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08/11/2023

VW’s All-Electric Future Is Looking Different Now That It Has...🤫

It’s no surprise that Volkswagen has announced yet another electric vehicle, considering they’ve been manufacturing battery-powered vehicles since 2020.

11/10/2023

Ford to Partner With Malibu Rum for the F-151! 🤯

The Ford Motor Company announces a new truck model based largely on their best-selling light-duty F-150 amid a controversial partnership with the liqueur brand.

10/10/2023

BREAKING: Trico to Release New Windshield Wiper That Elongates "That Smear"! 🤯

Trico announced their intent to bring to market a new windshield wiper blade that is, honestly, something we never thought we wanted.

04/10/2023

Chevy Announces Return of Bolt EV and Future Plans! 😎

Why did Chevy announce the end of this line and then its return, rather than simply reveal an all-new generation?

11/09/2023

Three Secrets of the All-New 2024 Chevy Traverse! 😎

Let’s have a look at some details about the all-new 2024 Traverse that Chevy wants to keep from you.

06/09/2023

Ford Raises Prices to Cut Prices to Raise Prices to Cut! 😵‍💫

We’re waiting until 2024, when Ford will pay us about $10,000 to take one off their hands. Our patience is sure to pay off, and we invite you to join us.

26/08/2023

Survey Says: Subaru Drivers Are Truly the Worst! 😟

Auto insurance companies are blood-sucking monsters, hungry for our hard-earned cash while refusing to ever pay for damages.

23/08/2023

Trump’s Mechanic Indicted for Inciting People to Get Unnecessary Vehicle Repairs! 😁

Here is some live auto news that will certainly add to the chaos and calamity of Trump’s ever-growing legal troubles.

24/07/2023

Five Most Shocking Features of the All-New Toyota Tacoma! 😄

Recently, Toyota gave me, personally, the first details to be revealed about the new Toyota Tacoma.

05/07/2023

Magician David Blaine Locks Himself Inside a Ford Escape. 😎

A Ford Escape for sale is about as exciting as watching paint dry. That is, until now… Enter David Blaine.

03/07/2023

Wiccan Chevy Driver Finds Creative Workaround for Seasonal Ritual. 😄

The thing that ended up solving her conundrum had already appeared to her years ago when she saw a used Chevy Equinox for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

01/07/2023

Shocking Secrets About Used Trucks Revealed! 😮

When approaching a used truck dealer, I have a simple rule: expect the unexpected, and never agree to the first offer.

28/06/2023

Fuel Up More Often and Build Your Brand. 🤜💥🤛

Ford Motor Co. took a bold step to helping its drivers connect by designing gas-guzzling behemoths like the latest Ford F-150 for sale near Citrus Heights, CA.

26/06/2023

Ford Jumps on Bandwagon With Their Own Trans Icon. ⭐

Not one to miss out on a chance to jump on the bandwagon, Ford has announced they are going to court controversy by treating other people like human beings.

24/06/2023

Opinion: Electricity Is NOT Your Friend! 😄

I visited my sister's husband's workplace, to huff that savory fumage, and this khaki-clad came over to me, trying to engage me about a Kia EV9 for sale.

21/06/2023

Ram Unveils New Trim Names for Pride Month. 🎉

Summer is here, which means that Pride Month is right around the corner and companies are figuring out the best way to crassly grab at all that woke profit.

19/06/2023

Rugged-Looking SUVs With Killer On-Road Capability. 😃

So let's get into the real contest: 2023 Nissan Rogue vs 2023 Toyota RAV4 vs 2023 Honda Passport—a no holds barred, a Greco-Roman cage match to the death.

17/06/2023

I Tried to Buy a Ford Escape and Stumbled Into an Underground Operation. 😮

I was recently shopping around for a used Ford Escape for sale. My friend had warned me there are a lot of “code words” in listings for all sorts of products.

14/06/2023

How to Get Free Food With the 2023 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD. 😄

The 2023 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD—a vehicle that is far more interesting to type out than to actually own—is set to return to dealerships nationwide.

12/06/2023

GMC Announces “De-Ghetto” Trim for Low-Income Drivers. 😮

In the past, the only way to get a GMC in your driveway was to go searching for used GMC trucks that may or may not be in less than admirable shape.

10/06/2023

Chevy Trailblazer That Went Missing While Exploring the Amazon Presumed to be Eaten by Cannibals. 😎

This expedition was going to be a unique one, as it was going to be undertaken in a 2024 Chevy Trailblazer.

07/06/2023

Ford Releases New Jock-Nerd Hybrid. 🤜💥🤛

So we're excited to hear that the new 2023 Ford F-450 will feature the world's very first jock-nerd hybrid system.

27/05/2023

Ford Announces Self-Destruct Feature for the 2024 Ford Escape. 😄

For those of you who are thinking about test driving a 2024 Ford Escape for sale, this new feature is set to cause enthusiasm and controversy alike.

24/05/2023

An Upside-Down Phallus or an Invocation to Satan? We Take a Closer Look at the Toyota Logo. 🤔 🔍

We took a trip to the offices of Ta***ic Toyota, a Toyota dealer near Oroville, CA, to get some insight into the ongoing investigation.

22/05/2023

Highway Accident Provides Evidence I Am a Living God. 😃

If you're at all familiar with the tremendous breadth of my award-winning, then you already know that my genius is only surpassed by my humility.

20/05/2023

Ford Announces It Will No Longer Sell Vehicles to Those With Good Credit. 😄

The initial roll-out of this new policy will first affect all those looking for a used Ford F-150 for sale, thanks to an oversupply of F-150 XLT trims.

17/05/2023

Sales of Commercial Trucks Spike in NY and Nearby Area. 🙂

This occurred recently when I noticed a tremendous rise in commercial truck sales in NJ, NY, and the surrounding area.

15/05/2023

Ford Announces the 2024 F-150 “Karen Edition”. 🎉

This is a new chapter for America’s favorite pickup, and it’s one that the blue brand is banking on to increase both new and used truck sales extensively.

13/05/2023

Ohio Dealership Develops Exciting Used Truck Promo. 😄

My attention was caught—and my imagination captured—most recently by a dealership with an overabundance of used trucks for sale in Cincinnati.

10/05/2023

New Gordon Ramsey-voiced GPS Tells You How Terrible of a Driver You Are. 😃

The last time we visited Kingston Kia, it was for a feature entitled "2023 Ford Explorer vs 2023 Kia Telluride; Which One Has Best Potential to Catch Fire?"

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