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09/05/2024
Happy Kristi Himmelfarts Day! Celebrated in honor of Krys T Himmelfart, hero of JWADOA, and proud woke ultra liberal activist, who on this day 4 years ago, made the ultimate sacrifice to save us all (yes even you filthy normies) from having to live under the spectre of racism and colonialism (well, for a couple weeks at least).
Learn the story here in our JWADOA miniseries!
Troubles have plagued John Wayne Airport of late. Not only are the constant protests causing unwanted attention, but stranger things are afoot. An unexplained mystic stank hangs in the air, and every day it seems something else is falling apart or breaking...