Crazy Ex GF

28/12/2023

u can block me but u can't unlick big martha 🤣😂😭😂🤣

27/12/2023

2023 has been an absolute razor scooter to the ankle 🦶 🛴 I tell you what

27/12/2023

I like em crazy bout me like ..make me a lil nervous about playing with you 😭

27/12/2023

I can’t believe I’m single after all the jail calls I answered 🙄

27/12/2023

Dudes go to a strip club and be like: “She was all over me.” That's her job bro 💀

26/12/2023

You can take those matching pyjamas off now and start cheating again 🤡

26/12/2023

My ex: I want you back
Me: my mom said no

25/12/2023

“New year new me”….. ma’am can you please just buy some new panties 😂 you wearin' the same drawls from 2 🥷 ago 🥴

25/12/2023

25/12/2023

Hey boy, wanna wrap gifts and then unwrap me?

25/12/2023

Y'all pajamas match but ya relationship status doesn't. Weird 🤔😅 Merry Xmas tho 😌

24/12/2023

My New Year's resolution is to continue being a cutie mfkn patootie

23/12/2023

I don't have a baby daddy, BUT i know this one guy that has the same kids as me 🫠

23/12/2023

I'm glad you didn't end up in a sock
You’re pretty cool bro

22/12/2023

Y'all smell that 🤔 Smells like grey sweat pants and bearded step daddies out here 😏

22/12/2023

The feminine urge to be tied up with Christmas lights since I’m the light of his life anyway.

22/12/2023

The only type of females that cause problems with me are the ones with chin hairs, big backs, and size 10 feet 🤣

22/12/2023

Never gave af bout nobody being mad at me 😂stay mad get so mad you growl & bark🤣

21/12/2023

“Two wrongs don’t make a right”
Baby I’m making a point. Not a right.

20/12/2023

Better buy your man a PS5 for Christmas or he might go play with his Ex Box.

20/12/2023

Today's PSA - if you're gonna grab my ass, you'll need 2 hands..Happy Hump Day

20/12/2023

"why you single?" bro the whole world cheating rn‼️🤣😭

19/12/2023

Dear Santa:
This year I want you to bring a lot of patience to people who can't stand me, because l'm not going to change.

19/12/2023

I want my man so happy when I get home his 🍆 starts wagging.

19/12/2023

Dear Santa Baby 🎅 come and pay the rent for me

19/12/2023

“I can’t stand her” “she thinks she’s all that” “look what she posted” 🥱 girl if you wanna lick my 🍑 crack just say that 🙄

18/12/2023

as soon as i smell men's cologne my kewchie be like "you smell that sis?" 😂

18/12/2023

I don’t play about me 🗣️ better find someone who don’t love themselves 😳😂🤣😘

18/12/2023

Sunday night & not only am I in the house.. I’m in the bed too 😂 yall be safe.

17/12/2023

if you're not gonna dream about me, why even sleep

17/12/2023

I wanna ride look at Christmas Lights🎄listen to R&B and have him stroke my Kitty 🙈🤣😂

17/12/2023

Some of you talk like you know where the c**t is.
That’s funny…

17/12/2023

Woke up this Sunday morning blessed, pretty, and still that girl 🫶🏽

16/12/2023

May the tears I cried in 2023, lubricate the 🍆ima be riding in 2024🥴

15/12/2023

No 🥷 finna hide me, I'm on yo' post like "😩😂 U so silly my Poundtown Monster"

15/12/2023

A 🥷 that think i can't leave him alone is a 🥷 that don't know me 😂💯

15/12/2023

I said I was single.. never said I didn't have a dude
Y'all be confused😂

14/12/2023

Gonna be dramatic till the day I die. I’m just hella passionate about my emotions.

14/12/2023

And when we break up delete that video of me motor boating them balls

14/12/2023

When I sneeze I want my man to be like “Omg princess is you ok bless you”