m bloody gorgeous.

She must have been feeling guilty though as she then took me to Fletchers Farm for a sausage. She hadn’t been to the groomers so I’m not sure why she rewarded herself with food 😆

Happy Monday everyone 🥰
03/06/2024

Happy Monday everyone 🥰

01/06/2024

When we were on our walk this morning Mum said as it’s a new month I should try and be good 🙄

I was like, excuse me Brenda I’m not like my sister! Have you ever seen me get a detention or be suspended from school? 😆

No you haven’t! So I’ll thank you to keep your suggestions to yourself!

Your boy Ted will continue to run around chasing birds at the beach, jumping on the trampoline, breaking poorly made toys, stealing shoes and slippers, pulling on my lead, trying to sneak upstairs, chewing the mats under your Lumi pod, practice my parkour skills off every bit of furniture because Mother this is what being a puppy dog is all about 🤣🤣

28/05/2024

Those blooming birds got me in trouble again this morning by enticing me into the park 🤦🏽‍♀️

17/05/2024

I was 9 months old yesterday and my mum forgot to post about it, so I’m wondering if any kind family would like me instead as I can’t be that big a deal to her 🤣🤣

She did take my to the headlands this morning so I could run around like a loony 🤪

10/05/2024

When you have the best life ever 🥰

26/04/2024

Running is my most favourite thing to do 🥰

19/04/2024

Abandoned!!!

That's right your boy little Ted has been abandoned by my mother!!

She's supposed to love, cherish, walk me and pick up my p**p but oh no she swanned off to London!!!

Apparently she's doing some race down south called London Marathon, paw-sonally l've never heard of it so it can't be that big a deal 🤣

She's going to be away till very late on Sunday yet she abandoned me at 9:43 this morning... I mean how long does it take to run a marathon mother? Not the 60 hours you're leaving me for!!!

I heard her telling my naughty little sister that she going to the theatre to watch a show while she's there and is apparently looking forward to two night peace and quiet.

How very dare she l'm a good boy and I'm never any trouble
She did give me lots of fuss this morning, she wanted a selfie before she left but I just like to jump all over 😂

I'm going to miss her so much and she said she would miss me too 🥰

Yesterday I was a little tired on my walk so I had a sit down protest 😂
13/04/2024

Yesterday I was a little tired on my walk so I had a sit down protest 😂

09/04/2024

Next week I’ll be 8 months old, I’ve finally managed to go down steps without being scared.

I’ve even managed to come down the stairs at home without being picked up. Although mum doesn’t want me going up the stairs in the first place 😆

How many more times does mum need to roll her eyes at me? 🤣🤣
07/04/2024

How many more times does mum need to roll her eyes at me? 🤣🤣

01/04/2024

Its always about having fun at the beach 🥰

Happy Easter 🐰 Who needs Easter Eggs when you can get lots of new toys instead 🥰
31/03/2024

Happy Easter 🐰

Who needs Easter Eggs when you can get lots of new toys instead 🥰

29/03/2024

6:50am and I was at my favourite place running around like a loony 🥰

The sun is out and it’s a long weekend which means more time at the beach 😎

It’s 10am me and mum are having a lazy morning  🥰
24/03/2024

It’s 10am me and mum are having a lazy morning 🥰

20/03/2024

I was subjected to a pavement walk this morning 😮 You read that correctly… a pavement walk!

Can some paw-lease call the RSPCA or Esther Rantzen as your boy Ted loves his walks on the headlands or the beach.

You would think my own mother, who might I add is supposed to love and adore me, would know that running wild on the headlands and the beach are my favourite places for her to take me 🤷🏽‍♀️

And you would never guess her reasoning for taking me on a pavement walk?! It was raining and she didn’t want to clean up the mess… well excuse me Brenda, but do I tell you that you can’t go running on the trails with all this rain we’ve had? No I don’t as I know trail running makes you happy!

You come back home covered in mud and your trail shoes have to be washed but does anyone complain and say you have to run road? No they don’t!

I’m not one bit paw-leased by her double standards. Then to insult me further she gives me a treat when we get home… I mean I ate it and it was delicious but I know her game, she’s trying to keep me sweet so I don’t report her!

But what’s a cute little puppy dog to do about this situation?

Mum said she did the housework this morning, especially the hoovering… well Brenda, me and Mr Fox beg to differ as somet...
17/03/2024

Mum said she did the housework this morning, especially the hoovering… well Brenda, me and Mr Fox beg to differ as somethings s’ploded 😇

It’s Mother’s Day today and I have the most paw-some mum in the whole wide world 🥰She takes me on gorgeous walks to the ...
10/03/2024

It’s Mother’s Day today and I have the most paw-some mum in the whole wide world 🥰

She takes me on gorgeous walks to the beach and the headlands where she lets me run wild and burn off the crazy 🤪

We’ve been on a few adventure walks and we go to cafe’s for snacks as after our walks as we always feel snack’ish 😋

Me sisters helped me make mum a card today as my little paws can’t hold a pen yet but I can chew a pen 😆

I hope everyone’s had a wonderful day 💙

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