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16/11/2022

“It really has just become a feature of the league as a whole.”

Listen up, NBA Fans: the best and only basketball video game series just announced a huge new feature for 2K23. The most beloved aspect of the game for anyone w

14/11/2022

The game was meant to be a fun getting-to-know-you activity, but so far, all the partygoers are getting to know is how much they hate each other.

Tension is mounting at the thirtieth birthday party of brand manager Dan Gibbit, as a lighthearted game of Quiplash has become a slow, grim march towards death.

06/11/2022

How devious!

How devious! The druids report a stir in the fae community; a mischievous faerie has stolen the names of the hundreds of millions of people who use Twitter. Don

29/10/2022

“Trans people are just better at computer stuff.”

Game director and proud “super-straight” Jordan B. Skeeterson has expressed concern over a daunting new task: sharing his transphobic views with his entirel

29/10/2022

A local sicko was forced to look deep into the dark abyss of his soul.

Local sicko Scott Ruper was forced to look deep into the dark abyss of his soul earlier this week as he performed one of the most humiliating acts a human being

10/10/2022

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10/10/2022

"At least I never tried to murder anyone!"

Tragedy occurred at TwitchCon earlier this weekend as multiple attendees including streamer and Internet Naked Woman Adriana Chechik suffering serious injuries

07/10/2022

Will Overwatch 3 live up to the hype?

“When I think about what I'm most unhappy about, there's really two things: The first one is we didn't live up to the high standards that we really set for ou

19/09/2022

“Heh, not bad, kid. You actually made me use 17% of my power.”

A scrappy hero struggles to stand up, having given his all while fighting the alien invader Gormak, who stands over him, smirking. “Heh, not bad, kid. You act

15/09/2022

Jeremy was tapped for the job after impressing at a “bring your family to work” day.

Fans of League of Legends’ ARAM mode often feel like they take a back seat to the main game. However, that’s about to change. In a recent press release, Rio

11/09/2022

We got in touch with the gaming genius to find out how he did it.

Before the Switch, there was the Game Boy: the groundbreaking console that helped Nintendo revolutionize gaming forever. But now, a fan has revolutionized it al

10/08/2022

Maximum taste, minimal effort. This episode: microwaved steak.

17/07/2022

This is not up for debate.

It’s time to wake up and face the music. Goku, the hero of the Dragon Ball series, is clearly and inarguably American. There are many signs pointing to this c

13/07/2022

After a thorough analysis of the rules, a dog can, in fact, participate in Mortal Kombat.

Today, Shang Tsung sent a murder of crows across the realms announcing that, after a thorough analysis of the rules, a dog can, in fact, participate in Mortal K

13/07/2022

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13/07/2022

Prime users are in for a treat.

Amazon Prime users are in for a treat, as the e-commerce giant has just announced a new service: Amazon Drop will allow customers to cut out the middleman and j

10/07/2022

Elon Musk has officially walked out on Twitter, just as he did to his ten human children.

Elon Musk has officially backed out of his deal to purchase Twitter, walking out on the social media platform the same way he walked out on his other neglected

10/07/2022

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10/07/2022

Great news for doggo lovers!

Great news for doggo lovers: we just played Penguin Classic Studios’ video game adaptation of the iconic children's novel Old Yeller. It's official: you can p

05/07/2022

Tuesday Writer's Room! What do you have to lose by joining us?

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30/06/2022

We stand with Giuliani.

It’s a somber day today. We at Nerfwire would like to express our condolences to the family of former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani, who recently received

30/06/2022

We've got a cute little Writer's Room this week. Join us!

Room of writers haha I'm trying to switch up what I write in the description do you guys like it? Tes gave me a thing I'm supposed to put here with social me...

17/06/2022

TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge Is A Nostalgic Romp Back To When You Were Young And Naive About This Cruel, Cruel World

Those heroes in the half-shell are back, and they’re here to kick Shredder’s butt back to Dimension X in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge!

10/06/2022

“I’m moving to Portland! Bwaaa ha ha!!”

Nerfwire: gaming journalism at its most clickable.

10/06/2022

Well, this is embarrassing.

Well, this is embarrassing. A new study conducted by Nerfwire has revealed a shocking statistic: only one in five Americans are able to identify Kanto, the regi

03/06/2022

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03/06/2022

"I’d be able to lift twice as many free weights at once."

Twitch streamer and man composed of Powerpoint circles Tyler1 recently shocked his fans with a stunning announcement. During a live stream, soon after friending

03/06/2022

Could you handle the universe with fully realized gay characters?

Sam Raimi is no stranger to controversy. From having Spider-Man insult a wrestler with homophobic insults, to subjecting us to his brother’s acting, the direc

03/06/2022

According to Google, Halo is a military science fiction video game and media franchise created by Bungie.

According to Google, Halo is a military science fiction video game and media franchise created by Bungie. The franchise is currently managed and developed by 34

21/05/2022

Abolish them.

Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks. We all get it. There’s injustice in this world. But this injustice is perpetrated by officers of all ki