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18/04/2024

Ants can make you laugh out your lungs:🤣😂
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants🤣😂
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important😂😂
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant😂😂
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant😂😂
5. A spy ant = Informant😂😂
6. A very little ant = Infant😂😂
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant😂😂
8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant😂😂😂
9. A proud ant = Arrogant😂😂
10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant😂😂
11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant😂😂
12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant😂😂
13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant😂😂
14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant😂😂
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant😂😂
16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant😂😂
17. A huge ant = Giant😂😂
18. An ant that is important = Significant😂😂
19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant😂😂
20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant😂😂
21. An extremely fast ant = Instant😂😂
22. A noisy ant = Rant😂😂
23. An ant that doesn't keep moving = Constant😂😂
24. A dirty ant = Pollutant😂😂
25. An ant that annoys = Irritant😂😂
26. An ant that lacks knowledge= Ignorant 😂😂
27. An ant that can take anything without complaining= Tolerant😂😂
28. An ant that wastes resources= Extravagant😂😂
29. A very careful ant = Vigilant😂😂
30. An ant that maintains good odour = Deodorant😂😂
31. An ant that finds it hard to move = adamant😂😂
32. An ant that refused to move = Redundant😂😂
33. An ant that is into business = Merchant😂😂
34. A Political ant = Aspirant😂😂
35. An ant that sues someone to court= Complainant😂😂
36. A happy ant = Jubilant😂😂
37. An ant that is patient - tolerant😂😂
38. An ant that does not cooperate - recalcitrant😂😂
39. An ant that doesn't agree easily - reluctant😂😂
40.An ant that runs away from school unjustified -Truant😂😂

12/04/2024

Do you know? 🤔

Samson was so strong that while soldiers were waiting to shoot at unarmed protesters, he would have uprooted the whole Lekki toll gate on his shoulders and jogged with it to Okrika.

Strong man. The soldiers would come and start arguing among themselves if they missed their way.

So strong that while others went hunting for rabbits and antelopes with guns, he'd casually stroll into a forest in Mbaise and walk out with a lion on his shoulders.

The people were happy. Finally, a man had come to deliver them from this wicked government.

Then Oga Samson met Aunty Delilah the Instagram Slay queen from Kalabari with 2 million followers.

The government in power-who had been looking for a way to capture Samson after he single handedly overpowered and flogged fifty armed soldiers and seized their uniforms-had struck a deal with Delilah.

'We can see that Samson is so into you, we don't know his weak points, he's always loving and commenting on your pictures. Get him for us.'

After spending the weekend at his place, Delilah invited him over for movie night at hers. 'Let's Netflix and chill' she said. 🤗

Samson tied his dreads neatly and wore his favorite shoe from Nobs HuB to her place. Ten minutes later, his head had found a place of rest on her laps. 😋

'So Samsonny darling, why are you this strong, I watch your gym videos on tiktok and it's just wow. What's the secret?.'

Samson laughed and said it's hard work. 😏

'So what can one do to overpower you like this. This your power no be here oh. Odogwu!' 🙄

Samson blushed and lied.

'If you feed me with quality doughnuts and snacks, and wash it down with Hollandia, I will be a goner.' Hollandia wey be 2k now? Abeg Hollamdia, replied Delilah as they both laughed hard.

Delilah rushed to tell the government. They gave her enough money to prepare the meal and bring him down, but as a Slay queen, she couldn't cook. Pure Vine Confectionery vendor came to her rescue.

12/04/2024

RULES OF LIVING WITH PEOPLE

1. When you meet young people - INSPIRE THEM.

2. When you meet children - EDUCATE THEM.

3. When you meet old people - HELP THEM.

4. When you meet wise people - STUDY THEM.

5. When you meet leaders - HONOUR THEM.

6. When you meet foolish people - AVOID THEM.

7. When you meet humble people - TREASURE THEM.

8. When you meet arrogant people - IGNORE THEM.

9. When you meet gracious people - EMULATE THEM.

10. When you meet aspirational people - ELEVATE THEM.

11. When you meet strong people - SUPPORT THEM.

12. When you meet godly people - BLESS THEM.

13. When you meet elderly people - RESPECT THEM.

14. When you meet weak people - STRENGTHEN THEM.

15. When you meet hardworking people - ENCOURAGE THEM.

16. When you meet kind people - ESTEEM THEM.

17. When you meet Honest people -
PROMOTE THEM.

18. When you meet virtuous people - REWARD THEM.

19. When you meety evil people - EVADE THEM.

20. And in all situation “ Watch, Pray and wish everyone well.

1. Dr. Ben Carson said, "I struggled academically throughout elementary school yet became the best neurosurgeon in the world in 1987."

LESSON:

Struggling is a sign that you are on a verge of success. Don't quit yet.

2. Bill Gates said, "I didn't even complete my university education but became the world's richest man."

LESSON:

School does not make you rich. School is only supposed to polish what will make you rich, not make you rich.

3. Christiano Ronaldo said, "I told my father that we would be very rich but he couldn't believe me. I made it a reality."

LESSON:

Your words rule your life. If you mean what you have said, each word will come to pass. You get what you say.

4. Hear Lionel Messi!

"I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training and still became one of the world's best footballers."

LESSON:

Believe in your dream. Don't let your pain tell you how your future will look like.

5. Steve Jobs penned, "I used to sleep on the floor in my

Christ has risen indeed he has risen hallelujah.I pray to you that may the power of his resurrection bring you open door...
31/03/2024

Christ has risen indeed he has risen hallelujah.
I pray to you that may the power of his resurrection bring you open doors, connection's and may it also raise our spiritual lives back to life in Jesus name Amen

27/02/2024

PRAYER DEDICATION

— By: Dr Paul Enenche

Dedicated people are notoriously prayerful (Gen. 19:27; Ex. 34:29)

SCRIPTURAL EXAMPLES OF DEDICATED PEOPLE THAT WERE NOTORIOUSLY PRAYERFUL:

1. Abraham (Gen. 19:27)
2. Moses (Ex. 34:29)
3. Esther (Esth. 4:16)
4. King David (Ps. 55:17)
5. Daniel (Dan. 6:10)
6. Elijah (1 Kings 17:1; Jam. 5:17-18)
7. Paul the apostle (Eph. 6:18; 1 Thess. 5:17; 1 Cor. 14:18)
8. The Master Jesus (Mark 1:35)

It is not possible to see a truly dedicated person who is not a prayer machine

KINDS OF DEDICATED PRAYING THAT CHANGES LIVES:

1. Praying for the afflicted and loved ones (Job 42:10)

2. Praying for the salvation of the lost (Matt. 9:36-38)
Praying for the lost is a mark of dedication

3. Praying for God’s people (The Church) (Ex. 32:32)

4. Praying for the nation(s) (Ezek. 22:30; Ps. 122:6; Jer. 29:7)

5. Praying for your shepherd (Eph. 6:18-19; 1 Cor. 16:9; 2 Thess. 3:1-2)

6. Praying for global revival (Zech. 10:1; Hos. 10:12)

BENEFITS OF DEDICATED PRAYING:

1. Captivity turnaround (Job 42:10)

2. Supernatural success (Matt. 6:33)

3. Divine prosperity and peace (Ps. 122:6; Jer. 29:7)

4. Connection to higher grace (Phil. 1:7)

5. Connection to a steady flow of oil (Zech. 4:12-14)

PRAYERS

Father, we ask that You will turn the captivity of our Nation, Nigeria in this season like a dream of the night, Lord in Jesus Name – Psalm 126:1-2.

Father, we ask that You will scatter every gang-up of the enemy against Your perfect plan and purpose in the forthcoming elections, Lord in Jesus Name – Psalm 68:1.

Father, we pray against every plot, plan or agitation of the enemy regarding the forthcoming elections. We declare their complete frustration, Lord in Jesus Name - Proverbs 19:21.

Father, we ask that You will confirm this week that You are the Governor-General of our Nation Nigeria, Lord in the Name of Jesus Christ. You will enthrone Your choice in our Nation, Lord in Jesus Name - Psalm 22:27-28.

Father, we ask for the release of your b

26/02/2024

Important shortcut keys for computer ❤✌
CTRL+A. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Select All
CTRL+C. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Copy
CTRL+X. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cut
CTRL+V. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Paste
CTRL+Z. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Undo
CTRL+B. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bold
CTRL+U. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Underline
CTRL+I . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Italic
F1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Help
F2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rename selected object
F3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Find all files
F4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens file list drop-down in dialogs
F5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Refresh current window
F6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shifts focus in Windows Explorer
F10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Activates menu bar options
ALT+TAB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cycles between open applications
ALT+F4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Quit program, close current window
ALT+F6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Switch between current program windows
ALT+ENTER. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens properties dialog
ALT+SPACE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . System menu for current window
ALT+¢ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . opens drop-down lists in dialog boxes
BACKSPACE . . . . . . . . . . . . . Switch to parent folder
CTRL+ESC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens Start menu
CTRL+ALT+DEL . . . . . . . . . . Opens task manager, reboots the computer
CTRL+TAB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Move through property tabs
CTRL+SHIFT+DRAG . . . . . . . Create shortcut (also right-click, drag)
CTRL+DRAG . . . . . . . . . . . . . Copy File
ESC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cancel last function
SHIFT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Press/hold SHIFT, insert CD-ROM to bypass auto-play
SHIFT+DRAG . . . . . . . . . . . . Move file
SHIFT+F10. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens context menu (same as right-click)
SHIFT+DELETE . .

26/02/2024

--> HINDRANCES TO ENTERING HEAVEN!!

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