27/05/2017
Band: Born of the Stone (can't find page to tag idk)
Song: Little Boy
When I was a little boy, I made many mistakes. I grew up in an Italian family, so bear that in mind over the course of this little anecdote.
Italians, particularly the first generation migrants, are (or were in this case) invariably very fond of gardening. Back in the home country, the ones who grew up in the rural areas got used to having a self-maintained garden, usually with heaps of vegetables and the like to save on costs. My family was no different. My nonno and nonna had a pretty neat little garden with a bunch of vegetables, which, as kids, we would pick when the time came. Unfortunately for me, one of the aforementioned items of produce was chillis. Now, yes, chilli is a fruit. So are you. Shut up.
Anyway, one day, my cousin and I decided it would be a fantastic idea to go and pick these chillis. We had no idea what they were, but they were accessible to us, and we were bored, so that was all relevant criteria fulfilled to our five and six year old selves. Needless to say, we didn't ask the adults. We just said we were going to pick veggies. We didn't specify which ones. And again, technicality, chillis are a fruit.
Point is, we picked these chillis. Holy mother of Dante, did we ever learn very quickly that it was a bad idea. And, see, kids aren't too bright. We started crying, obviously because the chillis were hotter than Dante's mother's crotch inferno, and we naturally reacted to the leaking of saline from eye by applying a makeshift saline removal technique. Manually. With our hands. Which is what manually means.
Basically, we were dumb, and we ended up snotty, snivelling, red faced messes because of the chillis.
I'll now leave you to draw your own parallels between this anecdote and this song. Cheers.
from the album Persona Non Grata (EP)