23/03/2024
1. DYK?
Back then in 2019, I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said "you will walk." I didn't bother because I knew I was not lam€. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I couldn't find my wallet which contained my transport fare behold I walked..😂
2 Fun facts : Respect pregnant women cos its not easy to move around with prove that you had s3x😏
3. Life facts: No one dies a virgin. Life f***s us all 😥
4. Real life
Sugar daddy; Hey babe sending you 5k... you give 1k to your little broke boyfriend then with the rest make yourself beautiful okay?
The little broke bf; Hey sir it's me her boyfriend she didn't give me anything.
The little broke bf; Please talk to her 😭!
5. Facts
Side chicks be like "So Brenda didn't see this pimple on your face babe😏?"
- To those ladies who always pretend to be asleep but when we try pulling their pant they raise their waist,... God will bless you all financially 🙏🏿🙇🏿♂😇!
- I'm too shy I cant ask for my change in a taxi!
- Yesterday I almost died cos I was too lazy to breathe!
- Today I'm so lazy that my neighbor wrote this post!
Hashtag of the day...
forget to be wicked 🥰!
Thanks for reading
James Fections Beerinyuy
