The Outovits

22/07/2024

It seems like it’s been ages man
I’m all set and ready to type 👊
The Euros start this month man
No wonder all this hype 👊

I really think we’ve got a chance man 🤘
With the squad we’ve got this year
We should win our group then regroup
Whilst our fans just drink and cheer 🙌

Quarters not of gear man 🤘
Then semis on a roll 👊
Whilst on the grass that spliff I passed
Is starting to take its toll 🥴

I now predict a final man
The score will be 2-1 v Spain
It never rains it pours man
Then disappears down the drain 😩

I cannot believe the Olympics man
They start in three days time 🙌
Now I’m going to set my clock
For our athletes in their prime 🥇

The Euros I fear I’ve missed man
Rosie said I fell asleep 💤
On the 14th of June listening to tunes
Especially little Bo peep 🪴🌿🌱🫣 🐑 ⚽️ 😩🤘☮️ ⏰ 😬

20/06/2024

The last word right at the end below man

Just had to be changed 🌱

As its that time of year it’s a fresh bud of gear 🌿

So it just had to be re arranged…😮‍💨

Tonight I’m having a beer man 🍻

The Euros are now in full flow ⚽️🙌

Royal Ascot again Wimbledon with no rain

Then the Olympics on your marks get set BLOW…😮‍💨🤘🤣⚽️👊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏃🙌🐎 🎾 🌱

19/06/2024

Tonight I’m having a beer man 🍻

The Euros are now in full flow ⚽️🙌

Royal Ascot again Wimbledon with no rain

Then the Olympics on your marks get set Blow 🤘⚽️👊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏃🙌🐎 🎾 🌱😮‍💨

11/06/2024

I just turned the radio on man 📻 👂

To hear the latest health news 🤔🌱

We better lay low like in driving snow ⛄️ 🙄

Wether in a penthouse or 18th century mews 🙄🤔

It’s all a bit bizarre man 🙄

Never like this back in the day 🥱

If we had a cold or a cough it would soon F off 🤧

No mega germs to cause an affray🦠🙄

Whatever is coming next man 🙄

Now a so called ‘medieval disease’ 🏰🦠🙄

In the good old day a roll in the hay 😊

Caused nothing more than a sneeze 🤧

🏰 🦠🤧🤜🦠🤛 🛡️ 💪🤘

21/05/2024

At our gig the other night man 🎸 🙌
We made a few hearts flutter ☺️
Like your last Rolo it was Rowleys guitar solo 🎸
That earned our bread and butter 🍞 🧈🤘

The playlist was simply awesome man 📝
Like in the old days Mud and Slade 🤘
The Loaves played ‘Toast’ our new single
After covers from The Marmalade 🎶🤘

Like a typical rockstar does man 🤘
I got home to a soup terrine 😋👌
Rosies sat on the stairs rollers in her hair
Screaming…Rowley mend the bloody washing machine 🤔😵‍💫😬

Alls well that ends well man ✊
I could see I was in for a rocket 🚀😖🌱
A few spliffs in and shots of gin 🌿
We realised we hadn’t turned it on at the socket 😳🤣😂😭🤘✊🌱🎸🎶

19/05/2024

I did a gig last night man 🤘🤪
The crowd came in their droves 🙌🙌🙌🙌
We earned a crust a nice bit of bread 💴
That’s why we’re called The Loaves 🍞

We’re releasing the new single soon man 💿
When it charts I will not boast ☺️
Just spread the word if you haven’t heard
Our first singles called ‘The Toast’ 🌿🌱🪴🤘🎸🎤🎶🙌🌿🌱💿🤘

13/05/2024

Tonight we were having a barbecue man 🔥

It’s now in the past tense 😬

The rain just came put out the flame 🔥 🌧️

There’s no recompense 😫

Rosie had all the food prepared man 🙌

Even the salmon started to shiver 🥶

We turned our back it did a flick flack 🐟

Then leaped back in the river 💦

Oh well we will wait for the sun again 🌞 🤔

The Barbecue never fails 🤘

But to see that fish leap from the dish

It was certainly off the scales 🐟 ⚖️🤘

🤯💦🔥🐟😬🫣🌿🤘

09/05/2024

Today we smoked the leaves man 🍃💨😬

From our Bay leaf tree 🍃

Bolognese sauce is their main course 🍝🍃

They’re definitely not for me 🚬 😩🤘

08/05/2024

I was sat in my garden man 🌞

Staring at my bayleaf tree 🍃 👀

Thinking if I dry it out

What’s it going to do to me

I pruned a few leaves man 🍃

Dried them in the sun 🌞 🤘

We’re going to smoke them tomorrow man

And have lots and lots of fun 🍃💨 😵‍💫

✊

06/05/2024

What a great bank holiday Monday man
We are glued to the telly 📺
The World Snooker Championship
Is giving it plenty of Welly 🫣

Normally we would swerve it man
But right now it’s hitting the spot 👈
Because all they keep on saying is
The black he's about to pot 🌿 💨 🎱 🏆 🤘

06/05/2024

Was so looking forward to the weekend man 😎
With Thunderstorms and rain ☔️ ⚡️
The perfect time to stay in bed
Trusting the weather vane 🙏

All we’ve done is chill man
Played Freebird on a loop 🎶
Smoke then a munch moshed before lunch 🥙
To Lynyrd Skynyrd and his group 🎸🤘

Weekends are for resting man 😮‍💨
In preparation for the week ahead 🙄
I’ve taken a part time job in Bed World
Testing out their beds 🛏️ 🤫

It’s really going well man
As I’m getting paid to sleep 💤
Sometimes they can’t wake me up ⏰
Cos I’m so stoned from my head to my feet 🦶🦶🤘🌿🌱 🎸☔️🌿

29/04/2024

I hope everyone’s with me on this man
When it comes to V.A.R. ⚽️🙄😬☹️🤬
It stops the match in its tracks ⚽️🫷
Like running in hot tar 🥴☹️

There is one advantage man 🤘
In that time out we have a debriefer 🤔
We discuss how many minutes we have
Through V.A.R. to roll a few reefers 🤌🌿👏🤘🌿🌱💨👊 😗 ⚽️🙌

23/01/2024

Happy New Year from us all 🙌
We’re nearly at the end of dry Jan
The days fly by and we’re not high
It’s a nice break since December man

The festivities did run wild man
From dawn until dusk 🤩
Smoking w**d then drink then feed
Then to Rosie and Man the Fish I’d busk 🎸

Roy Wood certainly did his bit again
George Michael so did Slade
The Christmas chimes and nursery rhymes
On the radio now gone to fade 📻☹️

Douglas our resident spider man 🕷
Just loved the festive fun 🙌
He bounced to the tunes from his web🕸
Once he got his toy soldiers gun🔫 🙄

Man our fish 🐟 in his bowl
Put on a fair bit of weight
With extra portions of tit bits 😳
And copious amount of flakes 🐡😬

All in all a great time man
Wink the scrap and Cindy the tea popped in
I played them a few tunes 🎸 they were over the moon 🎶
As they sank a bottle of gin 🤯😱

I hope in 2024 man ✌️🫶
The peace and love we’ve had at home
Could spread its wings across the world 🌎
Wherever people roam ☮️ 🫶✌️🤜🤛🙏

22/12/2023

18/12/2023

It’s that special time of year man 🤘
When the festive spirit flows 🎅🏽🎄☃️
Another year on home-grown gear 🪴
The bud just comes and goes 👊

Our shed is icy-cold man 🥶 🙄
The flower pots are looking bare ☹️
Our Christmas harvest’s just one plant 🌱
For our personal use to share 😊

Our radio's doing overtime 📻
It always makes the grade 🎶
We’ve got Roy Wood in the hood 🎸
Belting out festive tunes with Slade 🤘

George Michael is Rosie’s favourite man
I might just write my own ✍️ 🎵
A Christmas hit for Rowley Outovit 🤩
Now I’m getting in the zone 🤘🌱

Maybe this time next year man
A Christmas number one 🔝💿
But until then I write with my pen
Stay cool, have lots festive of fun 🤩🎶☃️🎄

Merry Christmas and Thank you to all our Outovits clan, have a Healthy Happy New Year man 🤘🎄🎅🏽

From me, Rowley ✊Rosie, ✌️Flick, 🤘Tiff, 🐕 Douglas the spider, 🕷 Man the fish, 🐠 Wink the scrap, 🛻 Cindy the tea 🫖 and Strings 🎸 🎄🎅🏽 🌱🧑‍🎄💨☃️🤜🤛🎶

27/11/2023

😔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 El Tel 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😔

Our England fans shed a tear man 😢🤘
For another one of our own 👊
He hit the heights so got it right
We’re proud to say home grown 🫶

Always had his players’ backs man 💪
Hence why they played for him
Just had the class to see that pass
That would end up with the Win

You made your country proud 🤘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Taught your lads to cope 🤜🤛
You managed the team and made us dream ⚽️ 🙌
You restored our pride and hope 🙏🏻

One of life’s colourful characters
Your fans held you in high regard
To hear you’ve gone too soon its wrong
Like a bitter pill to swallow it’s hard 😢

To this end you legend Terry man 🤘
You gave your life to the beautiful game
You may be gone but never forgotten
You brought sunshine never rain 🌞

😢🫶🤩🤘🫶⚽️🙏🏻

21/11/2023

‘Bin Day’

Our owners are away on holiday man 😎
Us bins will rock ‘n’ roll 🎸
We’re having a do the bins all knew
We’ll make music, show some soul 🎶

In my blue bin most things are empty
Cardboard, plastic, paper plates
Well mine is full that ain’t no bull
This green bin eats out late 💪 🥘

I’m the little food waste bin
I’m good, I eat my greens
I do like kebabs delivered in cabs
With ham, spam, chicken and beans

We’re all out the front and ready man
The party’s getting started
Peter Binfellow is on the decks 💿
We don’t do things half- hearted 🎶

All the bins in Red Rose 🌹
Have V.I.P. access at our rave
Some are on the booze it’s what they choose
Others soon find what they crave 😵‍💫

The music’s getting louder man 🎶🙌
The Fox with a monocle’s just joined in 🦊
All the angry residents in the road 😠
Saw him playing b**gos on the bins 🦊 🥁

It’s now 7.30 in the morning 🥱
A few bins getting lairy and thuggish 😬
The dustcart appears to three cheers
Chanting ‘What a load of rubbish’ 🎶🙌 🤜🤛🌿🤩😵‍💫

14/11/2023

Far out Maaaaa 🤘

11/11/2023

Rosie wants a Sherry man 🥃 👀
Her mother’s round tonight 😩
Aunty Sue and the nibbles crew
Will end up in a fight 🫤🙄🤛

I had three cheese straws…!
No you didn’t you had ‘four’! 🤔
The sausage rolls were called Tyson’s goals
They hit the tastebuds in your jaw 👊

There’s a cheese dip on tap
All mixed in with chives
The kitchen’s certainly buzzing
We never feel deprived 😌

Then there’s the cocktail sausage
On such a measly stick 🙄
It’s like an arrow from north of Harrow
The chilli adds a kick 🦵🌶🤘

I’m here on my own ☹️
Spider Douglas has gone out ☹️
If it was me I would just agree
And enjoy the rainbow trout 🐟 😊😋

I’m the only rocker here man 🎸🤘
I should really write a song 🤩🎶
But they’re all talking so I am walking
Im off to smoke a b**g 🤔🤘🤜🤛🤩👊

🌺🙏🏻🤜🤛🙌🎸🎶👊🌿🌱

Sent from my iPhone

25/10/2023

The nights are drawing in man
The clouds all drab and grey 🌧
There’s nothing better than having a t**e
Then deciding on a duvet day 🛌 💤

Now for a meditation channel 📻
To drown the outside sounds
Wink the scrap shouting ‘any old iron’
Other noises that are profound 🥹

Then Rosie brings up a lardy cake
And jumps in next to me
This cake’s our ration for the chill out fashion
Washed down with an urn of tea 🍵

What could be better man 🤘
Even Douglas our spider agrees
He’s got no legs so just sits and begs
On the duvet for a love sick flea ☺️

Now for a bit of chilled music man
We are definitely in the zone 🤘
Rosie loves a bit of Tom Jones 🕺
She’s rolled some green green grass at home 🎶 🤘🌿🤜🤛✊🌿🤜🤛📻🎶

👍

15/10/2023

Yesterday was taters man
The colds to soon set in 🥶
The summer harvest of our one plant 🪴
Is now ground up in a tin 🤘

We entered it in the Chelsea flower show
man
We waited for the phone to ring 📞😬🤔
As the months went by it avoided green fly
We didn’t hear a thing 🦵 📞 🪴😩

From a little h**p seed man
To a stunning little leaf 🍃
Maybe the Chelsea flower show next year
So cool like Lee Van Cleef 😎

Next year in the Flower show Final
I can just see it now 🥇 📰
Look below I bet you all know
Rowley Outovit take a bow 🌱🙌 💭

‘CHELSEA FLOWE🌱 SHOW FINALISTS’

2024

🌺🌸🌼🌻🌷🌹 🌱 👏🥇

22/09/2023

I was just thinking out loud man 🤔
The Premierships well under way 🤘
The Rugby World Cup is on the up
We’ve watched golf at the PGA ⛳️

There’s lots of horse racing man 🤘
Over the sticks and on the flat 🐎
Plenty of cricket on a smooth wicket
So no complaints when in to bat 🏏

Theres a common denominator here man
To that I will raise my glass 🍻
We’re so on song let’s celebrate with a b**g
Cos all the above is done on the Grass 🌿 🤘

🌿🌱🪴👊🤘😮‍💨😵‍💫😊👌🤣😂👊

10/09/2023

🤘Allez England man🤘

It’s here at long last man 🤘
Rugby World Cup '23
Strap yourselves in, we got the win
The stage set for all to see

Warm up games are one thing man🤘
To help your squads to gel
Some just fade, others make the grade
Only time will tell

The best teams in the world cool 🤘
Ready to go toe to toe
Blood sweat and tears, that’s for sure
Now they're in full flow

For Red Rose what a start man🤘
Curry with an early red
George North stood the test of time
Helped put the game to bed

It’s early days for sure yo 🤘
What an amazing start
Every Englishman and English fan
Oozing passion and heart

The game, what a spectacle 👓🤘
With one slight misdemeanour
Red Rose on song, deserved a gong
We won’t cry for you Argentina

🙌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏉🤘🙏🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

20/08/2023

‘England Down Under’

It wasn’t quite the outcome 😔
As we played with our hearts and souls Spain were on their A game
Scoring a single Goal

There can be no complaints
As our Lionesses Roared 🦁
Our Fans Worldwide did not hide
They’re the ones that scored 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙌

Our Country are so proud
Given a much needed boost ✊
You gave your all so please stand tall
To tears we've been reduced 🥲

The heartfelt pain will linger
Soon great memories will set in
Our Lionesses deserve utmost respect This Pride soon back to Win 🥇

You’ve filled our hearts with passion
Englands so proud today 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
A repetition of Nineteen Sixty Six
Is soon to come our way 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️

Mickey B. 2023.

16/08/2023

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿‘England on top Down under’🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤘

The Matildas came a waltzing man 🎶
Our Lionesses they stood firm
These two teams went head to head
With a Final place to earn

From the first whistle
The challenges came in hard
Two cracking teams living their Dreams
Their pride firmly on guard 🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

England score the First 🙌
Our fans over the moon
With a rocket shot into the top
Typical of Ella Toone⚽️

The game’s fully under way
Our lions start to Roar 🦁
Then Sam Kerrs on the money
One out of the top drawer 😳

Our Lionesses now dig deep
Our Cream of the crop
Lauren H**p and Russo too
Put us firmly right on top

These incredible England players
Was it to be Bronze or the Untold?
We’ve gone straight through our fans, they knew
Not Silver - we’re going for Gold

By Mickey Brown 2023

12/08/2023

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿’Can’t hide our Pride’🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

It started with a Purrr
Then we went one behind
Digging deep to then defeat
Columbia this time 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙌

Columbia came to show the world
Just what they've achieved
Not only great tactically
The whole team they believed

We had to work them hard
A semi final now at stake
Our Lionesses roared, then we scored
Just before the break 🙌

Sarina’s on the case
Yet half time came too soon
We were on a roll, a sprint - no stroll
Now we’re all in tune 🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️

Then we got the second ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
It had a certain ring
Columbia for once on the ropes
England erased their sting

On to win our Quarter Final
We’re a team fully in our stride
The Matildas next, we know what to expect
With our Lionesses you just can’t hide ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁

📻📻📻📻📻 🎶
🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁✊⚽️

07/08/2023

We watched it in Curry’s on the big screen TV man 😳
How Cool is that I just knew,
W**d 🌿 go through on the Grass 🤘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🦁🙌

‘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Dream Team’🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

What a turn up for the books
In fact against the grain
Blood, sweat and tears to quell their fears
Our Lionesses roared again 🦁

Nigeria played with passion
A credit to their nation
When the going got tough and a little bit rough
Our girls needed concentration

England down to ten
Clearly not in full flow
The way the game was panning out
With a long long way to go

At the final whistle
Our coach sighs with relief
Our Lionesses show their pride
With Class and sheer belief

Onto a penalty shoot out
To decide who now goes through
With our Lion hearts set to roar
Our Fans, they always knew 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🦁

🤘🌿🙌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️👊

02/08/2023

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿'It’s a Knockout Man’🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Our brilliant Lionesses man 🦁
Improve in every match for sure
We beat the Chinese with relative ease
We scored one then more ⚽️

This prides so good together
With Class Five Star and more
The knockout stage is a new page
Our loyal fans will roar 🦁

We’ve got quality in abundance man
Playing with our hearts and souls
A managerial masterclass
Producing World class goals ⚽️

Your Country are so proud 🤘
Forever and a day
Your 12th man here is England
We’re with you all the way 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️

📻🤜🤛🙌⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🦁🤘

21/07/2023

Well Wimbledon’s done and dusted man 🎾 ✊
On to the next event 🙌
On strawberries and nice champagne
Surely people over spent 🥂😩🤪

With interest rates climbing man
And food prices still on the rise
What’s going on in this World of ours
Right before our eyes…😳 🤯

No more wheat from Ukraine
Under Russia’s orders 🤔
Continual fights along the coast 🛶
Whilst they try to protect our borders

Use plenty of sun cream man
As skin cancer’s on the rise 😵‍💫
Look in your soup as you just don’t know
If the fly in there is a spy 🕵🏼‍♂️🦟🍜 🤔😳

That’s enough of the news today man
My radio’s 📻 only been on for an hour
I’m going to have my tea man
A chicken kebab to devour 😋

Let’s all try to be happy man
As the saying is life’s too short
But listening to the daily news
From now on we’ll abort 🤯

We’ve got our little garden 🪴🎋
Growing a nice bit of green 🌿
The sun it shines from dawn til dusk
You all know it’s our little dream ☺️

So enjoy each and every day man
Treat every day as your last
Don’t listen to the negative news
That’s always in the past 🙌

I’ve just picked up Strings my guitar man 🎸
I’m about to play a tune
It’s a well known song called Happy 😊
You will all be over the moon 🌙 🌝 🌚 🎶🙌

🌿🌱🪴🤘👊

Sent from my iPhone

03/07/2023

What is it with Wimbledon today man 🤔
Something’s in the air
The crowd gather on Hedonism Hill
So cool without a care 🤘

Me and Rosie thought we’d try it man
We took a nice packed lunch
We’ve never been to a tennis match
The entrance fee being the crunch😩

We thought it would be free man 🤘
As we were on the grass 🙌🌿🌱
By that I mean our home grown green
We decided to go home and pass

As we’re in the tennis mode man 🎾
Let’s listen to Wimbledon at home
With the radio on and an occasional b**g 📻🤘
We heard nothing but the players groan 😫🫣

Oooh.. aaaaah…yaaaa man 🎾
One screech after another
Love Deuce…Love Juice…😳
What a match for these lovers 🫣

Then we hear an announcement man
As we tuck into a chunk of cheese
Take a break for goodness sake
They’re now saying new balls please 😱🎾🎾 😬😩

Oh well at least we know man 🫣
What goes on behind closed doors 😳
We’ve enjoyed our day at Wimbledon
On the radio that’s for sure 🤘 📻 🎾🎾🥂 🍓 🤘👊😂