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THEORYDominic Toretto has been in a coma/dead since the opening of this movie. Everything up until this movie is reasona...
04/05/2024

THEORY

Dominic Toretto has been in a coma/dead since the opening of this movie.

Everything up until this movie is reasonable. After this they become super heroes. I posit that they botched the rescue and Toretto has been in a coma or dead ever since and were seeing his last thoughts or his fever dreams. It's the only plausible answer to how insane they get.

10/10 5 stars and 4 thumbs up.

One of the best movies ever made.
19/03/2024

One of the best movies ever made.

22 Movies We Swear Exist Even If No One Else Remembers Them rnkr.co/EAAVHZ

He was insanely cool. The religious scars were an amazing idea. The hands and feet would make sense for climbing and the...
18/03/2024

He was insanely cool.

The religious scars were an amazing idea. The hands and feet would make sense for climbing and the tail was outrageously neat. Probably one of my fave marvel depictions yet.

It was REALLY cool.
Source: xmengeek

Grow Up! Says the gritty old hag who literally played dress up for months to make them the fans they are today.What a ra...
18/03/2024

Grow Up!

Says the gritty old hag who literally played dress up for months to make them the fans they are today.

What a rancid aged piece of trash. Who sh*ts on their fans for keeping their whismy until adulthood? Probably making her more famous by sharing it with their children.

My advice to her is Lighten Up!

Harry Potter franchise star Miriam Margolyes uses some colorful language to double down on her criticism of adult Harry Potter fans.

Looks terrible. Esthetics were a big part of why the original was a success.
02/03/2024

Looks terrible. Esthetics were a big part of why the original was a success.

First-look images reveal BILL SKARSGÅRD as “THE CROW”

https://ow.ly/nwHr50QIYeJ

It did? Never seen this. Probably a masterpiece. We do monster movies really well... or absolute trash lol.
15/09/2023

It did? Never seen this. Probably a masterpiece. We do monster movies really well... or absolute trash lol.

On this day in Horror History, THE COMPANY OF WOLVES premiered in Canada in 1984. 🐺

Anyone play Dying Light on Switch?I picked it up and never really played online. Always ran Harran like a boss solo. If ...
15/09/2023

Anyone play Dying Light on Switch?

I picked it up and never really played online. Always ran Harran like a boss solo.

If you have a switch, and like intense zombie action it gives you all the DLC right off the hop. So sick weapons in the beginning and all the outfits. So on sale it goes for 15-20 and you get about 200$ worth of content.

Well worth the buy.

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19/08/2023
I for one am only interested in this movie MORE having read this article. A few points. This movie is not marketed towar...
07/08/2023

I for one am only interested in this movie MORE having read this article.

A few points. This movie is not marketed towards men. This movie makes fun of men. This movie also outlines things most, if not all, women have experienced.

I have not seen it yet, but I saw the outrage from incels a mile away. I'll be the first guy to stand up for men's rights. I also stand up for women's rights. One of those rights is to give as good as they get.

Guys, you're offended at the hapless ignorant portrayal of men are ya? Well now you know how it feels to for women to watch big tit action movies. Or the countless movies where women are banged and disrespected. James Bond womanizer on screen and off. Scarface and the Godfather show women in the light of objects or accessories. The countless movies where the wife is a nagging bitch for no reason. You don't feel those portrayals are deeply offensive?

The reason Barbie made more money than Oppenheimer is because society is more interested in women being comfortable and happy than we are reliving a senseless bu****it experiment by good ol' hwyte Bois that cost hundreds of thousands of innocent lives.

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This movie is a must see. So campy and ridiculous, but amazing at the same time.
05/08/2023

This movie is a must see. So campy and ridiculous, but amazing at the same time.

Movie Review: “MEG 2: THE TRENCH” is a megalodon’t. 🦈



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Let's talk human monster movies. Most of these are bangers. I would've excused Avatar. There are several other movies th...
05/08/2023

Let's talk human monster movies. Most of these are bangers. I would've excused Avatar. There are several other movies that could've been out here. However, this list is stil full of some of my favorite movies.

Night of the Living Dead being one of the best. Barbara yells and yells about how the zombies are no big deal if they don't cluster and trap you, but no one listens. When she walks away at the end hysterical because if they just listened to the woman they'd all be alive, is provocative and real. Such a heavy indictment of the way women are treated. So I'd say more to the point MEN are the real monster in this one.

From Planet of the Apes to Night of the Living Dead, these 10 movies feature humans as the real monsters, according to Reddit.

Boycott this trash.
05/01/2023

Boycott this trash.

Miller isn't going anywhere.

Get ready.
05/01/2023

Get ready.

Little late.
04/01/2023

Little late.

Rad!
04/01/2023

Rad!

Sending out phantasmic good wishes to the Phantasm-universe!

This has some serious potential. Interested in seeing where they take the story and if it has franchise value. Personall...
04/01/2023

This has some serious potential. Interested in seeing where they take the story and if it has franchise value.

Personally I thought the female Ash was a cool mix up. Let's make more Scream Queens that arnt second fiddle!

Feast your eyes on the first footage and official poster for 'Evil Dead Rise,' then discover when you can finally catch the full trailer!

One of the original comic book movies and a fantastic film in general. This is definitely part of my childhood. Now in 4...
20/12/2022

One of the original comic book movies and a fantastic film in general. This is definitely part of my childhood. Now in 4k UHD!

THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING stalks onto 4K UHD. Details and art: http://ow.ly/6zQ250M5NJu

27/08/2022

So first off, Microsoft... What are you thinking? "It's in you, not on you." That's so clearly not right. Lol. Like the one guys wife says in the article "my husband left the house wearing a shirt that declares him a s*x pest". Lolol Is it too much to ask for more R&D in the wording field of advertisement? This is almost as bad as that one and slogan "The future is white". Haha ooof.

Secondly shame to women who act self righteous for wearing second hand clothes. I'd love to buy more second hand stuff but as a male I go thrifting 6 or 7 times before finding anything that fits I would wear. So ease up on the fart sniffing. The reason there's more for them is because women wastefully buy clothes and don't wear them. Men buy clothes then wear them till they fall off of us. So the problem and the solution are all you.

https://www.pcgamer.com/microsoft-hardwear-normcore-clothing-line-hands-on/

I'm not even reading this. If they stay with Ezra Miller going forward then they're just enabling his horrid behaviour. ...
27/08/2022

I'm not even reading this. If they stay with Ezra Miller going forward then they're just enabling his horrid behaviour. If they decide to market what they already have I'd be okay with it, if he doesn't get a pay check.

One of the craziest episodes. Also not included in the box set! At least it wasn't in mine. I had to purchase it separat...
27/08/2022

One of the craziest episodes. Also not included in the box set! At least it wasn't in mine. I had to purchase it separately.

Worth it.

Takaski Miike's 'Masters of Horror' never aired due to graphic content. Mick Garris shares the full story as to what exactly happened.

01/01/2022

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As their final season wraps up, I'd like to make a huge shout out to Dt.'s Santiago and Diaz.Melissa Fumero and Stephani...
15/09/2021

As their final season wraps up, I'd like to make a huge shout out to Dt.'s Santiago and Diaz.

Melissa Fumero and Stephanie Beatriz are the talent behind 2 of the most badass women to hit the screen since Dana Scully.

Santiago being neurotic, and Diaz being a hardass pale in comparison to the characters natural strength and dignity. Both women being savagely fierce, yet caring and comforting is played very well by both actresses. They compliment each other well, and grace the screen in every episode.

I would absolutely watch a spin off where they're working at some backwoods cop shop, or working at a new precinct.

10/10 Ladies! Great work. Sad the show is ending.

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