Lou Reads the Internet for You!

09/12/2024

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08/10/2024

https://www.apologize.lol/ Do I know anyone who doesn't vote? I've known people in the past who held varying positions about not voting but I don't know anyone who is still actively on the sidelines... Regardless, Cards Against Humanity is paying non-voters to vote. They aren't a perfect company but I give them credit for doing some in-your-face activism.

Didn't vote in 2020? Cards Against Humanity will pay you to apologize.

24/09/2024

Watching this interview felt like I was watching a p**s forum discussion IRL and it made me laugh. “Once you p**s in somebody’s mouth, you’ll never want to use porcelain again” is quite a bold claim.

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09/08/2024

https://deadline.com/2024/08/adam-britton-jailed-sexually-abusing-dogs-1236034366/ If only I could find the forum where this piece of garbage hung out. Probably some dark web hellhole. A dog fu**er & serial dog killer? This story gets worse the more you read it.

Adam Britton has been jailed for 10 years for sexually abusing dogs in Australia - he used to work on BBC, David Attenborough and Nat Geo shows.

06/06/2024

I logged into my old throwaway email address today and discovered the Pup Zone announced it was closing down. I know I did a reading from this other pup place. It still doesn't make sense to me but whatever. But don't worry, there is an all-new place to pretend you're a dog for some reason. If you're curious let me know.

Memories!
http://loureads.com/2015/02/27/lou-reads-ep134-all-about-human-puppy-play/

05/06/2024

The latest episode of The F Plus I sat in on is up. It's another episode I edited, as well.

RAW Confessions is an anonymous confession site with very lax moderation. Naturally, this means the content on this website is extremely dire. So…

11/04/2024

I think FB is telling me that they are going to start charging me to keep this page up? That seems silly, doesn't it?

Anyway, I forgot to mention that a few of the F Plus Episodes I've been on have dropped recently. I have also edited a few I'm not on, as well. Well, maybe I edited one I wasn't on. What do words mean anyway.

Okay, so here's the premise: Neal sent us a document of Magicakal Recipes from Plentiful Earth, and Smallest Sasquatch sent us a document annoying…

23/02/2024

Looks like I'll be recording another episode of The F Plus tonight!

In other news, I was going through an old folder of desktop nonsense, as one does, and came across this screencap of the Reddit story that inspired the episode art for an old episode of Lou Reads. A heartwarming story of a young lad and his gross ant colony. I'm sure it's a tale he'll share with his grandchildren.

17/02/2024

The latest episode of The F Plus I'm in just dropped. I also edited it, which is a first. I hope you enjoy it.

The term "Lightworker" describes a person who.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... so uh, let's see, there's energy? And there's injustices in the…

20/01/2024

Recorded another F Plus episode last night. Still waiting for the last one to drop but I’ll share it when it does.

06/01/2024

Oh, I forgot to say thanks to James, Susa & Sophie for the unexpected xmas card. Funny to get that sort of thing so many years after sending magnets. It was appreciated! My family doesn't really do cards anymore... I kind of wish we did!

Oh yeah, I recently did another episode of The F Plus. I'll share it when it gets posted.

I still have COVID! Anyway, carry on.

01/01/2024

Ringing in the new year with COVID onset is pretty unfortunate! Trying to stay upbeat as fluid is trying to pour out of my face holes.