23/01/2023
Saw a box of skincare facial masks - called "Seven Days of Masking" - advertised on a discount site and the first thing I thought was: if that isn't a perfect memoir title, I don't know what is... 😆
So, being me... of course I had to parody the product and brand it appropriately for y'all.
[Image Description - Photograph of a box of skincare facial masks. The box is a silver holographic print including a multitude of stars and dots in varying shades of white, grey, and black.
At the top of the box are four circular photos of femme-presenting models wearing skincare face masks.
The first model is wearing a yellow mask and making a kissy-face, with widened eyes staring intensely at the viewer, with their chin resting on their hands. In capitalized black sans-serif font, a caption reads: "forces eye contact"
The second model is wearing a pale green mask and their eyes are closed or squinted, while their mouth is open wide, as if laughing. Their hands are at each side of their chin, outstretched and palms up. In capitalized black sans-serif font, a caption reads: "mirrors expressions"
The third model is wearing a red mask and is smiling with their mouth slightly open. One hand is at the side of their chin, outstretched and palm up. In capitalized black sans-serif font, a caption reads: "rehearsed responses"
The fourth model is wearing a pale pink mask and is smiling what appears to be a forced smile, showing teeth, with a tense face. In capitalized black sans-serif font, a caption reads: "supresses stims"
In the center of the box, a thin black outline forms a square around text. In large, black, capitalized sans-serif font, text reads: "seven days of masking". Underneath that, smaller black, sans-serif font, text reads: "Seven autistic masks to fake & hide your traits for a socially acceptable & allistic appearance".
Under the box are three more circular photos of femme-presenting models wearing skincare face masks.
The first model is wearing a grey mask, looking downward, and has their mouth open while showing their teeth, possibly smiling or laughing. Their hands are at each side of their chin, outstretched and palms up with fingers curved so the fingertips are pointed upward. In capitalized white sans-serif font, a caption reads: "mimics gestures"
The second model is wearing a white mask and has a slight smile, looking content or relaxed. Their hands are folded underneath their chin. In capitalized white sans-serif font, a caption reads: "pushes through intense sensory discomfort"
The third model is wearing a black mask and has a look of concern or discomfort on their face. Their hands are held up to the sides of their face, with index fingers pressed into their temples. In capitalized white sans-serif font, a caption reads: "minimizes enthusiasm for interests"
Next to the third model on the bottom of the box is the Giraffe Party logo; a vectored graphic of a giraffe's face. The giraffe has a serene look on its face and is wearing large black-rimmed glasses. It is also wearing a teal striped lampshade on its head and holding a tasseled party horn in its mouth. The words "Giraffe Party" are printed in purple font on the lampshade.]