Sherman Ave

15/01/2022

just when you thought it couldn't get worse, here we are to remind you that it always can--Sherman Ave Worst of Evanston 2021 now live !

Worst Place to Lose your Novelty Vintage Lunch Box: Cozy Noodles and Rice You guys wouldn’t believe this s**t. I had just found the coolest vintage Thomas the Tank Engine lunch box, perfect to display as a collector's item in my home. All I wanted was to make a quick stop for a tasty fast-casual T

02/01/2022

a heartbreaking holiday retrospective from one of our very own Sherman Ave writers........ be careful around PopPop.....

You didn’t expect that asking Nana and PopPop to play a quick game of Yahtzee you found in the attic would end with a duel to the death. Now Gramps is calling you words that you don’t understand, but they’re definitely slurs.

09/11/2021

"My mother had just started her eulogy when we first heard them. Originally nobody took notice–we just thought it was the horse-drawn carriage we’d hired to take the casket to the grave plot. But as the sound got louder and louder, we realized that these were no horses. It was a group of freshmen from Lincoln doing a Ted Lasso group costume."

You guys just couldn’t let me have one event to myself, could you.

01/11/2021

FALL WRITER APPS DUE WEDNESDAY AT MIDNIGHT KEEPS SENDING EM IN

Writers Application due by 11:59 PM on October 31th Please export your entire application as one PDF file and attach it in an email with the subject “[Your Name]’s Sherman Ave Writers Application” Submit your finished application and any questions/concerns to [email protected] Na...

25/10/2021

with halloween just around the corner, we here at Sherman Ave are looking out for you ! with another listicle for your safety, it's all for you

You thought you could get rid of me, but I’m back. And I’m here to fill your hairy little chunk heads with even MORE places you might get murdered on campus.

01/10/2021

"Armed with a killer vi**ra prescription and the prize hog he was born with, the star is preparing for a non-stop f**kfest."

Tucci, a man once described as “sultry'' by CBS, said of his decision, “It was time to use my sexiness for the benefit of all mankind. I’m ready to unleash my charisma on the anti-vaxx wives of America.”

18/09/2021

we here at sherman ave know that you’ve all been waiting so so patiently to hear our fall fashion predictions, and never let anyone accuse us of being sadists so: here you go!

These days, it seems just about everyone from your mom, to your sister, to your mom’s sister’s mom has taken the coward’s dive into 70’s fringe territory. And who could blame them?

22/02/2021

I know the egg chairs were a big part of your “Why Northwestern” essay, but I’m telling you right now—not worth it.

I don’t care if it is in broad daylight, you will always have at least a 60% chance of being murdered in Bobb.

08/02/2021

Are you part of... a local intramural basketball team? That’s one secret you’ll never tell.

A basketball tossed somewhere on the floor behind you is a subtle hint to your life beyond the screen…

01/02/2021

"Leo is ruled by the heart and spine, and all celestial signs point to you getting Eiffel towered by The Chainsmokers."

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Hey. How are you doing? Really? Don’t lie to me. Come on now, sit on Peepaw’s lap and gimme a big ol’ sloppy one - tongue is encouraged!

30/01/2021

"I own a yoga mat. I s**t in the toilet now. To be honest, I don’t even know who I am anymore."

If you’re trying to tell me that I stink, SAY IT TO MY FACE. Actually, don’t, I’ll start crying immediately if you do.

17/01/2021

“I just can’t wait for these hormonal teens to climax on my recliner,” thirty-seven-year-old Couch growls.

11/01/2021

Spin the Wheel in this brand new *interactive* article to find out!

I'm inviting you to join the family fun, and the cutting edge of new media, by spinning the wheel!