Mazi tunde

02/12/2023

A good relationship is when a lady is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of these would've happened if you had just listened to her 😍
🙏👏
Class dismissed 🥂

02/12/2023

Men are not wired to cheat

I hear this phrase all the time that all men are wired to cheat, all men are the same, no man can be committed.
Sincerely, I used to think that way. But here’s my thought.
No man is wired to cheat. The only reason some men cheat is lack of discipline, peer pressure, selfishness, low self esteem and maybe to punish their spouse.

Think about it, a man who knows his worth will not allow himself to get naked with all women. A disciplined man, one who puts his emotions in check will know when to say no and walk away. It is known that men are more prone to succumb to peer pressure. Just because you are in a gathering with your friends and 80% of them are sharing experiences with women other than their wives does not mean you should tag along and disrespect your body and marriage.

If all men were created to cheat, God would have formed more women out of Adam. But He formed one woman and Adam named her and lived with her all the days of his life. One woman from one man not multiples. God would have said go into the world and make yourselves merrier coz the number of women you sleep with the more room is created for you in heaven. And the pathetic part is that some women have come to accept a cheating man as a normal thing. No its not. An unrepentant cheating man needs the attention of a psychiatrist.

A Chinese proverb say a man who loves many women, loves none. But a man who loves one woman loves all.
Don’t create excuse why you cannot be faithful to one woman because you are a man. Be responsible and be a man not a toy for any and every woman. When a man counts the number of women he has slept with, he is actually counting the number of women he has been a slave to.
Yes, as a man you can be handsome, rich, got swag and still be faithful to your spouse, because that’s what a real man is all about.
🙏👏🙌
Class dismissed 🥂

02/12/2023

Best Marriage Advice EVER...✍🏾

1. Choose to love each other, even in those moments when you struggle to like each other. Love is a commitment, not a feeling.

2. Always answer the phone when your husband/wife is calling. When possible, try to keep your phone off when you're together with your spouse.

3. Make time together a priority. Budget for a consistent date night. Time is the "currency of relationships," so consistently invest time into your marriage.

4. Surround yourself with friends who will strengthen your marriage. Remove yourself from people who may tempt you to compromise your character.

5. Make laughter the soundtrack of your marriage. Share moments of joy. And even in the hard times, find reasons to laugh.

6. In every argument, remember that there won't be a "winner" and a "loser." You're partners in everything so you'll either win together or lose together. Work together to find a solution.

7. Realize that a strong marriage rarely has two strong people at the same time. It's usually a husband and wife taking turns being strong for each other in the moments when the other feels weak.

8. Prioritize what happens in the bedroom. It takes more than s*x to build a strong marriage, but it's nearly impossible to build a strong marriage without it.

9. Remember that marriage isn't 50/50— divorce is 50/50. Marriage has to be 100/100. It's not splitting everything in half, but both partners giving everything they've got.

10. Give your best to each other, not your leftovers after you've given your best to everyone else.

11. Learn from other people, but don't feel the need to compare your life or your marriage to anyone else's. God's plan for your life is masterfully unique.

12. Don't put your marriage on hold while you're raising your kids or else you'll end up with an empty nest and an empty marriage.

13. Never keep secrets from each other. Secrecy is the enemy of intimacy.

14. Never lie to each other. Lies break trust and trust is the foundation of

29/11/2023

Seriously 👀🤔 i have been thinking alot about it 🤦🤣🤣

29/11/2023

🤣🤣🤣

29/11/2023

Only the legends can understand

28/11/2023

Something big will locate u before the end of 2023 🙏🙏 type Amen if you believe

26/11/2023

Just keep going never give up

08/11/2023

South Africa women are very beautiful sha! Choi… Please, what does “I am a business lady” mean?

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05/11/2023

Up shaaaa

Please let support Odeyski is music is going global now 🔥🔥
Stream his beautiful sounds here 👇
https://odeyski.fanlink.to/grinding

03/11/2023

😂😂😂😂

03/11/2023

This is our popular Nollywood Legend, Chief Ameachi Muonago. He needs help. Please listen to him and please help if you can, please.

NO NEGATIVE COMMENTS IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS POST

Please help if you can, if you can’t and wanna comment negatively, please don’t. Thank you.

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Amaechi Monagor

02/11/2023

MY TWO FAVORITES HAVE TO SETTLE THIS. WE WANT PEACE BETWEEN YOU TWO, PLEASE!!! Seun and AY…

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AY Comedian - Amongst every good thing that has happened in my life and career in recent times, this year has also offered me to many as an unfortunate victim of unforseen serial circumstances.The more i try to avoid the animosity and incessant attacks, the more I see myself as a programmed misery meal made from the recipe of some collective and very intentional chefs.

Before they say to you guys bon appétit’ with a smiling face and victory song, Can you all please bear the hunger for a few more minutes and ask real questions concerning all the ingredients that brought this meal to the table?

I promised i wasn’t going to respond to
not until he mentioned me calling his child a dog. He also labeled me as a wife be**er, and ONLY God sees and knows where all that came from.

For me, children are completely off-limits. They are our most valuable resource. They are the deposits we make here on earth to carry our names when we are no longer around. Their mothers doubles as our wives and the very best help mates that we all cherish as men.

Having said all that, kindly watch this video, and LET ME KNOW WHEN, WHERE, AND HOW EXACTLY I CALLED . DAUGHTER A DOG...

GOD NO GO SHAME US!

01/11/2023

01/11/2023

The real Rita Dominic

01/11/2023

The Abuja roads trend is very amusing.

Because if you get car, you go lost, if you no get car, you go still lost.

You ask too much question you go lost more.

Airport Road is Lugbe, Airport Junction is in Jabi by Life Camp, you get flight and you go stop for Airport junction 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣, I laugh in Hebrew na GUO night bus you go enter las las.

You enter bus because you hear Galadima and na Galadimawa you dey go, my dear you haff lost

You wan go buy something for jahi and you land yourself for jabi 😂 safe journey my dear

Them tell you say make you come Gwagwa, you begin go Gwagwalada, Adieu my dear👋

You find yourself for Wuye and your interview nah for Wuse, my dear return to LinkedIn jobs and start applying again.🤣🤣🤣

You dey go Idu magically find yourself for Idoo, hope you haff strength 💪

You think Area 1 to Area 11 dey in order bah? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 you will trek. 😭

Zone 1 to Zone 7? Better enter Bolt ooo

You dey go Apo dem carry you go Aco? Na tomorrow you go reach house

You wan see craze, Assume that Wuse 2 and Wuse Zone 2 na the same place or Katampe in Mpape and Katampe in Kubwa express na same place...kikikikik, I laugh in Hindu!! 😂

City Gate na where Abuja start, the other places na FCT, don't be deceived.

There's Berger in Berger and Berger in Lugbe.

There's Police Signboard in Lugbe and Police Signboard in Dutse. Know there is Dutse in Wuse, and remember that Wuse and Wuye has no business.

My dear, download Uber/Rida/Bolt.

You are driving and you miss a bridge, Hehehehehehe welcome to Nasarawa.

You are driving and you take the wrong flyover, Niger State appreciates your presence mai dear.

The only thing that you can count on here is ur Power bank and Airtime 😂🤣😂

Welcome to Abuja mai dear.

N.B: Abuja Citizens should respect their selves here oooo

😅😅😅😅😅😅

RT

01/11/2023

THIS WORLD SHOULD JUST END. I AM TIRED OF THE EVIL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mrs Udeme Akpan travelled out on official duties. She was expected to spend 5 days but as fate would have it, the programme only took 3 days. Since she could not reach her husband on phone, she decided to return home unannounced.

At home, her children told her that their father had a female visitor the moment she left and that the lady has been with them since then. On hearing this,she became so furious and jealous.

Learning the lady was in the visitor's room, she peepped: lo and behold, the lady was there; even putting on her wrapper. She quietly went to the kitchen and boiled water in her very big kettle. As the water was boiling, her husband drove in.

The husband went straight to the visitor's room calling out: 'MY LOVE I'm home.' not knowing his wife was also around.

The wife was even more angered when she heard that and said to herself 'today, God must receive 2 visitors.'

She took the hot water she boiled in a big kettle which had already reached 100 degree centigrade and made garri (ÈBÀ) with it for three of them - Husband, Herself and the Mother In-Law in the Guest room, while children ate Noddles.

IT IS WELL...

GOD WILL HELP US😭 AMEN 🙏

01/11/2023

This dude dropped a hit in 2017 and vanished 😭😭

01/11/2023

People no dey act again, just have nyash you’re Good to Go — Charles Inojie

“Nollywood has changed, it’s no longer what it used to be. People no dey act again, they don’t even do auditions again. So long as you have nyash that is all.

Many girls just want to get into movies and showcase their nyash so they can be called by politicians. Soon you hear about mansions and cars. They say it’s from acting”.

Anyways join us congratulate Nollywood actress Chioma Nwaoha. She just splashed over 100 million naira in the latest Vela P380 . She has been working so hard .

Show her some love

01/11/2023

The only thing Chelsea can comfortably beat now is their chest, they can't even beat around the bush anymore😅😸

31/10/2023

We pray for a fruitful month

31/10/2023

😂🤣

30/10/2023

Africa is a blessed place

30/10/2023

God bless Africa

30/10/2023

How?? 🤥🤥

30/10/2023

What going on here

30/10/2023

Face me I face you will make you understand that aye o pe meji. Let's do a throwback.

1. It’s sometimes called Face Me I slap you due to the incessant fights daily. E ma ja ju. If you don’t fight, someone will fight you. You must fight. "Ta lo gbe omi ti mo pon sibi?" (Ija de).

2. You can never go hungry unless you don’t know your way around. Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who’s cooking. Drop small gist about another neighbor, walahi waa jeun ju. Gbenusi no be atenu.

Output - Gbeborun
Input - Food

3. There’s always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built. They are always proud of the years they have lived there. They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)

4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night. Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room. "Ti mo ba ri e ninu yara awon Anti yen, maa fe lu e daku" but these sisters are always kind. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house. She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street. In most cases, she's the landlady. They always have nicknames like "Iya Jeje" "Iya Kofewahala" "Iya Cele".

6. There’s always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates. He acts like the landlord and he’s always like “Don’t pour waste there” “Pay your nepa bill” and "We will lock this gate by 7pm" bla bla. You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too. Gboromideleru

7. There must be a regular debtor who doesn’t pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April. Always coming up with excuses. "My mama just die", the same thing he said last year. Ogbontarigi onigbese

8. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford. He owes small rent but he’s using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators.

30/10/2023

150 Years From Now

150 years from now, none of us reading this post today will be alive. 70 percent to 100 percent of everything we are fighting over right now will be totally forgotten. Underline the word, TOTALLY.

If we go back memory lane to 150 years before us, that will be 1872, none of those that carried the world on their heads then are alive today. Almost all of us reading this will find it difficult to picture anybody's face of that era.

Pause for a while and imagine how some of them betrayed their relatives and sold them as slaves for a piece of mirror. Some k*lled family members just for a piece of land or tubers of yam or cowries or for a pinch of salt. Where is the yam, cowries, mirror, or salt that they were using to brag? It may sound funny to us now, but that is how s*lly we humans are sometimes, especially when it comes to money, power or trying to be relevant.

I remember those days in my secondary school, how some people fought and did so many unimaginable things just to have their names shortlisted among those to be made school Prefects. Ordinary school Prefects o! But today nobody in that school right now remembers that I even schooled there despite my popularity then. Now, imagine what happens after 150 years!

Even when you claim the internet age will preserve your memory, take Michael Jackson as an example. Michael Jackson died in 2009, just 13 years ago. Imagine the influence Michael Jackson had all over the world when he was alive. How many young people of today remember him with awe, that is if they even know him? In 150 years to come, his name, when mentioned, will not ring any bell to a lot of people.

Let us take life easy, nobody will get out of this world alive. . . The land you are fighting and ready to kill for, somebody left that land, the person is dead, rotten, and forgotten. That will also be your fate. In 150 years to come, none of the vehicles or phones we are using today to brag will be relevant. Biko, take life easy!

30/10/2023

You don ever win or see person wey win the biggest balloon? 😂😂😂 Nigerians with scammers

30/10/2023

NIGERIA(1) vs INDIA(99) - The most controversial football match in history.

I don't know what you were told or how you were told. The truth of the story is that there was no match between Nigeria and India.

Please, this story shouldn't get into the ears of the next generation 🙏🏾😂

30/10/2023

John Ikechukwu Okafor, (born 17 October 1961) popularly known as Mr. Ibu, is a Nigerian actor and comedian.

John Okafor
Born
John Ikechukwu Okafor
17 October 1961 (age 62)
Enugu State
Nationality:Nigerian
Other names:Mr Ibu
Citizenship:Nigerian
Education: Institute of Management and Technology (IMT), Enugu
Occupation(s): actor, comedian

Background and education

He hails from Nkanu West L.G.A., Enugu State. After elementary school, in 1974, Okafor moved to Sapele to stay with his brother, after his father's demise. In Sapele, he did menial jobs so he could sponsor himself to school and support his family.He then worked as a hairstylist, ventured into photography and also worked in a company that produces crates. After secondary school, he was admitted into the College of Education, Yola, but pulled out due to financial difficulties.He later enrolled in the Institute of Management and Technology (IMT), Enugu as soon as he was financially able to.

We pray and hope for quick recovery.

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30/10/2023

Rich man pikin go think say na golf he Dey play LoL 😂😂😆

30/10/2023

Is this true??

30/10/2023

AFRICAN KINGS 👑
This is the energy we as Africans need to generate ISEAL AND KAMARU USMAN stood by NGANOU FROM start till finish hats off to you guys true brotherhood

30/10/2023

Nigerian singer Kizz Daniel becomes the first Nigerian artist to have a bodyguard with a bodyguard.

Kelvin Atobiloye Kizz Daniel's body Guard, finally hires his own personal bodyguard levels ‼️😳

29/10/2023

From the judgement of Ngannou’s performance tonight, do you think Anthony Joshua will win him?

Anthony Joshua might actually knock him out.

Comment below respectfully.

29/10/2023

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I swear, me I like watching this show Ooo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hunt Game Show toh Quality!

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