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You Might Be Baywatched Join Josh and Carey as we talk about the lifeguards, ghosts, mullets, and aliens of Malibu Beach.

Carey and Josh find out that you need a young strong back and some towels before chumming, being in the opening credits ...
27/02/2024

Carey and Josh find out that you need a young strong back and some towels before chumming, being in the opening credits means nothing in this life or the next, and your restaurant idea might as well put on a live ex*****on 'cause people are only hungry for blood. So surf like a wounded seal and accept your fate, you've been chosen to be Baywatched.

Carey and Josh find out the cost of harbouring a fugitive dog, fail to see the rebellion behind thieving antique diving ...
13/02/2024

Carey and Josh find out the cost of harbouring a fugitive dog, fail to see the rebellion behind thieving antique diving equipment, and learn that ghost women have feelings of su***de too. Choke down a pound of raw beef and tell your therapist to go to hell, cause when they get there, they'll figure you might be Baywatched.

Carey and Josh learn what lifeguards do on their day off, discover the not-so-subtle lack of nuance in illegal gambling,...
06/02/2024

Carey and Josh learn what lifeguards do on their day off, discover the not-so-subtle lack of nuance in illegal gambling, and find that just because your dad is rearranging your teachers guts doesn't mean she forgot you owe her one thousand words on the boxcar children. Rent that tux and ruin the rental boat, cause the house always wins when you're Baywatched.

Carey and Josh learn that the most important part of being a lifeguard is knowing how to go down slides, get a tan, eat ...
29/01/2024

Carey and Josh learn that the most important part of being a lifeguard is knowing how to go down slides, get a tan, eat hot chip, and have someone violate your trust with a s*xy swimsuit calendar. Sabotage those water pumps to impress your teenage friends, cause you must be this tall to be Baywatched.

Carey and Josh learn that boundaries are going to get broken whether you invited that person into your home or not, it's...
15/01/2024

Carey and Josh learn that boundaries are going to get broken whether you invited that person into your home or not, it's not always good to hear someone speak American, and while the heart wants what the heart wants the hard on should probably keep to his dang self. Crack open a cerveza and king me pig-dog, cause Norman Rockwell told me You Might be Baywatched.

Carey and Josh find out that the holidays can be a reprieve from the treachery of Adobe, that getting your friends kille...
08/01/2024

Carey and Josh find out that the holidays can be a reprieve from the treachery of Adobe, that getting your friends killed will get you a mortgage, and that s*x sells chicken sandwiches. Reinvest your profit and drink that tequila straight from the bottle, cause you've been Baywatched since the day you were born.

Okay, Baywatchers... we've had a few weeks of audio equipment failure. We've been confused about what day it is, filled ...
07/01/2024

Okay, Baywatchers... we've had a few weeks of audio equipment failure. We've been confused about what day it is, filled with chocolate and cookies, sleeping late, and staying up later. But tomorrow, if the audio gods allow, we will release a combo podcast of Baywatch episodes 13 and 14. We hope you've had lovely winter holidays!

We recorded a whole episode for all three of our fans, and while we were editing it, we lost the sound. Waveform still t...
20/12/2023

We recorded a whole episode for all three of our fans, and while we were editing it, we lost the sound. Waveform still there, no sound. We have been attempting to recover it, but if we cannot, we will re-record episode 12. 😭 What a slap in the face.

Carey and Josh fight back their sleep demons while they learn how to steal cars and influence people, get confused about...
11/12/2023

Carey and Josh fight back their sleep demons while they learn how to steal cars and influence people, get confused about outdated bro codes, and believe in the magic of rowing. Throw some more ribs on the grill and point suggestively, 'cause it's terminal and that means You Might be Baywatched!

Power outages strike again, dear listeners. As soon as power is restored, we can upload the 12th episode of Baywatched! ...
11/12/2023

Power outages strike again, dear listeners. As soon as power is restored, we can upload the 12th episode of Baywatched! Thanks, Obama...

Carey and Josh find out there is more than one way to patch a roof, ponder deeply the s*x appeal of unibrows, and come t...
04/12/2023

Carey and Josh find out there is more than one way to patch a roof, ponder deeply the s*x appeal of unibrows, and come to realize that storms not only bring lovers together but also get them pistol whipped. Put on the borrowed sweats and promise to be more spontaneous, because you might be Baywatched!

Carey and Josh get down with oral surgery contact highs, and find that just because you dreamed about your overly physic...
29/11/2023

Carey and Josh get down with oral surgery contact highs, and find that just because you dreamed about your overly physical friend's wife in That Way doesn't mean she was actually writhing around on the floor. Oh, and something about murder slips in there too. Break out the surf ski and get used to the wet stuff because you're Baywatched to hell and back my friend.

Alas, Baywatchers, a power outage has made it impossible for us to release today's episode. We'll be back with episode 9...
27/11/2023

Alas, Baywatchers, a power outage has made it impossible for us to release today's episode. We'll be back with episode 9 when the power is on and we have real internet, not just data!

Josh and Carey come dangerously close to seeing Brian Cranston's sc**te, and finally figure out why Mitch's old nickname...
21/11/2023

Josh and Carey come dangerously close to seeing Brian Cranston's sc**te, and finally figure out why Mitch's old nickname was 'Animal'. Join us for an in-depth discussion about appetizers, Real Canadian Girlfriendsâ„¢ (you wouldn't know her), and the long slow bend. Don't throw the bride out with the seawater, she's already been Baywatched.

Fertility, Pharmaceuticals, and Rock and Roll. Carey and Josh are made painfully aware of the white male's privacy needs...
13/11/2023

Fertility, Pharmaceuticals, and Rock and Roll. Carey and Josh are made painfully aware of the white male's privacy needs, and that self imposed lifeguard exile won't stop that psycho ex-boyfriend. Destroy your bodies on your own time, cause we're scheduled to be Baywatched.

Eddie might be a bit too excited about tomorrow's podcast episode. Or maybe CPR just makes him real happy. Find out on M...
12/11/2023

Eddie might be a bit too excited about tomorrow's podcast episode. Or maybe CPR just makes him real happy. Find out on Monday!

Carey and Josh come to find that heart surgery is more than a feeling when it involves a two mile swim and an intricate ...
06/11/2023

Carey and Josh come to find that heart surgery is more than a feeling when it involves a two mile swim and an intricate plot for capital 'm' Murder. Jill's food choices are scrutinized and found woefully wanting. Go home Fred, you're already Baywatched.

Carey and Josh learn about all the ways you shouldn't interact with your soon-to-be ex-wife, how to properly love a life...
30/10/2023

Carey and Josh learn about all the ways you shouldn't interact with your soon-to-be ex-wife, how to properly love a lifeguard tower, and that laundering stolen cash in the open ocean will leave you with regrets. It's Episode 6, and by now... You Might be Baywatched.

Thorpe, Eddie, and Shauni are wondering if you're really ready for tomorrow's episode, or if you're... a 'sinker'. ...
29/10/2023

Thorpe, Eddie, and Shauni are wondering if you're really ready for tomorrow's episode, or if you're... a 'sinker'.

Hobie and his friends go on a boat-losing, shasta-drinking, ewok-trap-building accidental adventure and meet two of the ...
23/10/2023

Hobie and his friends go on a boat-losing, shasta-drinking, ewok-trap-building accidental adventure and meet two of the most boring pirates ever.

Jill has the night-before jitters, hoping lots of people tune in to our podcast tomorrow! Or she's stretching on the bea...
22/10/2023

Jill has the night-before jitters, hoping lots of people tune in to our podcast tomorrow! Or she's stretching on the beach... could be that.

Look at all these podcast apps you can listen to us on! Go forth and put us in your earholes. Tell your friends. Tell yo...
18/10/2023

Look at all these podcast apps you can listen to us on! Go forth and put us in your earholes. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell your local lifeguards!

Sometimes you recheck the lieutenant, and sometimes the lieutenant rechecks you. Raise the blackball and put on your fan...
16/10/2023

Sometimes you recheck the lieutenant, and sometimes the lieutenant rechecks you. Raise the blackball and put on your fancy jacket, Carey and Josh tackle the 4th episode of Baywatch season 1 to find out if virgin surfboards have more fun. Also featuring Craig's fashion classes for working from home.

Home or office? Dressy or VERY casual? Craig and Eddie are drinking (coffee) to the new episode, coming in hot on Monday...
13/10/2023

Home or office? Dressy or VERY casual? Craig and Eddie are drinking (coffee) to the new episode, coming in hot on Monday.

A tale of two dads... One, a barracuda. The other, an animal. Find out who got fathered, because You Might Be Baywatched...
10/10/2023

A tale of two dads... One, a barracuda. The other, an animal. Find out who got fathered, because You Might Be Baywatched! Third episode 'Heatwave' dropped at midnight like wet sand out of a delinquent's hands. Find it via the link in our bio!

What do you mean, are we excited for Monday? Of course we are, the new podcast episode happens on Monday! The junior lif...
07/10/2023

What do you mean, are we excited for Monday? Of course we are, the new podcast episode happens on Monday! The junior lifeguards get to go all the places they shouldn't, Hobie does a sleuth, we find out one of Mitch's nicknames.

04/10/2023

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It's time for beer f***y packs and shoes in bed! Hop on your power-ski and jet on over to the link in our bio for Episod...
02/10/2023

It's time for beer f***y packs and shoes in bed! Hop on your power-ski and jet on over to the link in our bio for Episode 2, 'In Deep'.

Hobie (Hobes, Hobester, Hobart) is getting excited for Monday, when the newest episode of Baywatched will be pulled from...
30/09/2023

Hobie (Hobes, Hobester, Hobart) is getting excited for Monday, when the newest episode of Baywatched will be pulled from the depths. You should be excited, too! Featuring the evils of power-skis, and elevated ways to play with food.

It's here! The first episode of Baywatched is going up on at least 10 podcast platforms. Look for 'You Might Be Baywatch...
30/09/2023

It's here! The first episode of Baywatched is going up on at least 10 podcast platforms. Look for 'You Might Be Baywatched' on your favourite podcast streaming service! There's still a few hiccups with branding, but we're lurching to life. Check the linktree for options!

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