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FRIDAY BULLETIN: Local optician apologises as work experience girl sends Langport customers 'wrong' D.I.Y eye chart for ...
27/12/2024

FRIDAY BULLETIN: Local optician apologises as work experience girl sends Langport customers 'wrong' D.I.Y eye chart for Christmas:

Happy Christmas one and all! Have a great day and week of festivities and make sure you don't miss the big TV event of t...
25/12/2024

Happy Christmas one and all! Have a great day and week of festivities and make sure you don't miss the big TV event of the year. It's the final episode and everyone's talking about it! Enjoy!

ALL BETTER NOW: Tone Vale 40th anniversary reunion at Pitney yesterday 😊😊😊
23/12/2024

ALL BETTER NOW: Tone Vale 40th anniversary reunion at Pitney yesterday 😊😊😊

BREAKING NEWS: Langport & Huish residents [pictured] have announced plans to bu**er off in a coach to Weymouth next week...
20/12/2024

BREAKING NEWS: Langport & Huish residents [pictured] have announced plans to bu**er off in a coach to Weymouth next week after hearing local pubs who they've supported all year [and much of their lives] can't be arsed to stay open til midnight on New year's Eve.

Up Windmill Lane in Pibsbury this Saturday night if you fancy something different:
19/12/2024

Up Windmill Lane in Pibsbury this Saturday night if you fancy something different:

EVERYBODY'S WELCOME to the carol service at St Mary's Church this evening. (For the newbies round these 'ere parts that'...
18/12/2024

EVERYBODY'S WELCOME to the carol service at St Mary's Church this evening. (For the newbies round these 'ere parts that's the one on the corner up from Huish Episcopi's 'other' church the Rose & Crown) Starts at 6:30pm with mulled wine and mince pies after. Might even be a double helping for anyone who gets through the 'Gloria' line in Ding D**g Merrily On High without taking a breath 😂

Christmas hours from Sharon & the gang on Cheapside 😊
15/12/2024

Christmas hours from Sharon & the gang on Cheapside 😊

Good news if you're a fan! ITV has finally released the episode when someone walks in and says they don't like real ale ...
15/12/2024

Good news if you're a fan! ITV has finally released the episode when someone walks in and says they don't like real ale 😁

What a beauty! This one's popped up online of Somerton in what looks like the 1920s. [Thank you to Penni Wallace and her...
13/12/2024

What a beauty! This one's popped up online of Somerton in what looks like the 1920s. [Thank you to Penni Wallace and her Somerset History and Mystery page] Nobody seems to have any idea what the event was, but what a picture! 😊

So, over a hundred people formally objected to the plan for 100 dwellings on land just up from Kelways Roundabout in Hui...
10/12/2024

So, over a hundred people formally objected to the plan for 100 dwellings on land just up from Kelways Roundabout in Huish Episcopi - on grounds of an already overcrowded primary school, already oversubscribed GP surgery, already creaking sewage system and already congested Langport town centre - but a few years ago South Somerset District Councillors approved it anyway. Now apparently our opinions on the new development are needed 😂😂😂 [You've gotta admire the balls of these people] If you'd like to go along and ask questions or comment or express your incredulity even, there's a display at the town hall today, details below.

NATIONAL ALERT: Somebody at a Langport cafe asked for 'flan' instead of quiche today, a parent got their kids to walk to...
06/12/2024

NATIONAL ALERT: Somebody at a Langport cafe asked for 'flan' instead of quiche today, a parent got their kids to walk to school instead of driving them half a mile in a Chelsea Chariot and somebody walking a dog actually looked up and smiled and said "Good morning" to someone on the river bank this morning. PREPARE FOR THE WORST. THIS IS A LEVEL 10 CATEGORY 15 ALERT. WORKING CLASS LOCAL PEOPLE ARE BELIEVED TO BE IN THE AREA. DO NOT SPEAK TO ANYONE ASKING WHERE THE KIPPERS ARE IN TESCO. STAY INDOORS.

There's a public consultation on the approved plans for this next week folks if you're interested. For that and the rest...
06/12/2024

There's a public consultation on the approved plans for this next week folks if you're interested. For that and the rest of your Friday bulletin, click on carryonlangport.blogspot.com 😊

WEDNESDAY BULLETIN: Only 2 stations left to go and HS2 will be finished! Until then anyone wanting to use the path to Te...
04/12/2024

WEDNESDAY BULLETIN: Only 2 stations left to go and HS2 will be finished! Until then anyone wanting to use the path to Tesco....praps go via Bow Street, Cheap Side & North Street instead eh 👍

Two dates for your diaries folks. One this Friday at a venue which must have one of the best beer garden views around an...
03/12/2024

Two dates for your diaries folks. One this Friday at a venue which must have one of the best beer garden views around and another in the centre of town just before Christmas 😊😊😊

BREAKING NEWS: Spot of bother at Westonzoyland Airstrip yesterday afternoon but we're delighted to say that Karen from P...
01/12/2024

BREAKING NEWS: Spot of bother at Westonzoyland Airstrip yesterday afternoon but we're delighted to say that Karen from Pitney is back from Malaga 😊

Come and get a curry on Whatley [down the side of the Langport Arms] today as Spice & Rice returns to Langport! Cooked o...
29/11/2024

Come and get a curry on Whatley [down the side of the Langport Arms] today as Spice & Rice returns to Langport! Cooked on site with meat picked up from Black Sheep Butchers this morning [there are veggie options too] Ali and Fran will have it ready for you from 11:30am 😊

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LET THIS BE A LESSON TO US ALL: This is what happens when you give magic mushrooms to Morris Dancers [thank you Bowdens] 😂

Meanwhile in Pibsbury: Just been sent this condensed / film trailer style footage of the folks busy setting up at the Girt Dog Gathering yesterday. It kinda needs some background music right? What do you reckon? We Like To Party by the Venga Boys or The Benny Hill tune? 😁😁😁

Few beers before the dancing up at the Steam Fair & Country Show last night! It's on today again folks, much better weather. Lots to see & do. Great location, go take a look! 😊

The crowds at PitFest, Pitney, last night enjoying Twisted Vinyl. Spot anyone you know? 😊

The TV room at PitFest in Pitney yesterday afternoon watching England's last penalty shot against Switzerland 😊😊😊

SUNDAY BULLETIN: Despite concerns there were none left, the Halfway House at Pitney last night announced that yes it had found one last jar of pickled eggs in the storeroom.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BACK OF LANGPORT THIS EVENING: 'Rose & Crown lends Environment Agency men's urinal pressure washer'

Looking out from the top of All Saints [Langport] Church yesterday:

A very short blast of the Vicar's juke box at Huish Episcopi playing for Remembrance Sunday this morning 😊

STATE OPENING OF PARLIAMENT: Nothing really to do with our crazy little town but Carry on Langport has been granted access to footage of the King rehearsing what he's going to say to MPs at Westminster today 😁😁😁

Gunpowder, treason and plot! Happy Guy Fawkes night to one and all and it's back to the 70s we go for a gentle safety talk from the late great Richard Briers. Unlike most public information films of the era, this one didn't make the kids wet the bed 😊

Langport town centre precinct floods again after heavy rain. Have we got a town council? Anyone on it ever thought of picking up the phone and making a few enquiries? Perhaps we're being a bit premature, after all it's only been happening for about 8 years eh.

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