WTF? Southern Illinois

13/07/2024

Somebody get me in contact with The Vasectomy King.

I have an idea.

13/06/2024

Couple of comedians running a muck in Carbondale before their show in Marion on Friday.

United Stapes Rhodes Tour Featuring Joe Stapleton and Sam Rhodes

Date: Fri, Jun 14 • 6:30 PM CDT

Location: Celebrations Event Center, 1305 Crane Drive, Marion, IL 62959

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/united-stapes-rhodes-tour-featuring-joe-stapleton-and-sam-rhodes-tickets-909325586307

28/05/2024

Who's that Pokemon!?

20/04/2024

31/03/2024

Joyous Easter!

19/01/2024

Read ye'r bibble

13/01/2024

Great food, great fun, great times at Boooooooby's!

Soft opening of Booby's tonight (Saturday) from 6pm to 2am gets you two of those things: Great fun and great times.

Great food? That's the next phase of the renovation.

Until then, go grab a drink and chew on some nostalgia when you walk through the doors.

The phrase of the day will be, "Wow, this really feels like Booby's."

... And that's because it is.

08/01/2024

Business sploosh

06/01/2024

Mic check, one two. Mic check, one two.

04/01/2024

It's where Appleknockers throw a Peach Festival.

Welcome to Cobden!

03/01/2024

Tow Mater, Cambria's #1 tourist trap.

30/12/2023

Notice to : Southern Illinois News will have a new name at the start of the new year.

Other changes in comments
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25/12/2023

SOUTHERN ILLINOIS - Propane tank snowman delivers gift of irony on rainy 60 degree Christmas Day.

24/12/2023

EAST CAPE GIRARDEAU - Local sign writer hopes for new career as mudflap designer following closure of The Pony.

21/12/2023

CARTERVILLE - Important historical survey of town unearthed in retail excavation.

08/12/2023

HARRISBURG - We're early for Christmas, late for Halloween, and forgot about Thanksgiving all together - ya filthy animals!

08/12/2023

METRO EAST, ILLINOIS - Has anybody changed the catsup recently?

17/11/2023

MARISSA - Local hunters warned they might not be the only thing hunting in the woods this season.

16/11/2023

MARION, ILLINOIS - Regular guy to unironically sing lyrics "Lord we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat, & the obese milkin' welfare" at stadium named for Mountain Dew, the soda.