Hi, I’m Randy.

12/04/2024

This guy thinks he’s Simba from the Lion King🦁

04/04/2024

Me during every customer service call:
“Here is your reference number…”

**Pretends to write it down**

06/03/2024

You know which platform never had random outages?

MySpace.

05/03/2024

Was anyone else hoping social media was gone forever and we could just go back to this?

23/02/2024

If Netflix raises their prices one more time, let's go back the VHS. Shoutout to 99¢ Hastings rentals.

14/02/2024

Happy Valentine’s Day. You’re all cool. I would put Ninja Turtles and MJ valentines in each of your decorated shoe boxes if I could.

11/02/2024

Today, I will be rooting for the commercials.

01/02/2024

But a Jansport backpack with iron-on patches and your favorite bands written in Sharpie.

25/01/2024

Kids today would call this the “save” icon.
If they only knew…

24/01/2024

There’s a giant parachute in there somewhere.

23/01/2024

Goosebumps and Where’s Waldo?, please.
Which books were on your Scholastic wish list?

18/01/2024

Bradley Nowell of Sublime passed away in 1996 at the age of 28. His son, Jakob, is now 28 and has joined Bradley’s original bandmates as the singer of Sublime. What a beautiful circle of life.

12/01/2024

Rip holes in clothing > track down scissors

11/01/2024

10/01/2024

We never had “snow days” back in the day…
just very skilled bus drivers.

And our parents, well they walked uphill both ways in 10 feet of snow!

10/01/2024

Then we all had to write 500-word essays when kids would steal them from the computer lab.

01/01/2024

What sleepovers in the 90s looked like…

31/12/2023

Remember 010100? Today’s date is 123123…

29/12/2023

Start watching Forrest Gump at 10:38:57 on Sunday night and you’ll ring in 2024 with Lt. Dan.

09/06/2023

My generation ate the paper stuck to candy and drank from the garden hose.

05/06/2023

What even is a Vanderpump?

29/05/2023

HBO Max is now Max.
Probably not in the cards for Peacock.

23/05/2023

Missed opportunity for Fast and Furious in space with the title Space Fam

22/05/2023

You ever wonder if Bluetooth will disconnect and everyone will hear Creed blaring from your phone? Just me then?

01/04/2023

The new Tetris movie is wild!

06/03/2023

Sharing is caring.

28/02/2023

Anyone else still use “Never Eat Soggy Waffles” while figuring out directions?

18/02/2023

You pretended not to like them this whole time.

15/02/2023

It’s 1994.
I just put a Ninja Turtles valentine in
the decorated shoebox on your desk.