Worst Kitchen Records

02/02/2024

Latest addition to the Worst Kitchen studio! Space Ghost was a birthday gift 26 years ago (!?!) and the others just kinda showed up.

25/01/2024

Apparently I haven't posted since 12/24, and since four weeks is the maximum stretch of inactivity permitted by the Geneva Conventions (which also, BTW, guarantees that all Vulcans may participate in dance competitions, Dave Wilson) I'm just gonna reshare this thing. I've got about 50 copies left, and I won't break even unless they all sell!

Molly Harvey, known for her many captivating performances with The Residents, lends her vocal talent to Substance W for a unique interpretation of these two classic songs.

29/12/2023

There are exactly FIVE copies remaining available of this test pressing!

Molly Harvey, known for her many captivating performances with The Residents, lends her vocal talent to Substance W for a unique interpretation of these two classic songs.

09/12/2023

Thanks to generous Kickstarter backers, this 45 RPM 7" vinyl single *actually exists* and is available for sale now on our newly resurrected website of the 2000s! Sure to be a highly-coveted collector's item for vinyl enthusiasts worldwide, and ready to ship now! But there are less than 70 copies left of this instant classic, so act fast!

Molly Harvey, known for her many classic performances with The Residents, lends her vocal talent to Substance W for a unique interpretation of these two classic songs.

21/08/2023

Brand-spanking/burning new track from Substance W!

From the forthcoming album "Apocalypse Dogs"

10/07/2023

Kickstarter is "LIVE"! Please help fund the production of this record and be among the first to receive a copy. Sure to be a treasured part of your vinyl collection!

"Bad Moon Rising" b/w "Nature Boy" 45 RPM record, limited pressing (300 copies)

07/04/2023

Good Friday!

From the album "Spring Session W" by Substance W, available from Worst Kitchen Records and wherever digital downloads are sold.This is a very old song about ...

22/08/2022

And now here's this thing!

Resolving a home invasion with the magic of ice cream.

02/07/2022

Worst Kitchen Records newsflash:
Band that nobody has heard of releases album that nobody asked for!

19 track album

01/07/2022

For fans of schlock horror movies, this may be worth 5 minutes of your time.

This is a horror movie made by 19 yr-olds. YouTube, please don't block this due to the content. It was NOT made by minors, no minors are on screen, and it's ...

05/06/2022

from the album "Non Compos Mentis"