05/04/2021
NXT
Pete Dunn vs. Kushia - This will be a great match to say the least, out of nowhere this rivalry just started. It’s a match I wasn’t sure I needed but glad I”m getting. I know both of them have sort of been on the losing end of things recently, Kushia unable to beat Gargano and Dunn under Balor. That being said either one of them can afford the loss but that being said I’ll give it to Kushida, just to start the night off hot.
Triple Threat Tag Team Match - Unsure of where my judgement lies on this one. The smart money is to put it on MSK since they are on fire since winning the Dusty Rhodes Classic. However Grizzled Young Veterans, almost need the win to remain relevant since they’ve been on the losing end of things, Phantasma, they have been around but haven’t really done much in the way of anything so I’m pulling for MSK but I have a feeling the scale leans towards GYV.
Six Man Elimination Gauntlet - I pull for Ruff, I pull for Reed and I’m pulling for Loomis. All six have been on a hot streak with collective wins and losses across the board. The winner faces Gargano on Night Two. Honestly, out of all of them, despite Ruff having history, Loomis is the biggest threat here and has always been around. Halloween Havoc Blackhart was the host and eventually won the tag team titles, Loomis was the host of the last Pay Per View, so going with that Logic, Loomis is your winner.
Walter vs.Tommasso Ciampa - Haven’t seen Walter in quite a while and he’s still UK Champion, Ciampa has been all over the place but hasn’t been able to recapture the big one. Cut a hell of a promo on NXT about how much he has changed since surgery. As good as the promo was and I want to back Ciampa on this one, I feel Walter is going to retain the gold and keep it just a little while longer.
NXT Women’s Championship - Shirai has done a fantastic job maintaining the new status quo of NXT. Exit Aska and enter Shirari. Granted three other women have held it since then, still Io has put out quality since day on. Gonzales, damn what a powerhouse, definitely holding the game in the palm of her hands. She’s responsible for taking out Rhea in that brutal last man standing match. Is it her time to shine? If there was ever a time to pull the trigger now would be the time...but I say Io, one final time, retains.
NXT Women’s. Tag team Championship - This is a tough one since Ember and Shotzi just got the titles but ‘The Way’ haven’t had any real big wins collectively in a long while. Unless that’s the gimmick really not much to say. It’ll be a fun match but Shotzi and Ember will retain.
NXT Cruiserweight Championship - Because this match needed to have a ladder in it why not? We haven’t seen much of Devlin mainly due to the pandemic and being on the UK Brand of NXT. Which always isn’t as accessible when you work as many hours as I do to ‘catch up’ on wrestling. Plus I believe last year he was one of the guys implemented in that movement. Not that it matters but WWE does have a tendency to punish those caught in social media tangents. Escobar, he’s held the cruiserweight title for quite some time and technically is the ‘paper champion’ since he never beat Devlin for the title hence the conundrum that we’re in. Tough call honestly but seeing as how Devlin didn’t get much of a chance to shine (here in the states) with the title, this will be his comeback, Devlin wins.
NXT North American Championship - Well here’s a match that I can’t wait to see. Using my prediction going forward it should be Gargano against Loomis. Loomis is going to take the title and have a nice run with it. He’s over, he’s very over and the best thing about him is less is more. Johnny Wrestling is losing it here tonight to Loomis.
Unsanctioned Match - O’Riley vs. Cole circa ROH. If anyone didn’t know, they’ve done this before...but I’ll keep it kayfabe. I’ll admit I do get a little tired of the ‘my best friend’ storyline or the ‘traveling partners’ schtick. It works but I wish it wasn’t used as much as it had been over the last few years. Orton/Edge, Sasha/Bailey, Owens/Zayn, Drew/Shaemus, Ripley/Gonzales, hell they did one with LaRae as well earlier in the year, so it’s kind of overplayed. Now does that take away from the match? No, not at all, it doesn’t even need nor require that kind of build up, just the two of them in a match is enough with the history leading up to it, not mentioning the years building. This might take the match of the Night (for both) and I’m looking forward to that. Who’s winning? Well, there is a ‘strong’ factor in this which might make things a touch rough for Kyle, accidental or not, so I’m going with Adam Cole!
NXT World Championship - F**k this match. No really f**k this match. Why? Because I don’t get the hype around Karrion Kross. Yeah they did a good job building him up in the promo package but take away Scarlett he’s just another large guy with a meat head charisma. Now I know he wasn’t given a full chance to defend the NXT title on the first run, I was okay with that, but my fear is this is his ‘return’ to the throne but where does that leave Balor? Storyline wise, it makes sense for Finn to do the honors and let Kross (as see through as he is) have his day in the sun. Would this place Finn back on the main roster or does this move him back to the UK where he can have that match with Walter? Perhaps I’m seeing the writing on the wall or perhaps I’m being slightly pessimistic, but, I’m holding out for the best and granted I’m more than likely wrong on this one, but I’m going with Finn because he’s my guy.
Wrestlemania
Seth Rollins vs. Cesaro - This feud kind of popped up out of nowhere didn’t it? A little bit strange but at least we’ll get a good match out of it. Cesaro hasn't’ done well much over the last few years and Rollins has done plenty, he could afford the loss here but where would it push Cesaro? Perhaps against Roman (spoiler alert) for the title should he win, but, honestly I have no real faith in it so I’m going with Seth. I mean hell, he beat Triple H and Brock Lesner back to back Wrestlemania’s so that has to count for something.
Bad Bunny vs. The Miz - Morrison gets screwed out of another Wrestlemania from a celebrity and hell, even Damian Priest is getting screwed out of it. Well at least Miz will get the payday from it. Has a celebrity, minus Wrestlemania 2 (Battle Royale) EVER lost at Wrestlemania? I mean….ever? Yeah, Bad Bunny wins and I won’t take anymore time talking about it. Shame it’s not a tag match though, that could have been a touch more entertaining.
Stroman vs. Shane Steel Cage - Welp, this is a match we weren’t sure we wanted nor needed. Stroman in my opinion could have been used MUCH better than this. Hell last year he fought Goldberg, now he’s against Shane. Won’t call it a downgrade but...this is where they’re going? Least it’ll give Elias something to do (Spoiler). I can see Shane winning because Brawn will throw him with enough force to shatter the space time continuum through the cage and he’ll roll to the outside, proceeding with a ‘stupid’ chant. Hands will be gotten but victory will not.
The New Day vs. AJ/Amos - Lets take a tag team who honestly if they weren’t on my screen, I’d be okay without them for a week (seriously) and let's take a new team whom, I’m just not sure about. Amos has this aura about him, but I am sensing huge (El Gigante') vibes. I’m sure he can do more than pick someone up and slam them down, I mean, least I think so. While I’m not quick to throw away the 118 time tag team champions, AJ hasn’t had a title in a while and if Amos was going to break away and be a singles star, it’ll be after AJ loses the tag titles and blames him for it, so, I’ll give it to AJ and Amos. Oh and que a New Day Reunion prior.
Smackdown Women’s Championship - Okay, real talk, I’ll say it without beating around the bush. I’m not a huge fan of Sasha (she’s better as a heel) and Bel-Air, yeah, she’s good but is she ready? My biggest issue is I can’t see them changing BOTH women’s titles at wrestlemania and Sasha did just come off of a decent run as champion, something she hasn’t had since ever minus NXT. Bel-Air is playing the straight man in this match and Sasha can and will use some heel tricks (possibly ‘turn’) to retain gold here. IF, granted she’s my pick to win, Sasha retains gold, I have a feeling I know who’s winning the OTHER women’s title and if Sasha loses, well, s**t. Plus if Sasha loses she might threaten to quit again.
United States Championship - Riddle and Shaemus have been feuding since Survivor Series but to be fair, Shaemus has been feuding with everybody since ‘09. Now I can sit here and say WWE is going to ruin Riddle’s reign for flubbing up his lines on Raw. I’m sure that went over real well with certain people in the back. But, Riddle was on 78 segments on Raw that week, so forgive the guy for getting confused. Shaemus though has been killing it since returning, winning matches that don’t mean anything but still keeping in the upper deck. Who’s pulling this off? Tough call. If Riddle wins that means there’s faith in the system, if Shaemus wins it just makes sense. I don’t know exactly the win/loss record between these two but I think Shaemus is up one on Riddle, plus, Keith Lee needs someone to fight when he comes back so, I’ll give it to Shaemus.
Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn 2304 - Will I ever get tired of these two wrestling? No. Do I think Zayn is doing his best character work ever? Yes. Is there a way to f**k this match up? Yeah it’s called Logan Paul. Doesn’t need to be here, not interested, he can go away. Curing cancer saves children die for our sins, don’t care, let's get back to wrestling. Who’s winning, well I think it’s Owens 873 to Zayn 721 and Owens….hasn’t been Owens in, well, forever, so I’ll give it to Sami this way it gives Owens a reason to go heel again. No, I take that back, Owens will win because LP will end up screwing it up for Sami and that’ll be another conspiracy, Youtube is trying to shut down Zayn. So yeah I’ll go with that, Owens wins because reasons.
Intercontinental Championship - Aah, I see what you did there WWE. Clever. Let's make Apollo Crews even more blacker than he needs to be. Lets use Nigeria and figure out a way to NOT make it offensive. Well, it kind of worked. Big E. has done some decent things since leaving the New Day (rather than being a hip swivel) and I expect some good things. Will this match be good, god I hope so since both of them can actually move around the ring. Their last match ended…..very strange so hopefully this makes up for it but I see Big E. holding onto it...just a little bit longer.
Randy Orton vs. The Fiend - Well this rivalry got serious pretty quick didn’t it? I love how fans crave and desire the ‘attitude era’ and then, WWE gives them something like setting someone on fire and they rebel against it...and these are the same people who loved when they set Kane on fire..twice. Or when Taker was teleporting and sending lightning down from Thor’s basement. Or hell when they crave a dark brooding and creepy character they get it and then crap all over it. The character work on this has been stellar, Alexa Bliss has COMPLETELY committed to the role and should be given a Slammy for it. Honestly I can’t even remember her old gimmick since this. It’s almost as if they took Bonnie and Clyde, mixed it with Harley and Joker and threw a bit of Kevin Sullian. For the fans that aren’t enjoying it, that’s fine, just don’t ask for anything ever again. For those who have been following along, yeah, this story has gotten...crazy and if anything, Orton should be registered as an arsonist by this point. Could talk for hours about this and the slooooooooow burn (see what I did there) this feud has been but we’re here for predictions. Who’s winning? Well, Orton is one up at wrestlemania against Bray, so was Cena, but against the Fiend, Orton is already one up, so Bray is getting his win back and Orton, who said he wants to be around for another 10 years, can afford a loss here.
Raw Women’s Championship - S**t! I have to predict this match? Damn. Okay well last year it was Charlotte and Rhea was forever grateful so it makes sense that she would get her win back but over Asuka for the title. BUT, they did just have Rhea...come in and say “Hey, lets fight” and the match was on. BUT, every woman’s wrestler as of late has been saying ‘give me a chance I can fight’ so, I’m not sure who really to go for. Lets take all of that out of the equation, holy s**t, Rhea Ripley goes from Charlotte to Asuka in her second wrestlemania. That to me is like going from Flair to Great Muta, you...can’t can’t any better than that. Who’s going to win? I’m so damned torn on this one, why? Because Rhea I have liked since day one and she was my pick during the Mae Young Classic where I said ‘they need to sign her, they need to sign her now’ and holy s**t, they signed her and she’s been a rocket. But then there’s Asuka and that mountain to climb. I love Asuka, since day one I’ve been a huge supporter, but, she has been pretty banged up as of late and she has carried that title on her shoulders SINCE Becky left, plus, Asuka was also a tag champion as well. Wouldn’t it be funny if the two friends from NXT (Rhea/Gonzales) beat two long standing Asian Champions to win their first branded singles title? Holy crap that makes me want to change my prediction now since that story writes itself. Why do you make me hate you so much wrestling? Damn, well, I’m going with my gut that Rhea wins gold here, A. as a return from last year and B. to give Asuka some time off.
WWE World Heavyweight Championship - Ah, well damn here’s a match that, I’m so, well, my scale can go either way. One, I can say I’m looking forward to it but I can also say I’ve already seen it as in, RIGHT after Mania last year. I don’t want to call Lashely a transitional champion here, but Drew...DID get screwed out of that ‘big moment’ last year when beating Lesner and I can sort of see...this being his ‘moment’. But, I can also see that Lashley for the last 3 years has been pedal to the metal and all pistons going so it would really be a crap deal for Lashley to be given a title just to lose it a few months later. I mean, he beat the Miz so it wasn’t as if he got his ‘moment’ in the lights. So for my money, as much as it kind of sucks, I see Drew regaining his title and doing the favor to Lashley as SummerSlam where the favor can be returned.
WWE Universal Championship - Edge isn’t winning. No way no chance no how. How do I know this? Because Daniel Bryan had to f**k it all up. And I love Bryan don’t get me wrong I do, but he doesn’t need to be in this match. It’s no different than Shawn involving himself in the match back at Wrestlemania 20, there was no reason for him to be there, but, he was added and off we went. Roman is WAY too strong of a heel to drop the title here at Mania, something he hasn’t done yet is defend it successfully at Mania and this would be his chance to do it. Now granted Edge isn’t going to get the loss, Bryan will be the one who’s shoulders get pinned, BUT, this will send Edge deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole and force him to go after Bryan and give us that match he was talking about a few months back. Roman Retains, Edge goes uberheel and Bryan finishes up the final season of Total Bellas.
Your thoughts folks!