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Beware Theater promo - House On Haunted Hill

HEAD UP TO THAT HAUNTED HILL WITH ARACHNA ON THIS WEEK'S BEWARE THEATER!!! Spooky Scary Month continues on Beta Max TV and what better way to spend part of it than heading up to that HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL with Arachna of the Spider People and her skeletal sidekick Deadly ON Beware Theater. Arachna presents the 1959 Vincent Price classic where 5 people are invited to spend the night in a haunted mansion for $10,000 - but taking part may be a decision they might not live to regret! Make sure to look for a cameo appearance in the movie by one of Deadly's relatives! Plus there's HAPPY HALLOWEEN - a special short from Arachna and Deadly! The hill is haunted and so is Beware Theater with a Halloween treat on your home for B-movies... and spooky real estate! Beta Max TV!!!

ARACHNA'S GONNA RIP IT UP THIS WEEK ON BEWARE THEATER!!! Sneak up on Spooky Scary Month (aka - October) with a special Thursday presentation of MAN IN THE ATTIC on Beware Theater! Arachna of the Spider People and her sometimes sneaky skeletal sidekick Deadly bring you this 1958 thriller with Jack Palance starring as a mysterious pathologist who rents an attic room where he carries on his "experiments" But a series of events - including murder - make people think the new lodger might just be Jack the Ripper! Later on, Deadly goes missing and Arachna encounters some strange things when she goes to the police station for help. Scientist - or slasher? You'll find out in MAN IN THE ATTIC from Beware Theater on you home for B-movies... and "ripping" good times! Beta Max TV!!! And remember - we're now available in Canada!!!!!

A ROBOT'S BEST FRIEND ISN'T HIS MUMMY - TODAY ON BEWARE THEATER!!! It's Mexican monster mayhem as Arachna Of The Spider People and her archaeologically accurate assistant Deadly present THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY on this week's Beware Theater. In this 1959 film, the last movie in the Mexican Aztec Mummy movie series, a mad scientist creates a human robot to steal a treasure from the ancient Aztec mummy guarding it to fund his plans to rule the world. Lots of creepy and wacky fun. Plus Arachna and Deadly have a mummy and robot adventure all their own! You'll get wrapped up in THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY from Beware Theater on your home for B-movies... and mucho Mexican monsters! Beta Max TV!!!

Beware Theater promo - I Eat Your Skin

A LITTLE SNACK WITH ARACH(NA) - I EAT YOUR SKIN ON THIS WEEK'S BEWARE THEATER!!! Join Arachna of the Spider People and her digestion-free sidekick Deadly as they host I Eat Your Skin (1964) on this week's Beware Theater. A romance novelist, his agent, his wacky wife and 2 miniature poodles travel to Voodoo Island and encounter a mad doctor who uses radioactive snake venom to produce an army of scaley-faced, fried egg-eyed zombies to rule the world. It's got bad acting, bad directing, bad makeup, cheezy special effects and a lame plot - what's not to like? Arachna and Deadly visit the latest trendy eatery - the Zombie Island Grill. So tuck in for a special snack loaded with cheeze from Arachna and Deadly and Beware Theater on your home for B-movies... and exotic foods of all sorts! Beta Max TV!!!

Beware Theater promo - Invaders From Space

STARMAN, SALAMANDER PEOPLE AND ARACHNA - NOW IT'S A PARTY! - ON BEWARE THEATER!!! Meet the aliens face to mutated face today as Arachna Of The Spider People and her bad to the bone buddy Deadly present INVADERS FROM SPACE on Beware Theater! In this classic Japanese sci-fi from 1965, the Man Of Strongest Steel, Starman, comes to Earth to try to stop the salamander men from planet Kulimon from unleashing a deadly plague in their quest to conquer the world. Arachna and Deadly visit a strange immersive experience venue for some out-of-this-world fun! Weird invaders, an alien witch, and flashy fighting! Invaders From Space from Beware Theater on your home for B-movies... and a flying Deadly! Beta Max TV!!!

Beware Theater promo - Dementia 13

GET A DOSE OF DEMENTED TODAY ON BEWARE THEATER!!! Join Arachna of the Spider People and the always slightly demented Deadly for the 1963 chop 'em up thriller DEMENTIA 13 on Beware Theater! it's Francis Ford Coppola's directorial debut and a Roger Corman production. A woman, at the head of a dysfunctional family, tries to hide her husbands death to her financial benefit. But there an axe weilding maniac with other plans. There's a creepy old castle, disappearing bodies, a demented axe murderer and a gold-digging wife. It's dark. It's Gothic. It's bloody. Yay! And Arachna stops by a not so pleasant dinner party. Tune in - and maybe "ax" a friend to join you - for Beware Theater on your home for B-movies... and axes! Beta Max TV!!!

Beware Theater promo - The Phantom Planet

JOIN ARACHNA FOR SOME INVISIBLE ASTRONOMY - TODAY ON BEWARE THEATER!!! Space is the place for Arachna of the Spider People and her rocket lovin' right-hand man Deadly toady as they present THE PHANTOM PLANET on Beware Theater! In this 1951 space adventure featuring Francis X. Bushman, a team of astronauts is dispatched from their moon base to search for several rocket ships that disappeared without a trace. After one of the team dies in an accident, the survivor crash-lands on a planet inhabited by tiny people. He too becomes tiny after breathing their atmosphere. After he finds the locals caused his crash with their gravity ray, he learns the planet faces destruction from their enemies so he now must find a way to escape. Arachna and Deadly head to the space-port for an Intergalactic Air Show but Deadly gets a little too inquisitive about a classic rocket! It's off to Pluto and the moon and maybe even THE PHANTOM PLANET with Arachna and Deadly and Beware Theaterr on your home for B-movies... and planets you can't even see! Beta Max TV!!!

Beware Theater promo - The Vampire Bat

IT'S ARACHNA AT THE BAT - TODAY ON BEWARE THEATER!!! Join Arachna of the Spider People and her boneheaded buddy Deadly as they travel to a quaint old village for some bloodletting with the Beware Theater presentation of THE VAMPIRE BAT (1933). An old Germanic village is under siege, apparently by vampire bats, killing citizens and draining all their blood. Or is it? The local inspector suspects the local madman. But a mad scientist conducting a weird experiment might be involved too! It's lots of creepy fun. Starring Lionel Atwill and Fay Wray. Arachna and Deadly visit a bat man in a bat cave whose experiments may just be batty too! With so many bats, it's gotta be a hit! THE VAMPIRE BAT presented by Arachna and Beware Theater on your home for B-movies... and home run B-movies too! Beta Max TV!!! www.betamaxtv.com

Beware Theater orimo - The Killer Shrews

RODENTS RUNNIN' WILD - TODAY ON BEWARE THEATER!!! Join Arachna of the Spider People and her rattlin' right hand man Deadly for ravenous rodents in THE KILLER SHREWS on Beware Theater today! It's the 1959 B-movie classic starring James "Rosco P. Coltrane" Best and Ken "Festus" Curtis. Scientists on a deserted island in Texas mutate shrews while working to to solve the human overpopulation problem. However, the mutants - looking more than a little like dogs with shag haircuts - try to eat them. Arachna and Deadly have a killer shrew problem of their own and try to come up with come clever moves to outwit them. It's almost like Shakespeare's Taming Of The Shrew but with big fangs. THE KILLER SHREWS from Arachna, Deadly, and Beware Theater on your home for B-movies... and rambunctious rodents! Beta Max TV!!!