Do You Remember These Things?

12/04/2023

Now that golliwogs are back in the news after fifteen of them were arrested in an Essex pub by the Woke Police on the orders of their liberal elite masters in Islington, it's high time this page restarted its very important campaign to bring back racist marmalade.

22/03/2023

21/03/2023

Who remembers Dr. Cocktopus and the rest of the This Life gang?

21/03/2023

Anyone know what the hell this is supposed to be? Our best guess is it's Tom Jones and Johnny 5 hurrying away after being caught playing with themselves in the ladies toilets.

18/03/2023

“You want everybody peeps kebab?”

17/03/2023

It's time we started asking this AI business the important questions.

17/03/2023

Happy Ireland Day!

09/03/2023

One of our rivals in the remembering things multiverse asked its braindead followers what this was earlier. As if that needs to be asked of a sophisticated audience like you lot. Anyone with a working brain knows this is a cylinder block from a 1988 Ford Sierra.

09/03/2023

She was England's Windy Candle of Hearts, Roses and Incorrect National Lottery Numbers Predictions. Farewell, and sorry about the 'she didn't see that one coming' joke that every man and woman over the age of forty will crack today.

07/03/2023

Who remembers fleas, mange and the smell of your grandma's house captured in puppet form?

07/03/2023

How can any remembering thingsologist hope to compete with this titan of our industry? Colin is the Leonardo da Vinci of remembering all of the things.

07/03/2023

We did. Unfortunately, it ended in borstal.

07/03/2023

Every kid in the UK wanted one of these for Christmas in 1991. Parents queued for hours outside toy shops to get their hands on one, leading to a nationwide shortage, rationing and riots. Things got so bad that the government produced a public information film featuring the Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water making one out of yoghurt pots, sticky back plastic and the souls of children who had drowned in ponds.

06/03/2023

Swan and caviar butties produce farts that can floor an elephant.