Smack Talk City

07/05/2024

Sorry we’ve been a little inconsistent these past few weeks folks. We’ve been moving into our new studio. New episode of your love to hate podcast is dropping tomorrow morning

22/04/2024

Here’s a portion of the transcript from the episode ‘She’s single, burn her’ where we discus Mathew Hopkins The Witchfinder General.
Whilst discussing his subtle psychological manipulation techniques, we digress into witch based pork scratchings and is calamari actually bum holes? Then we gracefully return to the topic in hand 😂

“And he's going, well, I've been witch hunting for so many years, and here's my CV, and I've burnt all these witches, and yeah, I've rid the world so far of all these witches I've interrogated and come across.
Yeah.
Do you want to be part of my gang? It's a great job.
He'd say, he'd say, hey, hey, hey, woman in the pub, get me a beer. And she'll say, she'll say, don't talk to me like that. And he'll say, well, listen, get me a beer, because you don't want people saying you're a witch.
And then she'd say, who said I'm a witch? He's like, well, I just said it and you just said it. So that's two already.
Yeah. And out of the two of us, which of us is the Witch Finder General?
Witch.
Witch of us. Do you see where this is going? Wouldn't they carry up my pork scratchings?
Yeah. See how quickly these things spread?
Witchy McWitch Face.
Oh, pork scratchings. Do you think you can make pork scratchings out of a witch? I think you could.
Oh, I hate pork scratchings. They're just so greasy.
You hate pork scratchings? What the hell's the matter with you, man? You hate pork scratchings.
They're the best.
No, they're made of the worst bit of the... They're just fat.
It's not the worst bit.
That's true. Ar****le scratchings would be better.
The bumhole.
Ar****le scratchings. Yeah, you got the...
This onion ring is strangely meaty.
And rubbery.
Maybe that's what calamari is.
I hope not. I quite like calamari.
Yeah, me too. Yeah, so Matthew Hopkins basically just... But really, this is just what any self-employed person does.
They just, you know, pick something they want to do for a job, and then you just start doing it.”

From Smack Talk City: She's Single, Burn Her, 15 Mar 2024
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/smack-talk-city/id1706378020?i=1000649332361
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‎Show Smack Talk City, Ep She's Single, Burn Her - 15 Mar 2024

24/02/2024

Buckaroo, over the bars. Leos crotch is tightening seeing all of these.

MTB Crash compilation with silly tune.Video clips come from other mountain bike crash compilations but have been re-edited to work with the music. I take no ...

17/02/2024

As discussed on this weeks podcast. Polar bear Yo Sushi

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02/02/2024

Bank robbery isn’t what it used to be to be. And I have to question how quickly he can run from the rozzers in those boots 🥾

25/12/2023

Happy Christmas Mother Fu***rs 🎅

24/12/2023

The bonus Christmas episode is up now!!

‎Show Smack Talk City, Ep Chris Rocks Christmas Hand Job on Friday - 24 Dec 2023

10/12/2023

The League Of Sausage Elders has be notified

27/11/2023

This book is definitely on my Christmas list this year ✊🏻🎅💦

21/11/2023

This egg is a lie!!

17/11/2023

It’s blob-squatch!!

02/11/2023

Tonight’s the night folks, we’re back in the studio recording more junk to hurt your ears and infect your heads. Expect the usual whiskey fuelled conversation from two highly uneducated trash talking individuals that you’ve got to know over the past few weeks. See you in Smack Talk City 🥃🎙️

20/10/2023

Our latest episode just dropped and this one is full of useful information. Well, it’s useful if you want to know what happened to Sean Connery in the Little Chef on the A140 between Thelveton and Dicklebourgh.

‎Show Smack Talk City, Ep Agony Uncles - 20 Oct 2023

20/10/2023

This right, we’ve been back in the studio recording the latest episode of educational greatness with a sprinkle of intellect.

Who are we kidding, it’s been another episode with less direction than One Direction.

Latest episode drops this evening.

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