F.R. Bob has distributed his "politickles" weekly since 1997.
Duplantier began his career as a social satirist with the launching of his carnival group, the Platefaces, in 1978, pioneering what later became known as performance art and flash mobs.
UNCONVENTIONAL
It’s unlikely you’d get a worse ticket,
One more bumbling or baffled or wicked,
One more apt to embarrass
Than Biden and Harris,
If you asked a chimpanzee to pick it.
UNCONVENTIONAL It’s unlikely you’d get a worse ticket, One more bumbling or baffled or wicked, One more apt to embarrass Than Biden and Harris, If you asked a c
PLEADING THE 25TH
If your comments are constantly muddled
And you seem to be always befuddled,
You have nothing to fear:
It will all disappear,
‘Cause the case for your crimes will be scuttled.
PLEADING THE 25TH If your comments are constantly muddled And you seem to be always befuddled, You have nothing to fear: It will all disappear, ‘Cause the case
SEX-STING
“What I did was indeed asinine,
But it seemed so romantic online.
I exchanged risqué pix
When I should have said nix.
No more s*xting for me! I decline.”
SEX-STING "What I did was indeed asinine, But it seemed so romantic online. I exchanged risqué pix When I should have said nix. No more s*xting for me! I declin
SECRET RECIPE
All the meatloaves I make are replete
With the vegetables you “hate” to eat;
Those “foul” foods that offend
Are mixed up in the blend:
To make some children eat, you must cheat.
CHARITY BINGES AT HOME
This whole refugee program’s a sham
That is putting us all in a jam,
Undermining our nation
And our civilization,
With the churches all in on the scam.
CHARITY BINGES AT HOME This whole refugee program’s a sham That is putting us all in a jam, Undermining our nation And our civilization, With the churches all i
MARKETING
Education in s*x promotes s*x.
Contraceptive “protection” comes next.
Once a girl feels secure,
She’ll get pregnant for sure,
And abortion is what she selects.
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2024
Is there something new in store?
Will it be just like before?
Will another year
Bring grief or cheer?
Shall I go around once more?
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SANTA’S SACK
When the holiday season draws near,
It will likely elicit a tear,
Years ago you were hired,
Without warning you’re fired:
“Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!”
SANTA’S SACK When the holiday season draws near, It will likely elicit a tear, Years ago you were hired, Without warning you’re fired: “Merry Christmas and Happ
FIAT
But for her, we’d never know
How much further we can go.
We now adore
The son she bore.
What if Mary had said no?
More Christmas limericks at:
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EV
“I have bought an electric car,
But not driven it very far:
The charging stations
Tax my patience —
When I happen to find where they are.”
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
When it’s time for a payback that scorches,
We’ll descend from our back decks and porches
To assert our command
And reclaim our homeland
With a mob wielding pitchforks and torches.
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NSURRECTION?
The “insurgents” were government spies
Who were dressed in a MAGA disguise?
It was all misdirection
To hijack an election?
Does this come as a total surprise?
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NOSEPIN ZONE
I don’t care what a talk show host thinks
And would rather enjoy forty winks:
I will pass on his rants
And his catchphrasing chants
‘Cause his pandering programming stinks.
NOSEPIN ZONE I don’t care what a talk show host thinks And would rather enjoy forty winks: I will pass on his rants And his catchphrasing chants ‘Cause his pand
TRUMPED
We’re not watching the stupid debate.
We don’t care how protagonists prate.
We know Donald’s the one
Who will get the job done.
All the others are just second-rate.
TRUMPED We’re not watching the stupid debate. We don’t care how protagonists prate. We know Donald’s the one Who will get the job done. All the others are just
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GAG, HUH?
So the guy is accustomed to brag, huh?
And his tongue is loose, likely to wag, huh?
Let’s make sure he’s not heard,
That he can’t say a word,
And so stifle the terrorist MAGA.
GAG, HUH? So the guy is accustomed to brag, huh? And his tongue is loose, likely to wag, huh? Let’s make sure he’s not heard, That he can’t say a word, And so s
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LA GOON
There’s this girl in a horror show feature
And a monster who’s trying to reach her,
So to frighten and scare
By inhaling her hair:
It’s Joe Biden, the sleazy swamp creature.
LA GOON There’s this girl in a horror show feature And a monster who’s trying to reach her, So to frighten and scare By inhaling her hair: It’s Joe Biden, the s
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MUTE POINT
Are you crazy or some kind of chump?
Was a paddle applied to your rump?
Though you try and you try,
You cannot stop this guy:
There’s no way you can gag Donald Trump!
Your Weekly Politickle: MUTE POINT MUTE POINT Are you crazy or some kind of chump? Was a paddle applied to your rump? Though you try and you try, You cannot sto
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ANTITRUST
Trust the plan? Trust the plan? Trust the plan?
Well, I will, if I possibly can,
But, before I do so,
I’m afraid I must know:
What’s the plan? What’s the plan? What’s the plan?
Your Weekly Politickle: ANTITRUST ANTITRUST Trust the plan? Trust the plan? Trust the plan? Well, I will, if I possibly can, But, before I do so, I’m afraid I m
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LETICIA
AG James, overflowing with bile,
Has resorted to tactics so vile
That are more than grotesque
And, indeed, Kafkasque:
She, herself, is the one that’s on trial.
LETICIA AG James, overflowing with bile, Has resorted to tactics so vile That are more than grotesque And, indeed, Kafkasque: She, herself, is the one that’s on
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INQUIRING MINDS
“There’s no evidence,” Democrats say
When displaying dishonest dismay.
“Biden’s only big bad
Is he’s such a good dad.”
That’s the best they can do? That’s their play?
INQUIRING MINDS “There’s no evidence,” Democrats say When displaying dishonest dismay. “Biden’s only big bad Is he’s such a good dad.” That’s the best they can
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PUNGENT
“Get a life!” my detractors will bray
To disparage the things that I say.
I ask, “What’s it to you
If I happen to do
Rhymes and riddles and wacky word play?”
PUNGENT “Get a life!” my detractors will bray To disparage the things that I say. I ask, “What’s it to you If I happen to do Rhymes and riddles and wacky word p
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FOSSIL FOOLS
Congressmen who are ninety years old,
Congressmen who are covered in mold,
Congressmen who can’t walk,
Congressmen who can’t talk,
Congressmen who just do what they’re told.
FOSSIL FOOLS Congressmen who are ninety years old, Congressmen who are covered in mold, Congressmen who can’t walk, Congressmen who can’t talk, Congressmen who
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WRAY OF MOONSHINE
“I can honestly say, sir, that I’m
At a loss what to say at this time:
I can’t say yes or no
‘Cause I don’t want to show
That I’m guilty of this or that crime.”
WRAY OF MOONSHINE “I can honestly say, sir, that I’m At a loss what to say at this time: I can’t say yes or no ‘Cause I don’t want to show That I’m guilty of th
A recent song parody I did for Public Advocate USA:
WARNING: Parody of Gershwin's Summertime and Admiral LevineParody By Public Advocate of the USThis is the full version of the song "Summer Pride," sung to th...
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Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: VAX RETURN “We must resolutely ignore That it proved ineffective before, That
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Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HUNTER GATHERER “Okay, maybe I’m not very bright And my talents, if any, are s
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TANGO
It is hard to play tennis alone,
It is hard to play chess on your own,
It is so hard to do
Anything that takes two
When your partner is not in the zone.
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ALERT
It’s too late when the moment is past,
The abduction is frightfully fast,
It’s the worst of your fears
When your child disappears,
And forever your heartache will last.
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PENCE ON FIRE
He pretends to be loyal to Trump
And continually kisses his rump,
Then goes on the attack,
Stabbing Trump in the back:
What a lying, ridiculous chump!
Lagniappe
RE-INDICTED
“Re-indict me ’cause it feels so good.
Re-indict me like I knew you would.
You’re playing checkers, yes?
Well, I’m playing chess.
I’m so excited ’cause I’m re-indicted, hey hey.”
(H/T to Peaches & Herb)
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PENCE ON FIRE He pretends to be loyal to Trump And continually kisses his rump
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