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05/07/2024

Hotel Rooms of 27 Eve Online Role Players Raided by Icelandic Authorities Over Drugs and Weapons Trafficking Concerns

Special Investigators analyze a seized computer from one of the rooms

03/07/2024

America Places Sanctions on CCP Games For Technology Theft and Intellectual Property Violations

White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, announced in a media briefing this morning that a fresh wave of sanctions is to be placed on CCP Games. The administration declared that this is to follow on from previous sanctions prohibiting government agencies and strategic technology companies fr...

02/07/2024

What’s Old is New Again: Voice Comms Update Set To Take Local Chat Abuse To New Levels

EVE Online players can now take their in-game communication up a notch with the recent announcement from CCP of an upcoming voice communications feature. According to the developers, this new feature will give players "the ability to abuse one another more effectively and quickly" within local syste...

30/06/2024

Google Trends sees massive increase in “grass related” search queries during extended Eve Online outage

The time of crisis was 19:14 UTC, the start to the “Great Downtime” as it is being heralded by many on Eve Online forms and other social media websites. The MMORPG Eve Online has been offline for over 3 hours now, and already the effects of the feral and under-medicated player base can already b...

29/06/2024

Live, Laugh, Love, Align – The Perils of Marrying an Eve Online Player

Tonight was going to be another lonely night shared only between Jessica and the cast of Grey's Anatomy. Her husband was in another room, but practically another universe as far as she was concerned. A few hours earlier, just before date night was due to start, a loud pang pang pang erupted from her...

26/06/2024

Barbie movie banned by Minmatar Republic over controversial star chart

Denizens of Minmatar Space will have to obtain illicit holoreels of the smash hit Barbie from black market sources following a sweeping ban across Minmatar Republic Space. The ban follows a swift vote by Tribal Justice officials from the seven major tribes, Sebiestor, Krusual, Brutor, Vherokior, Nef...

23/06/2024

FRAT to rent The Citadel region

News flash as Noraus announced this evening that Winter Co has decided to march towards Caldari High sec, the justification came from the directors of multiple corps expressing concerns from the multiple security concerns coming from High Sec into the regions of Vale of the Silent and Venal. “We d...

21/06/2024

CCP Games Showcases ‘Pay Your Colors’ Personalized Ship Skins in Development

In a move that should have stunned no one in the EVE community, CCP Games announced at the recently concluded Eve Fanfest in Las Vegas that they will introduce a groundbreaking feature to EVE Online dubbed 'Pay Your Colors.' The new capabilities--deemed “revolutionary” yet oddly similar to their...

18/06/2024

[REDACTED] Revealed as EVE Classic

In the latest dank leak, the second bullet of the EVE 20th Anniversary Collector’s Edition is revealed to be an EVE Classic client. “Yo dawg, they hear you like game in your games, so we hear you and made them give you a game for your game,” the leaker reported. When pressed, an unnamed source

17/06/2024

CCP Games Explores Remote Teams in Response to Volcano Threat

Sources report that CCP Games is evaluating remote employment options in light of what is anticipated to be ongoing and escalating threats of volcanic activity near CCP HQ in Reykjavík. Ardent fans with advanced technical skills have long lamented CCP’s hyper-local focus, which precludes hiring f...

08/09/2023

CCP ONLINE UNVEILS “ABYSSAL CRATES”: YOUR NEW SPACE OBSESSION!

Hold onto your warp drives, EVE Online fans, because CCP Games blasts the universe with an electrifying surprise: "Abyssal Crates." Get ready to embrace the fusion of adrenaline-pumping Abyssal Deadspace action with the thrill of random loot – all packed into one mind-bending experience. "Abyssal ...

28/07/2023

America Places Sanctions on CCP Games For Technology Theft and Intellectual Property Violations

02/06/2023

Elon Musk & CCP Games Launch New Partnership; EVE Online Ships Set to Break Orbit in 2025

REYKJAVIK, Iceland & CALIFORNIA, USA - In a stunning announcement that has left the gaming and space exploration communities aghast, CCP Games and eccentric billionaire Elon Musk have disclosed a groundbreaking partnership: the forthcoming construction of real-life starships based on designs from th...

26/05/2023

CCP Games Admits Bug Swapping

In a shocking turn of events, CCP Paragon in a drunken haze at a restaurant let slip that the occasional Reddit post featuring a failed bridge attempt, which resulted in a jumping of a titan into an enemy fleet instead, is actually a content creation bug they implemented some time ago. “Hic…We k...