27/03/2024
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19/03/2024
They can have 10 boyfriends and still make you comfortable like you are the only one,
It's a gift SATAN gave women....
28/02/2024
"The best feeling is getting money with the same girl you were broke with." - Kendrick Lamar ❤️
10/02/2024
TONIGHT
🇿🇦 Bafana 🆚 DR Congo 🇨🇩
22h00. 3rd place playoff
10/02/2024
Eskom has implemented stage 6 load shedding until further notice.
09/02/2024
'Don't Come Back To South Africa', Some South Africans Threaten Nwabali - Peterside
According to Peterside , since the super eagles won , their Goal Keeper Nwabali has been receiving threats on his phone . Many South Africans have warned him not to come back .
You all know he plays for a South African club right ?
09/02/2024
Mamelodi Sundowns players costed bafana bafana 🇿🇦
Mothobi mvala 🇿🇦 conceded a penalty
Grant Kekana 🇿🇦 got a red card
Tebogo Mokoena 🇿🇦 missed a penalty
Ronwen Williams 🇿🇦 impressed Cape verde ladies but failed to show up
Khuliso Mudau🇿🇦 missed open net in last minute
Evidence Makgopa is a Mixture of Ronaldo & Messi🔥
09/02/2024
TUESDAY
Kaizer Chiefs 🆚 TS Galaxy
19h30
06/02/2024
Imagine being a 30+yr old man who is still asking n**e pics from their girlfriends, not even wives but girlfriends and most of these girls do send those n**es, only for them to be humiliated. Ladies, never send n**es to your boyfriend. Be matured enough to understand that you cannot just trust every time and Harry in this world.
06/02/2024
Pigeon suspected to be Chinese spy has been released from jail after 8 months
Thread
03/02/2024
Lets take a moment and celebrate Bafana Bafana 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🎉
03/02/2024
Countries In Africa By Population:
1. Nigeria 🇳🇬 223,804,632
2. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 126,527,060
3. Egypt 🇪🇬 112,716,598
4. Democratic Republic of Congo 🇨🇩 102,262,808
5. Tanzania 🇹🇿 67,438,106
6. South Africa 🇿🇦 60,414,495
7. Kenya 🇰🇪 55,100,586
8. Sudan 🇸🇩 48,109,006
9. Uganda 🇺🇬 48,582,334
10. Algeria 🇩🇿 45,606,480
11. Morocco 🇲🇦 37,840,044
12. Angola 🇦🇴 36,684,202
13. Ghana 🇬🇭 34,121,985
14. Mozambique 🇲🇿 33,897,354
15. Madagascar 🇲🇬 30,325,732
16. Ivory Coast 🇨🇮 (Côte d'Ivoire) 28,873,034
17. Cameroon 🇨🇲 28,647,293
18. Niger 🇳🇪 27,202,843
19. Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 23,251,485
20. Mali 🇲🇱 23,293,698
21. Malawi 🇲🇼 20,931,751
22. Zambia 🇿🇲 20,569,737
23. Chad 🇹🇩 18,278,568
24. Senegal 🇸🇳 17,763,163
25. Somalia 🇸🇴 18,143,378
26. Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 16,665,409
27. Guinea 🇬🇳 14,190,612
28. Rwanda 🇷🇼 14,094,683
29. Benin 🇧🇯 13,712,828
30. Tunisia 🇹🇳 12,458,223
31. Burundi 🇧🇮 13,238,559
32. South Sudan 🇸🇸 11,088,796
33. Togo 🇹🇬 9,053,799
34. Sierra Leone 🇸🇱 8,791,092
35. Libya 🇱🇾 6,888,388
36. Congo 🇨🇬 6,106,869
37. Central African Republic 🇨🇫 5,742,315
38. Liberia 🇱🇷 5,418,377
39. Mauritania 🇲🇷 4,862,989
40. Eritrea 🇪🇷 3,748,901
41. Gambia 🇬🇲 2,773,168
42. Botswana 🇧🇼 2,675,352
43. Namibia 🇳🇦 2,604,172
44. Gabon 🇬🇦 2,436,566
45. Lesotho 🇱🇸 2,330,318
46. Guinea- Bissau 🇬🇼 2,150,842
47. Equatorial Guinea 🇬🇳 1,714,671
48. Mauritius 🇲🇺 1,300,557
49. Eswatini 🇸🇿 1,210,822
50. Djibouti 🇩🇯 1,136,455
51. Réunion 🇷🇪 981,796
52. Comoros 🇰🇲 852,075
53. Cabo Verde 🇨🇻 598,682
54. Western Sahara 🇪🇭 587,259
55. Mayotte 🇲🇫 335,995
56. Sao Tome & Principe 🇸🇹 231,856
57. Seychelles 🇸🇨 107,660
58. Saint Helena 🇦🇮 5,314
03/02/2024
Gym goers…..please wipe after you finish using the equipment
01/02/2024
It's finally happening the system is crushing doctor. May the guide be with u ✋
Be anonymous
01/02/2024
NSFAS EXTEND 2024 APPLICATIONS DEADLINE AFTER RECEIVING OVER 1.7 MILLION APPLICATIONS FOR 2024
National Student Financial Aid Scheme ( NSFAS) has received over 1,745, 226 applications for 2024 academic year.
NSFAS says that they have decided to extend 2024 applications deadline to 15 February 2024.
Log into www.nsfas.org za to apply
29/01/2024
A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married.
She confessed to her husband and he forgave her.
9-10 months later, she gave birth.
Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test.
The husband thought he was crázy & agreed to run the DNA test also to shame the ex but only if the ex would agree to bear all expenses.
Petty young man paid for everything including traveling and lodging expenses for sample collection.
The result came out.
Probability of Paternity of Index A:0%.
Probability of Paternity of Index B:0%.
For those of you who don’t understand English, it means that the child does not belong to any of them.😭😭
Take a moment and fear women..
May God deliver us from this gender pls🙏🙏
24/01/2024
SA inmates who wrote 2023 matric achieved a 93.2% pass rate. Confirmed.
16/01/2024
If you wanna report your neighbour for pinching electricity, call 0800 112 722.
15/01/2024
The real count down has began🫶
15/01/2024
Matric 2023 Results SMS & USSD codes.
1. SMS
SMS your exam number to 45856
The system verifies the Exam number; your exam number must be correct in order to be accepted.
Learners will be charged R1,50 per SMS, free SMS’s do not apply.
2. USSD
Dial *120*45856 # enter exam number to register.
You will be charged R1-50 per minute.
Results will be sent to your phone once they are available.
12/01/2024
Matric 2024 Self Study Guides:
- Accounting Booklet Analysis and Interpretation
- Accounting Budgeting
- Accounting Cash Flow Statements
- Business Studies - Business Operation
- Business Studies - Business Roles
- Business Studies - Business Ventures
- Geography Map Book
- Mathematics - Analytical Geometry
- Mathematics - Functions
- Mathematics - Trigonometry
- Mathematics Literacy - Book 1
Mathematics Literacy - Book 2
Mathematics Literacy - Book 3
- Physical Science - Electric circuits
- Physical Science Electrochemistry
- Physical Science - Organic Molecule
- Physical Science - Stoichiometry
- Physical Science - Vertical Projectile Motion
- Physical Science - Work Energy and Power
- Technical Mathematics - Analytical Geometry
Technical Mathematics - Quadratic Equations
- Technical Mathematics - Trigonometry
- Technical Sciences - Elasticity
- Technical Sciences - Momentum
- Technical Sciences - Newtons Law
- Technical Sciences - Work, Energy and Power
https://www.education.gov.za/SelfStudyGuidesGrade10-12.aspx
11/01/2024
Universities across South Africa are set to increase tuition and residence fees, 2024
10/01/2024
Ladies stop smiling whn thy call you makoti. Cos makoti means
maak ons tea
Make us tea
It was used back in a day ke maburu geba batla tea. So bo moaforika bae fetola bare makoti. So oitsi gore gebare o makoti o tea maker neee.✌
06/01/2024
1. Carvela R2000 vs Forklift Certificate R1000
2. IPhone 12 Pro R13700+ vs Project Management Diploma R12500
3. Hennessy R400 vs Learner license R216
4. Weave R1500 vs Petrol attendant Certificate R1500
5. Brazilian hair R3000 vs Drivers licence R2800
I'm not saying people must not eat and enjoy themselves but it's 2024 and you are getting OLD.
05/01/2024
What causes an individual to feel like gay? Is it genetic disorder? Is it psychological disorientation?
Psychologists, psychiatrists, theologians and scientists please help us to understand what goes in an individual's body to decide to live like an opposite gender of what he was assigned at birth .
04/01/2024
The world will be a better place if men can admit that they do cry😭and women can admit that they do mu$terbat£
28/12/2023
You apply for pharmacy, medicine and engineering courses, they reject you🤣😭😭😭
You apply for teaching, they tell you there are no job opportunities😦
You apply for BA, LLB they tell you they are useless😦
You apply for BSc courses, they tell you you're wasting your time😦
You apply for theology, they laugh at you and say you're desperate to be in varsity😦
Yho guys come on!! Haii ngeke rest a little hle😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦
27/12/2023
The fact that someone is going through what Lizzy is going through in real life🥺💔💔Share your experience
🔥📺
25/12/2023
😂😂😂😂
25/12/2023
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